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Roleplay Title: " I dont make jokes, I dont chill - I WRESTLE "
[[ A Debut this week from a man that is one of the greatest techinal wrestlers today. EWA has just signed the perfect Storm. Lance Storm is here to make his claim as he has just met new friends. There names are Christian and Y2J Chris Jericho. Christian and Jericho have been a team for a while now but the “Hi-Lite” team has just found themselves a new, great member in Lance Storm. As soon as Storm touches down on EWA its going to be serious. Storm is here to stay with the Hi-Lite. Time is now short as Lance is in the number 1 contender tournament as soon as he was signed to a contract in the EWA. First to feel the Perfect Storm is going to be the Big Bossman. Will the EWA Hi-Lite, be a grand high light night. And will Lance be victorious in his debut here in the EWA. ]] L A N C E S T O R M [[ The camera pans as we see the scene open in a airplane as it seems. As we see Jericho, hair tied back with a stylish shirt and shades on, with matching pants. We then view Christian, also hair tied back with a long sleeve Christian shirt...shades on with dark black pants. In the middle of the three seated plan is the newest member of Hi Lite. Lance Storm.. wearing regular jeans and a patriotic jacket sporting a Canadian emblem. As they begin to speak ]] [[ Chris Jericho ]] Why are we traveling here? Its not suitable for a Larger than Life SUPERStar. [[ Christian ]] Sh-yeah! There’s like no purpose, it may be contaminated... I, the Big C am a stud-like specimen of a man. [[ Lance Storm ]] Will both of you use your intelligent minds to figure out why we are going to this island. Be serious and lay the jokes aside. [[ Chris and Christian stare at each other and then start to laugh a bit then Christian talks to Storm ]] [[ Christian ]] Totally CJay agrees with me. Dude you seriously need to chill, and enjoy the Hi-Life. [[ Lance Storm ]] Did you both forget? [[ Christian ]] Sh-yeah right! Happy...Birth day to you...Happy Birthday Dear Lance...Happy Bir... [[ Chris looks at Christian then at Storm ]] [[ Lance Storm ]] I can not “chill” as you say until after I beat Big Bossman. I do not joke, I do not chill, I wrestle. That’s why we are going to this remote island...called Alcatrez. I must find out more about his in-depth background.. to make sure I find his disadvantages. [[ Chris Jericho ]] What you have to worry about? You’ve got Big Boreman. He is just like Big Slow... pathetic, boring and fat. [[ Christian ]] Totally, Orange Soda rocks! [[ Both Storm and Jericho look at each other. As Christian is still thinking about Orange Soda. ]] [[ Chris Jericho ]] Wha? Is this going to be another vacation? I did not waste my time coming on this plane to be annoyed by incompetent assclowns. Two larger than life studs, going to a island called...What? Remote Control? [[ Christian ]] Sh-yeah...like a island of a big remote control. Totally rocks! O’ No, might be a borefest island. Like remotes but not TV’s.. How can the Big C adapt...Stay tuned! [[ Lance Storm ]] Guys I dont get it... [[ Chris Jericho ]] HaHa...Okay man what is on this Remote Island? [[ Lance Storm ]] Finally one of you two ask that. Well if you two can be serious for a second.. I will inform you. Well the Big Boreman... I ment Bossman. He used to be a security guard in the prison island. The prison is one of the biggest in the world. Alcatraz, is what the prison is called. Well I registered a tour of us three to get better knowledge of the Big Bossman. [[ Christian ]] Dude, Lance isnt that like a ... club? Alkatraz...in Miami. Totally rocks! I went there once with C-Man. [[ Chris Jericho ]] Yeah, I remember. Come on Lance, all you need to know about Big Boreman me and Christian know.. [[ Christian ]] Sh-yeah like.. he’s pathetic, fat and a reeking of boredom man. Well, sh-yeah thats all. Ha, he also has a big black nightstick. Totally queer! [[ Chris Jericho ]] Where as he is pathetic, fat and boring. Yea, that covers it. Gotta warn ya L, He gots a flashlight. Haha! [[ Christian ]] Score for CJay! The service in this plane sucks like Big Boreman. Score for Big C. [[ Chris Jericho ]] Now that was a cheap shot. Haha, when this steel bird gonna land. [[ Lance Storm ]] Shortly, if you two stop cracking jokes. We might learn new things on the island. Very serious trip here guys. Can we stop fooling around, and talk about my match. [[ Christian ]] Sh-Forget about the match. [[ The plane lands as the tour guide comes out. A man that resembles Jim Carrey. With a Big Bossman attire on. Chris, Christian and Lance get out of the plane. As shortly after they follow the tour guide into the prison. Lance ask the guide ]] [[ Lance Storm ]] Did you every work with the wrestler slash ex-prison guard. Called Big Bossman [[ Tour Guide ]] Yes, The man could never hold a conversation. Too boring, but a great guard. [[ Christian ]] Sh-yeah dude, me and CJay totally agree with you. With the boring part... but how can the Big Boreman be a great guard. He is too out of shape, and like totally is to fat. Probably can tell you what he ate 5 years ago to this day, Haha [[ The guide, Chris and Christian share a big laugh as Lance just looks around. ]] [[ Tour Guide ]] Well you guys are in for a grand treat. The trio gets to experience a real life...lock down. Of course its only for a short while. But you get to feel how it felt like for the countless prisoners we have had in the Alcatraz. A great historic island. If you would come with me. [[ Chris Jericho ]] Getta load of this Christian, the jerky guide is trying to frighten us. Listen here slappy, nothing scares “Hi-Lite”. [[ Christian ]] Erh... [[ Chris Jericho ]] Something scares you? [[ Christian ]] Erh..No...Just Ronald McDonald. Dude, that flamewad totally gives me the creeps. Always happy and gay. [[ As the guide locks the cell doors all three man are there...then a short while the control panel fails as they are locked in with the lights off and barely little light. They start to panic.. ]] [[ Chris Jericho ]] What’s going on here... The buster that runs this place better fix it, or else the larger than life living legends. Will..Will.. [[ Christian ]] Dude, Its taking to long. Im totally going to tunnel out! Soon we will reek of dead stench. I cant take it anymore! [[ Chris Jericho & Lance Storm ]] Calm down Christian... [[ Christian ]] Calm down? Calm down dude? I cant calm down, I took a wiff and I feel the stench of death in this cell. Thank Jebus I had this spoon off the plane. [[ Chris Jericho ]] Christian.. its plastic junior! Get a hold of yourself.. [[ Christian tries to tunnel out with a plastic spoon. Jericho looks around for the Jerky that has done this. Lance sits on the bench then gets up in the middle of the cell and speaks. ]] [[ Lance Storm ]] If I could be serious for a moment, I think we should control our behavior. And remember about how I will not let this debut slip. Its all about first impressions in the EWA. And the road to gaining control of the EWA Championship. That’s what we should focus on. How I will debut and take a win, How Chris you will defeat Chuck, and how Christian will advance by defeating Sanders. The Hi-Lite trio shall progress for the tournament. Now lets focus on our matches and the strategies we shall plan. [[ Chris Jericho ]] Wha? We should focus on our matches? Lance, that’s the least of our worries. We should focus on finding what assclown is responsible for this. I got Columbo down, you got Big Boreman and Christian takes control of white boy. We are the EWA Hi-Lite. [[ Lance Storm ]] Can I be serious for a moment.. This debut with be a perfect Storm. Chaos will show my true wrestling persona and talent. [[ Chris Jericho ]] We are UNBEATABLE Lance. Speaking of we, where’s Christian. [[ They look around as they see a hole as they both look around in the dark cell for Christian. They hear him on the other side through the tunnel ]] [[ Christian ]] Dudes! I’m totally free! L A N C E S T O R M [[ Fade Out ]]
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