“The rules”
by Kim

1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules as she sees fit.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If rule 6' applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female may changer her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The female is ready when she is ready.
15. The male must be ready at all times.
16. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
17. Sex is out of the question, unless a bed is provided.

Well i found this buried on my computer i grabed them out of her profile
i believe cause i thought they were humerous but sadily they are true ;-)
Some things were never ment to be lost hehehehe.

*note* Well these rules dont necessairly apply 100% if you read rule 4 ... so all these could be changed by now, but as of 3/19/03 they were somewhat accurate, not all rules were included *sigh* ;-)

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