JOKES

What do penguins eat for lunch? Ice burg-ers. How do penguins drink? Out of beak-ers. Who's the penguin's favorite Aunt? Aunt-artica Nicole:Today my teacher yelled at me for something i didn't do Amelia:What was that? Nicole:My homewrok. What did the banana do when the monkey chased it? The banana split Why was the ketchup last in the race? It couldn't ketch-up. What starts with E, ends with E and only have one letter? An envelope. Who carries a backet, visits Grandma and steals her jewellery? Little Rod Riding Hod. Polly:I think my teacher loves me. Emma: Why is that? Polly: She keeps putting "X"s next to my work. My horse is very polite.When ever we come to jump he stops and let me go first. Why do withches use brooms for flying? Because vacuum cleaners are to heavy. Why didn't the clock work? Because it needed a hand Can April March? No,but August May, Knock, Knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? Cows go moo not who Whats happens when you get bit by a shark in the winter? You get frost bit. Once there were 3 boys named, Trouble,Makeme and shutup. The 3 boys were playing football in the park when Trouble threw the ball straight into the woods.Trouble went into the wood to find it,but he never came back. Makeme and Shutup went to the police. The police asked Shutup,"Whats your name?" Shutup he answered. He asked the other boy"Tell me whats your name now" "Makeme"."What did you say?" "Maakeemeeeeeeee" "Are you looking for trouble?" "yeah". What starts its life by crawling on 4 limbs,then on two and finally ends it's life on three? A person crawls first then walks and finally with a cane. Why do cats like computers? Because thay have a mouse. What goes zzub? A bee thats flying backwards. Why do ducks and geese fly south for the winter? Because its too far to walk. What's a witch favorite snack? Sanwich. What did the orange say to the banana? You have a peel. What's a spider favorite place? The World Wide Web (www) What did the moon say to the sun? Gee,you are so big and they don't let you go out at night.

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