"Here we are at the Audience Match, Kelly, we polled a recent studio audience and got their best
response to this."
Jack ________
The answer they gave most often is worth $500, the second most often is worth $250 and the least frequent is worth $100. Who do you choose?"
"Bob!"
"Jack cheese"
"Ben!"
"Jack Hyman"
"Chris!"
"Jack Barry!"
"Which one sticks out in your head most?"
"Jack Barry"
"Let's reveal the$100 response:
(ding) Jack cheese
"Let's reveal the $250 response:
(ding) Jack Hyman
"Now this is your last chance, $500 response, give us Jack Barry, Jack Barry, Jack Barry, Jack Barry."
(ding) Jack Barry
"Well how about that, you can choose one star for the head to head match.
"Alex"!
"Ok, for $5,000, here's the statement:
"Survey __________
"Get your ESP going with Alex."
Wank wa, wa wa wa wa wa wa wank wa, wa wa wa wa wa wa, wank wa, wa wa wa wa wa wa, wank wa.
"Now, we ask you to give us a response, Kelly, the statement again is Survey...
"Says!"
"For $5,000, Kelly says says will match you."
"To pay a tribute to the great Richard Dawson, I said said."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, that is not a match, you lose $5,000, but you still have $500."