Thou
shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat.
Thou
shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree
Thou
shalt not roll in any smelley stuff thy finds in the yard.Thou
shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat.
Thou
shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree
Thou
shalt not roll in any smelley stuff thy finds in the yard.Thou shalt
not lie down next to me and commence making licking and
Thou
shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush.
Thou
shalt not treat my shoes as if they were thy chew toy.
Thou
shalt not drink out of the toilet.
Thou
shalt keep thy nose out of the cat's litter box.Thou shalt
not WATCH the cat while he is in his litterbox (he likes privacy)
Thou
shalt not pass gas in my presence, and then walk away as if
Thou
shalt not run away from home in pursuit of a good time.
Thou
shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company.
Thou
shall not hide thy bones under my pillow.
Thou
shalt not sniff the crotch of everyone thy encounters.
Thou
shalt not harmonize with the cat at 2a.m.
Thou
shalt not sneak up on me and lick me in the mouth while I am sleeping.
Thou
shalt refrain from becoming overly affectionate with my
April 20 -May 20 Taurus dogs are dependable, loyal and constant. Somewhat reserved, they have a deep need for security and affection. Determined and stubborn but never give up. Deeply devoted and make excellent calm pets.
May 21 -June20 The Gemini dog is fun! Very intelligent, and have excellent communication skills. Very energetic and full of life. Intensely curious and they will never miss a trick!
June 21-July 22 Cancer dogs are deeply sensitive, kind and caring. They are always there when people or other animals need sympathy or love. Needs gentle handling and lots of love and affection.
July 23- August 22 The Leo pup is lively and energetic. They are proud and have a strong need for leadership and approval. Loves to be the center of attention. Be sure to give them the recognition and admiration they need.
August 23-September 22 The Virgo dog is cautious and reserved. They are routine oriented and love to work and be trained. They are kind and gentle and prefer small families since they like peace and quiet times for themselves.
September 23-October 22 Libra dogs are loving, gentle and affectionate. Seldom aggressive to anyone or anything. Usually beautiful in appearance and friendly towards everyone.
October 23-November 21 Scorpio dogs are quiet and secretive. They are deeply emotional and intense. They never forget a hurt and can be aggressive towards those who hurt them. They need lots of loyalty and understanding and will reward you with the same.
November 22-December 21 The Sagittarius dog is the clown of the zodiac. He is athletic but just a little clumsy. Lots of energy and fun. Pets that are a joy to own.
December 22-January 22 Capricorn dogs are serious and introverted. They are reliable and steady. Usually live long lives. Not easy to get to know but they are loyal and make good pets.
January 23-February 21 Aquarius dogs are friends to everyone. Love meeting people and other animals. Often they are unique in personality or appearance. Well suited to eccentric owners. Always friendly and never shy.
February 22-March 20 Pices dogs are sensitive and seem to know intuitively what you are thinking. Peace and quiet are essential for their well being. They often appear dreamy and absent minded but are actually very wise.
