“Shame on... you?”

The most powerful man on Earth learns to speak

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to-be-prepared'."

- Governor George W. Bush

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

- Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."

- Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

- Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

- Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

- Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."

- Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

- Governor George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

- Governor George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

- Governor George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

- Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

- Governor George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

- Governor George W. Bush

“It is white.”

- G.W. Bush (when asked what the White House is like by a student at Morningside Primary School in East London.)

"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."

- G.W. Bush (on the Kyoto accord)

“We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.”

- G.W. Bush

"Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is."

- G.W. Bush

"My pro-life position is I believe there's life. It's not necessarily based in religion. I think there's a life there, therefore the notion of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness."

- G.W. Bush

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

- G.W. Bush

"They misunderestimated me."

- G.W. Bush

"I don't need to be subliminabable"

- G.W. Bush

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

- G.W. Bush

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

- G.W. Bush

"There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee. It says fool me once... shame on... uh... shame on... you. Fool me can't get fooled again!"

- G. W. Bush

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(Those next ones are not so funny readen one by one, but readen 2 by 2 they give idea of how schizo is the mind of this great world leader)

"Israel needs to pull out of the occupied Palestenian lands immediately."

but:

"Israel has a right to do whatever they believe is necessary to defend themselves."

"We have to eliminate tariffs and barriers." (actually he said bariffs and terriers but we guess this is meant tariffs and barriers)

but:

"We have to impose tariffs on imported steel"

"Castro has developed biological and chemical weapons of mass destruction and exported them to Libya and Iran."

but:

"We have no evidence that Castro has developed chemical or biological weapons."

"Yassir Arafat is irrelevant."

but:

"Yassir Arafat is the representative of the Palestinian people and a valued negotiating partner."

"We need to foster and support democracy and freedom everywhere around the globe."

but:

"We are happy to see that the duly elected president of Venezuela has been overthrown by a military coup."

"There is no need for an additional cabinet level post to combat terrorism."

but:

"I am calling on congress to establish a cabinet level Department of Homeland Security."

"The current middle east crisis is the result of former President Clinton's efforts to broker a peace agreement."

but:

"The middle east crisis is not the fault of any current or former President of the United States."

"The United states will not get involved in middle east peace negotiations until the Palestenians and Israeli's have shown they are ready for peace. We can't try to force the parties to negoriate."

but:

"I'm sending Secretary of State Powell to the middle east to try to defuse the situation and steer the parties toward peace."

George W. Bush

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