Ah, yes! We're more than sure, that, in the future, we'll see our worlds youths band together, and revive Ol' Capn' Joe Bob's beliefs of minors with weapons, wild walks through the woods, and hot pies....

"Because a happy child isn't a happy child untl it's armed and dangerous, lost in the woods, and filled with a boiling hot pie..!"

 Well, looks like the colonies has organised it's new band of scouts "The Preventers"!

What do they prevent, I have no gosh-for freekin idea. I guess they keep pies from getting cold.

 

Quatre:Hey, Trowa! Let's go help that old lady accross the street and use her for target practice once she has her back to us!

Trowa:.......I guess so.

Quatre:Or, or, let's go over and plant a tree, then wait for the squirrels, and then chop their heads off!!

Trowa:......Yeah.

Quarte:Or, lets play our instruments in the woods, eat pie, and shoot helpless deer..!!

Trowa:..........Whatever.

Quatre:Either that, or we could go to Mickey D's and--

Trowa:.....Quatre, I'd NEVER thought I'd say this to you, but shut the hell up, NOW!

Uhmn....I'm not even gonna ask about that.....For one thing, Quatre dosen't kill for hobby, and, another thing, Trowa would never tell Q to shut up!

So, what's going on?

Ol' Capn' Bob belived in brainwashing the jolly lil' kids. =3 Check this out:

Now, wouldja look at THAT?? How ADORABLE! They're having WAY too much fun with those "toys"! Bullets strapped to your chest, and guns by your side, grenades to your ass and uzis to the back! It's wonderful! *Gasp* And Heero is HAPPY! Oh! What wonders the Boy Scouts can do for you!

 

Hrmn...For some reason, all the cutesy people get the earpeices. Is there some sort of symbolisim with "giver" and "reciver"?

But, no matter what happens, we always have Wufei in the back. ;)

 Whyyy...What's going on down here? It's picture time for the scouts!

*tsk-tsk* That hand is just GLUED to that spot, isn't it, Heero? How cute.

 

Looks like Quatre's a bit mad about that. Veeery jealous. Trowa didn't give him what he wanted last night, so he's seeking new grounds right now. Perhaps the "second child" will fufill his needs...(Hell, even brainwashing can't divert that sometimes!)

 

Well! That brainwashing also did NOTHING except make Heero's case of pica worse! Heero's taking up eating the bullets instead of the poppies. Hello lead poisoning.

Heh..After reading this, I know I wanna join the scouts of tomorrow...! 

 

Bleh

Be a man, stupid.

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