A.
Music. Everybody knows what the words "Out of there" means... But there comes a time, when Žalgiris becomes
the most important thing in the world. Zalgiris with his wife Marceliute and a SM squirrel blowing a concertina, but in
the end this is not important - let's go to the market!
Trolley bus.
Here we will find rolled-up consumers, whose teeth are similar to socks. To funeral wreaths. To twenty-five.
Welcome! Well, come to the market!
Remember that skipping music coming from the receiver in the corner?
"Everybody will cut off however much he needs, no?" asked K.K., Lithuania's Castaneda, looking at the gathered
people. He was leaning over a moved table with a huge knife he had brought from home...
"Those idiotic words", it seems the skipping receiver is singing.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. "Who?" A zipper is heard... "Get out everybody..." (this is performed live in the
"Langas" club).
But good rhythm will cure dust and the clogged musical instruments in the basement. Nothing's more important than
dipping.
10:53 sound the stairs - they're not there anymore, of course. They were standing on the Nemunas' dock in Kaunas.
That's these stairs' last recording. I came the next day with a tape machine that didn't make noise, but I found
nothing there. Wait a..., were those cement stairs already there, or not? Probably not. At first only one side was
changed, then the other. Commercial. Would you like to eat some commercial?
It's not important... It's all not important. Like sleep in a tree.
Žalgiris.

B.
Meditational music for those who want to wake up not in their own bed... It's an excerpt from a session with the
Spirit. Žalgiris. A recording from elsewhere. One way or another, the birds will carry us away one day. ...The only
thing left is the rustling of the dried out water.
A dance with a doll of the Gnome Tukas in one's hands... In the middle of dark fascilities. Not one eye looks at it...
A picture in a river... A mouth for screaming and eating simultaneously. (Someone cried 'Wolf!')...
I just remembered the stairs from side 'A'. Not far from them was the store called "Mariakai". Damn, the Naujalis
school they moved to children's boarding house! "The Cry."
A hidden craziness is rising outside.
Here is a quotation from P.Horn's "Taj Mahal".
The end with a long sound of blue leaves.

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Here is a list of the people, whose voices are heard at Kernave. The times shown depict their first appearance,
perspectively.

A.
2:58 - female passer-by 1
3:56 - female passer-by 2,
3:16 - male passer-by 1,
17:14 - male passer-by 2,
17:16 - male passer-by 3,
Salespeople at the market:
3:06 - saleswoman selling hats and socks,
3:42 - a salesman, who doesn't care,
3:46 - a saleswoman selling real flowers 1,
3:57 - a saleswoman selling real flowers 2,
4:05 - a saleswoman who invites people closer to herself,
4:31 - a saleswoman selling funeral wreaths,

Consumers in the market:

3:39 - a consumer paying in bucks,
4:36 - a consumer buying funeral wreaths,

Voices from commercials:

11:27 - Ruta Laukaityte,
12:03 - Marius Salynas,
12:04 - a female voice from the detergent "Surf",
12:11 - a male voice from "Omni",
12:15 - a male voice acting a dog,
12:17 - a boy's voice,
12:26 - a male voice from "A Festival of Mistakes",
12:34 - Viktoras Jampolskis,
12:36 - Kostas Skelevas,
12:36 - Aidas Totoraitis,
12:46 - a girl's choir from "Little Parrot",
12:49 - an infant's voice from "Gutalax",
12:51 - a female voice from "Gutalax",
13:05 - a male voice from "Practica".

1:40 - Konstantinas Kruzikas,
5:50 - Andrius Ziura,
6:06 - female singers from the radio,
6:24 - Ramunas Jaras,
6:29 - Laura Salciute,
4:14 - Donatas Smolnas,
9:03 - Aris M.

B.
3:46 - a female voice from a foreign news agency,
12:02 - Gintaras Patackas.

In the background of Kernave - hordes of passers-by... Listeners...
 

Text:
 

KONSTANTINAS KRUZIKAS.
Marceliute, Rozeliute, what is Jurgelis up to?
Sticking his hand into a decellete, heaven knows why. (repeated)
A squirrel is perched on a granary's edge
And lifting its tail it picks its ass with its finger. (Repeated)
FEMALE PASSER-BY 1. Come on, Adomelis, let's go.
SALESWOMAN SELLING HATS AND SOCKS. Get your gloves and hats here, there are two left, for men.
Woolen socks made from wool, hey, still got some with wool, hey. They've got 'em, yeah, they're great, hey.
(PASSER-BY (M) 1. It's a great little bar). These, yeah, these, these, and these, yeah. With wool. Seven Litas
each. Here are some "Lykra" panties. You can wear them a few years, they don't rip. Twenty for three, twenty-six.
And the ones with wool they're thirteen. Still got woolen ones.
A CONSUMER PAYING IN BUCKS. What if I give you more bucks two eighteen?
A SALESMAN, WHO DOESN'T CARE. Shoot, I don't care.
A CONSUMER PAYING IN BUCKS. If, you know, I do it at on...
A SALESWOMAN SELLING REAL FLOWERS 1. Please, with fresh flowers, if...
FEMALE PASSER-BY 2. Mm, carnations...
A SALESWOMAN SELLING REAL FLOWERS 2. We've got all kinds of fresh ones, if you want some. With
fresh ones.
A SALESWOMAN WHO INVITES PEOPLE CLOSER TO HERSELF. Hey everybody, come here, come on.
SALESWOMAN SELLING HATS AND SOCKS. ...for men, yeah.
A SALESWOMAN SELLING FUNERAL WREATHS. Twenty-five.
A CONSUMER BUYING FUNERAL WREATHS. How about for twenty? Do you have any with (A
SALESWOMAN SELLING FUNERAL WREATHS. Twenty three litas.) white ones, show me.
A SALESWOMAN SELLING REAL FLOWERS 2. ... but this one's not finished yet.
A SALESWOMAN SELLING FUNERAL WREATHS. Hmm.
ANDRIUS ZIURA. Yes.
K.K. ...upside down. ...cut off however much they want, or not? Everyone will indeed cut off however much they
want, or not? Oh, no way. Then why did I buy it?!. How much do you need? Is this enough?
FEMALE SINGERS FROM THE RADIO. Èereg nie! Those idiotic words, èereg nie!..
K.K. ...upside down. Everyone will indeed cut off however much they want, or not? Eh...
RAMUNAS JARAS. Did you move the table? Very good!
K.K. What?
R.J. Did you move the table?
LAURA SALCIUTE. Aha!
F.S.R. Those idiotic words...
K.K. You, chirping bird (L.Š. Aha!) how I fell for...
F.S.R. ...e! Those idiotic words... Èerereg nie!
ANDRIUS ZIURA. It is Pegasus.
K.K. ...ness will bog me down... ...yeah, of course. The fact that it's in the way is really...
DONATAS SMOLNAS. Laura!
K.K. ... by the window...
A.Z. Yes. Segasiti.
K.K. What I'm sayin', see, if I come, I gotta spend a hundred Litas for the trip, another will come from Alytus -
another hundred, I say (L.Š. stop!) ...they invited my to Šventoji... I say, they don't need it, ha ha.
L.S. Oh!
A.Z. What. I wrote it that way in my creative writing!
F.S.R. Cereg nie!
R.J. Oh baby... I didn't mean it. Inten...
L.S. You see, sometimes I dream up such things, don't think...
R.J. We'll take you ba....
K.K. You'll take be back... Five o'clock at latest... I won't let you even lie down, no way.
D.S. Whoa!
K.K. ...couldn't drive a meter!
A.Z. Segasiti.
R.J. Get out!
ARIS M. Ti do re do. Oh!
K.K. ... 'll meet... in the village...
R.J. Get out! Get out! Get out from the auditorium! Get out from the auditorium! Everybody get out from the
auditorium! Get out! Get the hell out of here! Get out! Get out from the auditorium! Get out! Get out!
K.K. How much do you need? Is this enough?
D.S. I don't want any! I only eat white bread with jam!
K.K. Don't be so superstitious. Just take it and eat it...
R.J. Night sounds number one. The end. New, and improved, economical.
The joint-stock company's.... products - exactly what you need for your building project. We produce all sorts of
ceramic tiles... fences; we produce... for your production! Its easy and comfortable to work with them!
RUTA LAUKAITYTE. Stock company "Ceramics of Rokai"... 745353074745303745303. 745303. 745303.
745303... Sev...
MARIUS SALYNAS. Home grown (A FEMALE VOICE FROM THE DETERGENT "SURF". It's no big d...)
vegetables...
A FEMALE VOICE FROM THE DETERGENT "SURF". It's no big deal... Because Surf detergent contains bio...
any temperat...
A MALE VOICE FROM "OMNI". "Omni" is... (A MALE VOICE ACTING A DOG. I'm coming!) (A BOY'S
VOICE. ...stains...) ...stains...) An ideal piece of equipment for your garden house! (R.J. You or you're infant take
antibiotics?) For bars! For stores!
R.J. ... with your doctor.
A MALE VOICE FROM "A FESTIVAL OF MISTAKES". An instantly it's better to live!
Sing, my dear ones, with us all together
And clap your hands and dance, everybody will be very happy!
VIKTORAS JAMPOLSKIS. I want to "Niam Niam"
AIDAS TOTORAITIS. Listen to (KOSTAS ŠKELEVAS. What are you, a small child?) "A Festival Of
Mistakes"!
A GIRL'S CHOIR FROM "LITTLE PARROT". ...trust your luck!
AN INFANT'S VOICE FROM "GUTALAX". (crying).
A FEMALE VOICE FROM "GUTALAX". Are you constipated? Try...
R.J. ...in the morning or in the afternoon
When in the kitchen the dishes pile up
Rushing to help you
Waving its hand
Dishwashing fluid "Guboja".
A MALE VOICE FROM "PRACTICA". To eternalize passing beauty...
K.K. A squirrel is perched on a granary's edge
And lifting its tail it picks its ass...
R.J. Do you wanna more satisfaction?
K.K. When you eat a head of garlic, then here!
L.S. For me!
A.Z. Segasiti.
K.K. ...it's a mess... (repeated) Some onion? Jawohl!
L.S. ...oh! (repeated)
K.K. ...it's a mess... (repeated)
L.S. ...oh! (repeated)
K.K. ...it's a mess... (repeated) Some onion? Jawohl!
MALE PASSER-BY 3. A friend of a friend...
R.J. The hail has stopped...
L.S. eh...
K.K. Don't give it to anyone else.
I said cut some off! (repeated)
L.S. Special for me!
F.S.R. Èereg nie...
K.K. They just eat it up, don't they?
A.Z. This...
R.J. ...with his hands... (repeated) Attention. We begin after the clap. He rakes the table with his hands. (repeated)
K.K. Hurray! Hurray to Zalgiris!
The men of Lithuania are carrying glory through the whole continent! (repeated)
R.J. Is it supposed to be that way? (repeated)
K.K. But you... (repeated)
Hurray! Hurray to Zalgiris!
The men of Lithuania are carrying glory through the whole continent! (repeated)
Hurray! The men of Lithuania are...

B.
K.K. ...did you know?
They are the grandchildren of Gediminas - no kidding!
They named themselves "Zalgiris", wonderful!
Let the whole world know it, isn't that scarry?
K.K. Hurray! Hurray to Zalgiris!
The men of Lithuania are carrying glory through the whole continent! (repeated)
A.M. ...Do re ti do re do. O-oh.
R.J. La la la la la la (laughter)
La la la la la la (repeated)
R.J. Do you wanna more satisfaction? Do you wanna dance? If you wanna dance, so lets dance, if you wanna not
dance, so not dance! If you wanna more satisfaction, so lets dance with us! With us lets dance!
A.M. Let's dance! Ah!
R.J. La la la la la la (laughter)
La la la la la la (repeated)
A.M. Ala paripa aja sa taja mara sa ara aja sa. Paripa. Paryra.
K.K. I like berries very much (repeated)
Berries and naked girls
And naked girls in a beer bar...
GINTARAS PATACKAS. Is the attractive looking at me. Me, me, me, me.
In Paris, it's autumn already,
Such an autumn, that hang yourself.
I called her by a soft name
Joan, Joan, Joan D'Arc.
Well, that's enough for this time.
R.J. ...car until. Germanavicius. (repeated) A two-headed organism's masturbation act looks like this: one head
kisses the other. And everything else takes place according to the rules of masturbation.
L.S. Special for me!
F.S.R. Cereg nie, those idiotic words, Cereg nie...
K.K. Cia at...

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All recordings are from the groups' "ENDICHE VIS.SAT", "ECHIDNA AUKSTYN" and from the archives of
Ramunas Jaras.