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ONCE, I knew you... OFTEN TIMES, I miss you... ALWAYS, I'll care for you... NEVER, will I forget you! Ano nga ulit name mo? --Ü--	Nasa elevator ka wid ur crush. bigla kang napautot. Ano ang gagawin mo? MAGPAKATOTOO KA! Smile, tapos sabihin mo:Hi, cute ng Text Tone ko No? SCENTED pa!	I löok at thé sun, thé sun is beautiful... i look at you... i... i... i loök at the sun na lang ulit. =P GÜD AM!	HATING KAPATID:MONKEY1:Hahatiin natin yung saging sa tatlo ha?MONKEY2:bakit 3,e 2 lang tayo?MONKEY1:madamot ka talaga,e yang nagbabasang UNGGOY di mo bibigyan.	I stroke ur neck & bite u gently. I hold ur breast & bite it greedily deni lick lustfuly. I spread ur legs & feel d heat. Ohh!! 9 Ang sarap mo! MAX FRIED CHICKEN !
Military Motto Army: No retreat no surrender Navy: No pain no gain Airforce: No guts no glory Security: No ID no entry	P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P.A.N.G.I.T. ka! P-perfect A-attractive N-nice G-gorgeous I-intelligent & T-talagang CUTE siyempre pareho tayo P.A.N.G.I.T.	Always start your day with a lot of.... S E X S-mile E-nthusiasm X-citement kaya make S E X a daily routine, kita mo ako always smiling!	3 buntis nag-uusap. Buntis1: Madre ang magiging anak namin dahil palagi kaming naka-missionary position ng mister ko noong ginagawa namin siya Buntis2: Kami gymnast kasi palagi kaming nag-a-acrobat ng mister ko sa kama. Buntis3: Kinakabahan yata ako sa magiging anak namin kasi baka tumahol.	G1: Kamusta blind date mo? G2: Bwiset, ang dala niyang wheels 1946 na Rolls Royce G1: Ha? mahal yung model na yun. Anung bwiset dun? G2: Siya ang original owner.
Wid dis msg I wud lyk 2 thank u 4 being such a nice friend 2 me... I reli appreciate ur gudness and truthfulness, especially wen u cnfirmed MY CUTENESS...	Take tym each day 2 10k God 4 ur blessings. U may not be as cute as I am, but u can be 10kful dat atleast u have a face...(,") Have a nice day!	When u slept last nyt, did u not hear ur angel saying sam1 CUTE will txt u exactly at dis tym? HERE I AM... Sending my txt & 2 greet u...GOOD MORNING!	Ssshhh...Tiptoe ako kasi bbaka 2log ka na. Just want 2 know if ur OK! Kasi narinig ko lahat daw ng PANGET 2log na...AKO GISING PA! Ikaw? Gud evening!	Do u know d secret of CUTE people? They sleep more dan 8 hours a day...Kaya pasensya ka na kung tanghali na kita nati-txt ha ?
Wat do u do wen u see an xtremely GOOD-LOOKING person? ME, I stare at dat prson admiringly... And wen I get tired, I JUST PUT THE MIRROR DOWN... Kakangalay eh!

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