you little wuss you !! too scared to break down the door huh?
Listen, if you want to find the bloody grail
you're going to have to show a little more grit.
I mean - do you know what an absolute waste of time this is?
Aaah well fine ! Find out for yourself !
Knock ! knock !
Brave Sir anshul stupid-soccer-star
shown here in two strikingly graceful poses
at the Gabba opens the door and says
"yeah?"
"Umm hello. I am King Arthur and I'm on a quest for the holy grail."
"yeah - so?"
"Umm so I don't suppose you'd happen to know where it is then?"
"nope . sorry . goodbye !"
"Wait. wait. Look can you at least help me find Sir Konda the-
Supreme-Example-Of-Wasted-Intellect? I tried his room but it's locked."
"oh ! so it's konda you're looking for!"
"yes. yes ! so do you know where he is then?"
"yeah. i think he's umm gone to see snig.. oh wait wait
maybe he's gone to see siddhu .. oh! oh! or wait he might be in tarams.
oh!oh! I know! he must be in BSB ? orrr - he might possibly have gone to adyar. "
"Right right. do you think you could narrow down the
possibilities a little further then?"
"Hmmmmmmmmmm. sighhhhhh. hmmmmmmmmmmm. sighhhhhhh.
listen - I have to go practise for my big footer match."
"Right. sorry to disturb you then. but look!!
i really need to find the grail soon. i mean
isn't there any way in which you can assist me then?
after all there must be something you know and can tell me.
right ?"
at this point of time, Anshul surprises everyone by saying
"Look man. Let me explain something to you.
Look at me - refer photos above -
do i really look like a guy who knows anything at all?'
thus revealing one or either of two qualities :
a. humility or more likely
b. a clue about his own uselessness
both of which no one had ever previously guessed that he possessed!!
"Right. I should have guessed! you do look rather blissful in those photographs!"
"I'll tell you what - why don't you go and ask short-shit in 305?
he might know something about all this."
"Thanks. Thanks. I'll do that then. goodbye !"
"bye !"
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