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| second month he said.............PAPA third month he said..............DEDE fourth month.....................YAYA!! one year old he said.............MAMA, PAPA DEDE YAYA!! |
What Women Say: Teenage girl: Kiss me, but marry me. Wife: No money, no honey. Mistress: With house, open blouse. Secretary: Forget your wife, always remember me! Kumare: Wala ang pare mo, pwede na tayo. GRO: No pay, no lay. Pokpok: Money down, panty down. Salesgirl: Buy me this dress, I give you happiness.Madre: Gusto ko sana, may pari bang kakasa? Biyuda: Matagal nang wala, ikaw ay pinagpala. Matandang dalaga: Noon pa sana, ngayon, paano na? |
Boy and girl after sex: Boy: First ba ako sa iyo? Girl: Oo naman! Boy: Really? Girl: Bakit ba lahat kayo ask ng the same question? |
Tapos na sina Sir at Inday. Inaalis na ni sir ang
condom nang tumili si Inday. "Aru! Aru!" sigaw ni Inday. "Bakit, Inday? Hindi ka pa ba nakakita ng sa lalaki?" "Nakakita na po sir, pero sa probinsya namo, di gibalatan pagkatapos, aru!" |
Bride back from honeymoon, crying: Bride: Huhuuu... Friend: Anong nangyari sayo? Bride: Yung sa asawa ko parang bote. Friend: E di okay! ang sarap non! ba't ka umiiyak? Bride: Anong masarap?! Bote ng WHITE FLOWER!!! |
On the night of the honeymoon, the bride taught the
virgin groom the 69. While doing it, umutot ang bride ng five times. Groom: Enough na dear, hindi ko na kaya ang 64 pang ganyan. |
| Q. Bakit kinagat ni Eba ang mansanas? A. Kasi di niya nagustuhan ang saging ni Adan. |
Q. Paano mo malalaman kung lalaki ang bibingkang
kinakain mo? A. Kapag may itlog. |
Mga tipo ng babae habang nakikipag-sex: Submissive - "Bahala ka na, ipasok mo na..." Enduring - "Aray! Sige pa, kaya ko pa." Scandalous - "P*tangina mo, sige pa!" Unsatisfied - "Ano ba 'yan? Idiin mo pa kaya, 'no?" |
Sex by profession: Bankers do it with interest Policemen do it with cuffs DJ's do it by request Dentist do it orally Med reps do it with samples Nurses do it by rounds |
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