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Hello, my pants-be-gone kinder! I had a fangirl moment. I decided to play a really, really stupid game with myself. What I've done is made a list of these main gundam characters: Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Relena, Hilde, Milliardo, Treize, Dorothy, Une, Sally, and Noin, and paired them up randomly in the list. Next, I skimmed through and added on each character's alleged thoughts on this person. Read through for intresting comments, or buy a plane ticket and come down here and shoot me for having WAY too much time on my hands! =D

Anyone who's intrested should add their own comments. I know this sounds like chain mail, but hell no, it's not. =) My comments only represent my opinion. (Please delete my comments before adding your own.) Leave any comments in a response. @@

>>Heero-The Assassin. Licsensed to kill, thrill, and wear spandex.
>Duo
-My best (boy)friend. I wish he'd shut up. He's so cute. Fit to be tied.
>Trowa
-Doesn't talk much. We've a lot in common.
>Quatre
-Quatre's so nurturing. It'd be a shame to see him die.
>Wufei
-What a Narcissist.
>Relena
-I'll kill you, you curvy bitch.
>Hilde
--What is that anyways?
>Milliardo/Zechs
-I want to fight him, and then I want to fight him some more.
>Treize
-He tries me sometimes. Damn you, Oz...
>Noin
-...
>Sally
-What a pediophile.

>> Duo- Your mechanic/salvager, preist, pilot, and deathgod, all in one!
>Heero
-Poor guy just needs so luvin'. Sure does look good in spandex.
>Trowa
-Could he get any MORE quiet!? Nice face, but that HAIR! Wooo! You should see how many jars of hair gel he goes through!
>Quatre
-What a face. What an ass.
>Wufei
-What a an ego!
>Relena
-Is she crazy...or is she crazy? Damn, she's cute, though.
>Hilde
-She's my bud. Cute gal, but kinda funny lookin'
>Milliardo
-(Shrug)
>Treize
-He looks like that guy from "Schindler's List" y'know, Schindler!
>Dorothy
-She tried to kill Quatre!
>Une
-What does she think with those cinnabuns in her head?
>Noin
-Another Hilde? Must be a breed...

>> Trowa- Undercover acrobatic soldier. Gel not included.
>Heero
-...Cool Guy...
>Duo
-...Loud...Kinda Whiny
>Quatre
-....(Smiles a bit, blushing)
>Wufei
-....Arrogant
>Relena
...
>Hilde
...?
>Milliardo
...
>Treize
HEY! I used to work for that guy! I mean, uh......
>Dorothy
...Rotten bitch.
>Une
...(Blushes shamefully)

>> Quatre - Prince made out of sugar, spice, and a dash of schizophrenia.
>Heero
-That poor tortured boy! He sure is strong, though! And I know, deep down inside, he has a heart!
>Duo
-He sure does talk a lot! It's nice to have someone to talk to! I like his hair! And I love his smirk (Blushes shamefully; chuckles.)
>Trowa
-(Blushes happily) He's the guy who surrendered to me (Grins). He makes a great guest. He's my dear best friend, and I lo--eer--I'll let nothing change that!
>Wufei
-He's a nice guy, but I wish he wasn't so egotistical and mean. Why does he go beserk when I mention "justice"?
>Relena
-She does a good job at her occupation, but I don't think her fascination with Heero can be healthy somtimes.
>Hilde
-It's nice to know there's another guy out there who's not afraid to wear pink!
>Milliardo/Zechs
-I'm indeffrent.
>Treize
-I just wish I could understand him a bit more!
>Dorothy
-....AAAAGHHHHHH!!!!
>Noin
-What a nice lady!

>> Wufei- Justice with a slice of ego. Bring pills.
>Heero
-Cool guy; he ain't got much to say. I like that.
>Duo
-I wish he'd just SHUT THE FUCK UP! Nice hair, though.
>Trowa
-That hair is drivin' me crazy! He's cool, though.
>Quatre
-Could we get any more sugar-coated?!
>Wufei
-This guy ROCKS ASS! (What? I can't comment on myself?)
>Relena
-Heero was right; this bitch has gotta DIE!
>Hilde
-What the hell is that thing!?
>Milliardo
-I am gon' KILL HIM!
>Treize
-I...I-I...(Blushes shamefully)
>Dorothy
-I don't know much about her, but I'm gonna kill her, too!
>Une
-You die, too, BITCH!
>Noin
-That bitch doesn't know her place.
>Sally
-She's not a bitch. (Grins)

>> Relena- Unwanted sleuth for hire. Doubles as a liberal politician.
>Heero
-My Heero.....I want him to be mine, my little doll, Heero...I want to *Censored by the UN.*
>Duo
-That boy that tried to kill my Heero. I'll save you from him, Heero. I know he has you under a spell. It's only why you're with him all the time...
>Trowa
-Heero's other friend. He's going to poke Heero's eyes out with that hair; oh, Heero...
>Quatre
-He seems pretty safe to me, but Dorothy says he's good with a sword, so he might try to snuff out poor Heero, too...
>Wufei
-Oh, he's just plain horrible!
>Hilde
-She seemed nice when I met it--err--her.
>Milliardo
-Does he hate me or something?
>Treize
-(Grumbles)President my ass.
>Dorothy
-(Blushes shamefully)
>Une
-I'LL KILL HER....Peacefully...
>Noin
-She's so overprotective...
>Sally
-That's some crazy hair...

>> Hilde- It's a toy! It's a toy! I swear, ITS A NUCLEAR TOY!!
>Duo
-(Blushes and Giggles)
>Trowa
>Quatre
>Wufei
>Relena
>Milliardo
>Treize
>Dorothy
>Une
>Noin
>Sally
--Look, I'm not in this series very much, just skip me! ^_^

>> Milliardo -Posted an ad in USA Today:"Looking to sell metal mask, a possibly antiquited peice. Contact Libra Space Station."
>Heero
-(Smiles) What a pilot...And what an ass...
>Duo
-Hrmph! *I'm* the only hair guy around here! He'll meet his match soon...
>Quatre
-His bangs don't look like mine; what are you talking about?
>Wufei
-(Growls)
>Relena
-If she only knew...
>Hilde
-That hat looks like a muffin. Mnn...Muffins.
>Treize
-Handsome confidante...Why must you tell EVERYONE?
>Noin
-What a woman...

>> Treize- Sophisticated catchy toymaker of dolls. Mobile dolls.
>Heero
-I have plans for these boys after I total those annoying Gundams. Here's Puppy #1, he's very quiet.
>Duo
-Puppy #2...Lots of energy
>Trowa
-Puppy #3...Ooh, he's a big one
>Quatre
-Puppy #4, hehe, runt of the litter; always cute.
>Wufei
-My special puppy...(Chuckles)
>Relena
-What a nosy thing...
>Hilde
-...(Sips his wine)
>Milliardo
-My friend. Everyone'll know your secret. I even put a commercial about you on the Cable News Channel.
>Dorothy
-My neice...Who did she get those big eyebrows from?
>Une
-Memo: remind her to put extra roses in bathwater.
>Noin
-...(Sips his wine)
>Sally
-...(Gets drunk)

>> Dorothy- One's worst nightmare or secret shame.
>Heero
-(Cackles evilly)
>Duo
-(Cackles evilly)
>Trowa
-(Cackles evilly)
>Quatre
-(Cackles evilly, then mutters something twisted and violently perverse.)
>Wufei
-(Cackles evilly)
>Relena
-(Blushes and chuckles)
>Hilde
-(Stares confusedly)
>Milliardo
-(Takes breaths from cackling) Ah...dear friend...
>Treize
-(Still catching breath) Ah...dear uncle...
>Une
-(Cackles evilly)
>Noin
-(Cackles evilly)
>Sally
-(Cackles evilly) Wow. Cackiling is so much fun!

>> Une- A Colonel and a Knight, if only they would merge.
>Heero
-What a handsome young...maggot!
>Duo
-That blabbering little...sweetheart
>Trowa
-Such a nice...DIE!!
>Quatre
-(Foams at the mouth, then blinks) Oh....him?
>Wufei
-(Just fumes.)
>Relena
-(Fumes evem more.)
>Treize
-(Clutches her chest) Master Treize...! My savio--err...My commanding officer.
>Dorothy
-(Shrugs her shoulders)
>Noin
-(Scratches head)
>Sally
-I work a lot...

>> Noin- Nice haircut, lady.
>Heero
-I misjudged him
>Duo
-Him too
>Trowa
-Him third
>Quatre
-Such a nice boy.
>Wufei
-Someone needs an ass whooping.
>Relena
-She looks so cute in that little pink Colonial-style suit. But I'll never tell her there's a hole at the seat of those pants (Chuckles)
>Hilde
-How could you even *THINK* we look alike?
>Milliardo
-He makes some bad descisions, but I'm there for him. And I always will be. -Don't tell anyone this, but he bleaches hair.
>Treize
-He cheats at chess with Milliardo. God, I love gossiping!
>Dorothy
-That girl's gonna eat Miss Relena alive. Literally.
>Une
-2 in 1, twice the fun
>Sally
-(Blushes) I'm such a coward. I can't tell her those twisty-bread pigtails are so...Edible-looking!

>> Sally- Hair from a biscuit can.
>Heero
-(Writes a perscription of Prozac for Heero, and reminds herself to buy him tighter spandex.)
>Duo
-Sweet and destructive. ADHD all over.
>Trowa
-What a charming suicidal young man
>Quatre
-Such a cute schizo
>Wufei
-Narcissistic AND suicidal? So precious.
>Relena
-I knew she was crazy. I diagnosed it a mile away.
>Hilde
-That boy looks like Harry Potter!
>Milliardo
-He's so overrated
>Treize
-(Sucks her teeth and swears under her breath)
>Noin
-If I'm not careful, she'll eat the hair straight off my head. Time to get a perm...

Literary.