WHY VEGETARIANS COULD BEAT MEAT EATERS ANY DAY!!!

Well as first acknowledgements I should give Justin a thank you for coming up with the idea but Kim and I are the ones that came up with everything. And if you feel like contributing to the list feel free contact Kim or I for approval of your ideas ;) So now it begins:

#1 We don't spend all our cash on fast food [no burger stands!!!]....'cause we won't eat it! By
#2 We don’t get fat off of all the fat saturated burgers and stuff and We're gonna live longer...our arteries aren’t full of cow fat
#3 We aren’t murders… no killing of helpless animals for us Thank You very much!!
#4 We have an easier time of cutting our food!
#5 We are one with the soy 8-) and the tofu
#6 All you meat eaters will run out of food first… there are more plants than animals.
#7 By mass populating our food and cultivating it we help the ozone problem… we keep the rest of you from dying from UV radiation
#8 We don't have to chase and catch what we eat! energy conservation :-)
“Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty…” (Thank You Justin, for your unknowing participation in this one ;))
#9 We know what’s in our veggie dogs!!!!
#10 for those who were from India… Hindu?... we aren’t eating anything holy…and that’s not hole-ly
# 11 Our food is prettier...colorful dinner:-)
#12 We never have to cook it to the point so its not bleeding anymore, it never bleeds.
#13 Veggies don’t scream when they are dying... and its not cruel to torture the veggies... (such as bull fighting) but your mother might say, "stop playing with your food!!!"
#14 MAY THE SOY BE WITH YOU!!!