10 reasons there will not be an Asian President

Top 10 Reasons Why There Won't be an Chinese-American President Anytime Soon 10. White House not big enough for in-laws 9. Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics 8. Oval Office has bad feng shui 7. Can't find decent roast duck in D.C. 6. Secret Service could never handle nagging mother 5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners 4. No chance for promotion 3. Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct 2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in 1. Air Force One: No frequent flier miles