Cheats (well sort of): here is the list of insults and comeback for the swordfights in "3 sheets to the wind"
Every enemy i've met i've annihilated=with your breath i'm sure they all suffocated.
You're as repusive as a monkey in a negligee=i look that much like your fiancee?
I'll hound you night and day=then be a good dog ,sit, stay.
when your father first saw you he must have been mortified=at least mine can be identified.
En gurde, touche=oh that is so cliche.
Troughout the carribean my great deeds are celabrated=to bad they're all fabricated
I can not rest until you've been exterminated=then perhaps you should switch to decaffenated
When you meet Captain Rottingham he makes up his own: Your mother wears a toupee=oh that is so cliche