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Double Dragon ('93) | A ridiculously crappy comedic spoof of a once well-loved adventure game. |
"You're ugly like your mother." -Billy |
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Super Mario Brothers ('93) | Not a very well-liked movie incarnation of the popular nintendo franchise of the same name. They didn't stay true to the game much, but I didn't think it was all that bad. |
"I Disintergrated, am I still here?" -Mario |
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Street Fighter ('94) | The crappy story, crappy characters, annoyingly scrawny Blanka, and crappy effects make this one an altogether crappy movie. Although Raul Julia and Jean-Claude VanDamme were good choices for their respective parts; they still seemed really crappy. |
"Oh man, I shoulda' stayed at Microsoft!" -Dee Jay |
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Mortal Kombat ('95) | Apparently this one did't suffer the fate of the first few fighting game movies, seeing as how it's really not that bad. On the other hand the sequel sucked. |
"Get over here!" -Scorpion |
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Mortal Kombat:Annihalation ('97) | *See summary of "Mortal Kombat" ...God knows why they're making another one. |
"I am happy to die...a mortal." -Raiden |
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Pokemon: The First Movie ('99) | 
Not worth linking to... I'm not even going to list the other 3 crap-fest's |
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Wing Commander ('99) | Never seen it... | Never seen it... |
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Final Fanstay:The Spirits Within ('01) | For the most part an excellent movie, much better than its competition:"Tomb Raider." It features insanely realistic CG animation courtesy of the folks at Squaresoft. The only real drawback is it is nothing like the series, and about from 30 minutes to the end everybody gets...well you know. |
"You've got a talent for understatment, Doc." -Neil |
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Tomb Raider ('01) | Don't get me wrong, that Angelina Jolie is a hottie, and an great actress to boot; but none of that can make up for a lacking storyline. |
"Oh its one of them ticking clocks, eh?" -Wilson |
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Resident Evil ('02) | Bloody Awesome! Never before have I seen such an exact theatrical representation of a beloved videogame. Everything that went on in this prequel-esque movie fit right into the plot of the game series of the same name.
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"I don't wanna become one of those things; walking around without a soul." -Rain |
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Tomb Raider 2: Cradle of Life('03) | Never seen it... | Never seen it... |
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House of the Dead ('03) | Quite possibly one of the worst movies of all time. They constantly flashed shots of the damn game for christ's sake! The plot was idiotic at best and the acting was absolutely terrible. It also had the least believable CG blood I have seen in my life. To sum it all up; Pure Retardedness.
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| Alone in the Dark ('04) | Never seen it... | Never seen it... | |
| Mortal Kombat 3:Domination ('04) | Never seen it... | Never seen it... | |
| Resident Evil 2: Apocalypse ('03) | I just hope this one doesn't fall to the fate of Mortal Kombat... | Never seen it... | |
| Fatal Frame (?) | Never seen it... | Never seen it... |