Justin's Curse on Me

MY CURSE ON YOU

I hate Nathaniel

in his name,
i will burn the trees

it is for him that
I will out law vegetables

Death to the cow
Death to the poultry

may his computers reformat themselves
and TBSOD (the blue screen of death) haunt his
binary existance

His name is no longer nathaniel
Nate is his punishment

May his shoes(climbing... they are on back order) never arrive
Not that they would anyway

May all his pool frogs die
and be fed to him.

be weary of green mash potatoes

and staples lots of f-ing staples

curse paper came with several staples in it

*any misspellings are justins in the above letter not mine

(...)are my notes to make it more appreciative not actually included in the letter

This curse has ben brought about by several events.
1. Justin is over at emily's house emily is talking to me then he takes over and confuses the tar out of me.
2. I pay Justin back by withholding his crack... yes i am a crack dealer, j/k... no, I with hold a really good book that I recommend anyone read.... anyway i tell this crack addict that i dont have his crack and he goes off at me... ok so i put the book in my locker and he asks me my combinition... I gave him random numbers, it wasn't the right combination, ha!!.... but he comes back and says that he doesn't know my locker number...which is even funnier... well anyway
3. The curse is written ...at least i'm not destined to poke out my eyes and kill my father and marry my mother.... thats just nasty... and he has no skill in prophecy... the story is "true as toasted toads"... (ask Justin about where this came from or someone who has read WFR)