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God knows I need the Ideas here! make sure it's FUNNY!
Lately, I've been getting some pretty sick ones....too sick to post, in fact...
Yes, some of these are sick, but no more sick than typical slapstick humour.
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How to Kill an Iris....

Here is the list, my fellow Iris-Haters! Be sure to contribute some if you wish to!

1 Uhm...? Remeber when Zero was fighting her @ first? I mean, when he killed her? Perhaps he could have used his flame sword on her hair and set it on fire. That would be cool. =)
 
2. Make her wear a dress made out of hamburger meat and tell her Steve is too sick to help film "Crocodile Hunter Special Editon:Pihranah Buffet" and she needs to stand in for him. =) Be sure to give her a cement life presever!
 
3. Take her on a nice trip through a trash compacter. =)
 
4. Teach her how to lava surf. Bring one pair of abestos pajamas. Not for her, for you, idiot!
 
5. Send her to Antartica with nothing but summer clothes packed. =)
 
6. Use her to block those nasty Psycho crushes against M.Bison!
 
7. One word:Shutdown =) (Use a paper clip and poke her behind the ear...Then, when she comes to, whack her in the head!)
 
8. If she threatens to self destruct herself, just say "Finally!" =)
 
9. Have her visit your local hacker for a brain splicing. =)
 
10. Degrade her OS. --Wait. There IS no OS slower than hers...whoops.....^^;
 
11. Make her marry X. -X: "NOOOOOO!!!!" ;_;
 
12:I was just kidding there, X. ^,^;
 
13:X: "You'd had better had been! Or I'll--"
 
14. Okay, okay! Back to the list!
 
15. Leave her alone with a very pissed off Garados. =)
 
17.Program MP3's of overly-amplified Mariah Carey high notes into her head so you can watch it [her head] explode. =)
 
18. See what happens if you put her in the oven. =)
 
19 Participate in craftime with Iris, a tub, a river, and a bag of quick-dry cement. =)
 
20. Renact a authentic Salem-style witch burning. Guess who gets to be the head witch? =)
 
21. Send Iris on a trip to Maryland to find the Blair Witch..be sure to forget to give her a map.Send a camera with her so you can watch the fun!Later,sell the tape to a movie studio and make millions!~Thanks toRoll-Chan
 
22.Dress her up in an orange parka.Make sure the hood is tied nice and tight so that no one can see her face except her eyes.Give her a one way ticket to South Park and a name tag that reads "hi,I'm Kenny".Feel like a bastard.~Thanks toRoll-Chan
 
23.Put a sign on her that says "Rare Beanie Baby for free" and put her in the middle of a crowded flea market.Watch as rabid beanie collectors kill each other and her trying to "add" her to their collection!You'll get sued by TY for millions but,hey,it was worth it!~Thanks toRoll-Chan
 
24.Buy her a brand new bright red shirt as a present then sign her up as an extra on Star Trek. Be sure to get her all excited about going on "Away" missions to strange new worlds so she'll be the first to voluteer.Sign up as her next of kin and collect the insurance money.~Thanks toRoll-Chan
 
25.Sit back and wait until next year...there's no way a ditz like Iris is Y2K ready.Sell off her parts as Antiques after she crashes. ~Thanks toRoll-Chan[Message made sometime in 1999..]
 
26.Clean a loaded gun in front of her. :) I don't mean clean it as in washing the filth out, either.
 
27.Tell her Zero hates her guts. =)
 
28. Better yet, tell her Zero is gay! =)
 
29.Give her rat poison and say it's Lucky Charms. =)
 
30. Tell Iris a new waterpark opened atop of Mount Everest with the ultimate slide! After explaning to the little ditz what "ultimate" means, have her try to get to it by climbing with nothing but a toothpick and her swimsuit on. Be sure to ask her what color coffin she'd like. [HAH! Like you're going to waste your time hiring a search party to look for her! Get real!] :) What do you do? Sit by and eat Lucky Charms. Make sure it's not rat poison. =)
 
31.Hop in the ol' time machine and put her on the TItanic. Make sure she's the last one to die. [Of course you'll escape! You have the time machine! :)]
 
32.Send her on a trip to Team Rocket HeadQuarters to tell Jessie that she really isn't that good looking.....laugh as Arbok swallows Iris whole.~Thanks toRoll-Chan
 
33.Hand her a pair of scissors and send her to find Zero and cut his hair.Watch as Zero cuts her up into bits instead!~Thanks toRoll-Chan
 
34.Send her off to a nice peaceful summer camp in the woods to meet your "friend" Jason.~Thanks toRoll-Chan
 
35.Sit her in front of a TV and have her watch nothing but Teletubbies and Barney all day.Be sure to wear protective gear so you won't get hurt when her head explodes.~Thanks toRoll-Chan
 
36.Tell her to go into a room full of DragonBall Z fans and yell out "VEGETA SUCKS!" Count how many KaMe-HaMe-Ha's go flying at her before she dies.~Hey, look! It's Roll-Chan!
 
37. Tell her voices are in her head, and watch as she dies trying to drill them out. =)
 

38.Have her visit the Masaki household & convince her to tell Ryoko that she(Iris) is pregnant with Tenchi's lovechild. Sit back & watch as Ryoko slices Iris to ribbons with her energy sword!Thanks to Zero-Kun

39.Convince the Knight Sabers that Iris is really a mad Boomer.Thanks to Zero-Kun

40.Send Iris to Cybertron & watch Megatron extract her spark.Thanks to Zero-Kun

41Give Iris a cowboy hat & vest, robotic horse, & a name tag that says "Hi, I'm Asteroid Joe". Sit back & watch the fun!Thanks to Zero-Kun

42. Convince Iris to tell Lina Inverse that she(Lina) has no breasts. Two words... Dragon Slave! ^_^Thanks to Zero-Kun

43:Send Iris to the Superbowl dressed as a football with a seat directly at the 50-yard line. Place bets on how far they can kick her past the goal. Football will never be the same.=)

44.And, speaking of Football, send Iris to a soccer tournament. Make her sit in the British team's side, and have her dress in the rival team's colors and scream their name. Be sure to send securtiy on a six-hour break! =)

45. Drop Iris off on a distant planet. Make sure Unicron is nearby & that he feels rumbly in his tumbly... ^_^ Thanks to Zero-Kun

46. Shove her into a Wood chipper. 'Nuff said. Thanks to Shawn(?)
 
47. Change her OS to Mac OS 9 (if she can run it) and throw her into the Microsoft building. Watch as Bill Gates & company tear her apart
looking for new ideas to steal and put into their next version of Windows! Thanks to Eclipse

48. Send her to the Beast Wars and duct tape her to Waspinator! Watch as they both blow up hilariously over and over! Thanks to Eclipse

49. Send her on a rampage with her cheap mech suit from X4 after Barney! Watch as they kill each other simultaneously! Who will die first? No one knows! Thanks to Eclipse

50. Make her listen to Dr. Cain's inane ramblings as she cleans his office. Make sure that there's plenty of scotch there for him to drink and lock the door until her head explodes! Thanks to Eclipse
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Please be sure to contribute to this demonic list Here!.Please remeber to give me your name. =3
 
**Note**I meant to get this out to everyone earlier, but please, if you send in something, witty is wanted, not sick. This is only as a joke. Don't try these at home or anywhere else, for that matter.
 
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