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Roleplay Title: " Im Totally Innocent "
[[ Lance Storm... What a debut as he won his match. But Christian fools him once again to let him take his place in the tournament. So Christian is now in the tournament and Lance is just a “follower”. Christian this week sets off with 6 other chumpstains. Of course Jericho is in it, and he is his partner. But that wont stop CHRISTIAN. But something that might stop Christian. Is the charges that were given to him on Chaos. He was taking to prison on the charges that they found DNA of Christian’s strand of hair on the car that was driven when it ran over Test. So was it really Christian? Christian was pleaing that he was a innocent man.. Was he indeed telling the truth and will he be able to make to the Battle Royal? Well that is soon to be found out on Resistance. Of Course the show is ran by Eric who was the man responsible, along with the FBI for putting Christian in these circumstances. Christian is on the voyage to get major GOLDAGE and maybe face his brother Edge. ]] C H R I S T I A N ! ! [[ The camera pans around as there is one light-bulb in a dark room as there is a table, donuts and a glass of water. We then see Christian in a seat looking around as this obviously is being seen right after Chaos. We then hear the door creak as two men, wearing suits come in. Christian looks terrified as one stands in the corner smoking a cigarette. The other puts down his briefcase as he sits aside Christian in a brown chair. ]] [[ Interrogator #1 ]] Listen here, kid. We are just going to ask you a bunch of questions and we want them answered immediately. Are you the superstar named Christian? Who is currently charged for running over another superstar Test? [[ Christian ]] Sh-yeah dude! Im totally the “super-super-star” Christian. [[ Interrogator #1 ]] Don’t make wise cracks, blonde hair bimbo! Answer the question [[ Christian ]] Dude, I aint saying a word until my lawyer is here...Sh-yeah I know the law dorkzoid. [[]] [[ Interrogator #2 ]] GIVE US SOME ANSWERS! Punk! Or I swear I will...I will... [[ Christian ]] What’s your damage? [[ Interrogator #2 ]] My damage? Little blonde punks trying to be cool... YOUR A DISGRACE.. Now answer the man’s question! Did you run over Test? [[ Christian ]] I totally aint saying a word until my lawyer is present. [[ As that is said, Chris Jericho barges in with Lance Storm following in a suit and a briefcase filled with blank papers. Lance shakes the interrogators hands. And speaks ]] [[ Lance Storm ]] I am this man’s lawyer. I demand you free him immediately. On the charges that he is a innocent man, and you cannot keep a innocent man under captivity. [[ Interrogator #1 ]] That’s true, but do you realize that this man is charged and there is evidence on him. [[ Lance Storm ]] That evidence is bland. That strand of hair can be any ones. I demand you release this man until you can provide me with results of the DNA proving it was Christian. [[ Christian ]] Totally! [[ There is a pause as the interrogators are looking through files for the records. As they are doing that Storm is suppose to whisper to Jericho but is heard throughout the room ]] [[ Lance Storm ]] Gee, Chris this was a highly successful idea of posing as legal attorneys, we sure fooled them... Christian will be out in no time and be able to compete in the 8 Man Battle Royal thanks to this brilliant fraud. [[ Jericho looks at Lance with a pissed off face as Christian looks at the interrogators with a dumbfound look. They get their attention as Jericho sneaky walks out of the room. The interrogators then stands up as they speak ]] [[ Interrogator #1 ]] Hold it right there, your both are going to be taking in. For trying to pose as this mans lawyer. [[ Christian ]] Dude, I have never met this chumpstain in my entire life. [[ Interrogator #1 ]] Surrrrreeee... [[ As Christian and Lance are being escorted into the cell Christian is throwing out words ]] [[ Christian ]] I cant go to jail, Im not filled with felonosity! I totally am too much of a Larger then Life Stud to be in jail. Do you know what they do to me, Im totally a stud like figure, to pretty for my own good. Come on let me go, its not my fault I never met the crew cutted dude. [[ They throw Christian and Lance in the cell as they look around as one man winks to Christian. Christian sits down on a bench as Lance sits next to him. Christian looks down as Lance speaks ]] [[ Lance Storm ]] Where did you guys go wrong? [[ Christian ]] Dude, its your fault. Just cause your a barfzoid doesnt mean you go around messin it up for Big C. I got a chance to have total goldage around my waist. All I had to do was curbstomp some dorkchops. I am Parcheesi! Is totally going to see what B-R-utal means. [[ Lance Storm ]] I dont get it... [[ Christian ]] You never will get “it”. Fuel Intentions, Roge Likes Ham, and the other’s are too much stinkitudes to even mention. [[ Lance Storm ]] Christian you might not even make it... [[ Christian ]] Dude, If I dont... it will seriously suck-tual overtone. Come to think ‘bout it... this totally reeks of hobo stench. Let’s tunnel out... [[ Lance Storm ]] Hey its Chris! [[ Chris Jericho leans on the cell as he talks to Christian and Lance ]] [[ Chris Jericho ]] No worries Christian. The living legend will be the HIGHLIGHT of the NIGHT! Like last week... These jerkies dont stand a chance. I “totally” will have the GOLD come Injection. [[ Christian ]] Sh-yeah right! Once I get out of this dorkchop infested cell, that maximum goldage is mine amigo. [[ Lance Storm ]] Guys, If I can be serious for a moment. Chris you sure got away scott free, Your the one that came up with the fraud. You got away good...they will never find out. [[ Christian then smirks at Jericho as Jericho slowly turns around to see a cop standing in back of him. The cop is about to grab him when Jericho starts to murmur then creates a distraction ]] [[ Chris Jericho ]] LOOK DONUTS! [[ The cop looks as Jericho runs... Christian and Lance jump off their seat and look at Jericho running. Chris is caught as after a short while all three men are in the cell ]] [[ Lance Storm ]] Well atleast the HI-LITE trio is in the cell together. [[ Christian and Jericho look at each other as they start to jump Lance. Its his fault they are in there. They jump him as the cop tells them to simmer down ]] [[ Chris Jericho ]] Christian, I will say this once and I will say it again. Whoever I face, Im UNBEATABLE... So the 7 other men in this match are preparing for a Y2J-Beating of a lifetime! [[ Christian ]] Sh-yeah right...There all primecut dork-chops. [[ Chris Jericho ]] For now, let the two larger than life super-super-duper-stars come up with a ingenius plan.. [[ After a moment of silence between them.. Christian pops up ]] [[ Christian ]] I got it! [[ Chris Jericho ]] You got a plan? It better work [[ Christian ]] No, I got the theme to shaft. Dude thats totally a hard beat to learn... [[ Lance Storm ]] I am a ge... [[ Chris Jericho ]] Yes we both know your a junior. So is everyone else in here. Leave it to us for the idea.. [[ Christian ]] Sh-yeah, We’re like King of brilliance [[ Chris Jericho ]] Follow my lead... [[ Jericho gets up as Christian follows. Lance just sits there... As they confront the head cop. ]] [[ Chris Jericho ]] Hey Junior...I mean Assclown... Ahhh, you jerky! We have to leave we are only in here cause our friend is retarded. [[ Christian ]] Sh-yeah like totally.. he’s like in a state of total I Am Sam. [[ Chris Jericho ]] Good one Christian [[ Christian ]] Of course im king of awesomeness. So are we free? [[ Cop ]] Your all three semi-retarded if you ask me. But yea your free to go. [[ Chris, Christian and Lance get out of the cell as Lance ask them when they are about to leave]] [[ Lance Storm ]] So what did you tell them? [[ Christian ]] You where completely going “I Am Sam” So they let us go. Now onto La’Resistance where we will advance into Chaos. Where it will have 2 out of the 4 men... Larger then Life super-superDUPERstars! [[ Chris Jericho ]] Thats right... Because Chris Jericho [[ Christian ]] And Christian.. are Highlights of the Night! [[ Lance Storm ]] So am I! I ride front.. [[ Christian ]] Sh-yeah RIGHT! You got trunk Small L. C H R I S T I A N ! ! [[ Fade Out ]]
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