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| HI-LITE : Fade Up |

| The camera opens as we see a logo of a star saying Christian...as we see a hand knocking.. the camera zooms out to see Chris Jericho and Lance Storm. Chris speaks as he knocks |

' Chris Jericho ' Hey Christian, are you in there? Are you spanking your monkey? Haha.

' Lance Storm ' Chris... I dont get it..

' Chris Jericho ' Lancey...Lance... Come on jerky, loosen up. Your in the presence of a comical...

' Lance Storm ' Large.....

| Christian opens the door as he has a Lakers hat, with a headband under it, with a Old Lakers Magic Johnson Throwback-Jersey, The matching sweats to go with it. Chris and Lance look at him with such a weird look.. |

' Chris Jericho ' What the...

' Christian ' Dude, I totally look “gangster” Think I will blend in?

| Jericho and Lance stare at each other |

' Christian ' Sh-Yeah its Apollo, I will blend in. Im totally funny and all I needed was the “styzzle” With this on, I will be like on a state of high-octane coolocity.

' Chris Jericho ' You’ll be like all those jerkies in the crowd. You seriously cannot be seen like that with me. At least they will give ya’ credit for sporting a A.I.D.S victim.

' Christian ' Sh-yeah! They will praise me in... in... (crosses hands on his chest like a thug) “Showtime at the Apollo!” Dude, does that show even exist anymore? Like, full of talentless amateur-dorkchops.

' Lance Storm ' Its quite popular in the African American Heritage Network.

' Christian ' What’s your damage L?

' Lance Storm ' Nothing...Just thinking about our match.

' Chris Jericho ' Our? Listen here Lance, “HI-LITE” is in this match. And one of us will come out successful. Yeah, I know Lancey. I know what your thinking...Your thinking what’s my strategy in the match...Well there is no strategy when your a LARGER THEN LIFE LIVING LEGEND! Like myself.

' Christian ' Dude, You totally forget about Big C. I’m curb-stomping everyone in the match. Even if its you CJay.. or Sir Nose-A-Lot, even Sanders. I totally dont need a name for him, cause it says it itself. Sanders equals... Total Reekazoid!

| One of the employee’s approaches Christian |

' Employee ' Your on next...Uhh... Christian? Is that right?

' Christian ' Sh-yeah! Im totally going to be the HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!!

' Employee ' Stage is right there....

| Christian walks with his taunts into the stage as they announce his name. They cheer a bit as he rubs the piece of good luck wood as he comes out with a mic. They look at his clothes...and are a bit chuckled. |

' Christian ' Sh-yeah I totally made it to Apollo. Im like a Apollo legend now, Jokes, Jokes, Jokes.... Uhh.. Like, Your momma’s so fat she was totally diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, and the doctor gave her 30 years to live.. Eh?

| No laughs as Christian is laughing his ass off... He then looks in the crowd|

' Christian ' Sh-yeah you reekazoids dont even recognized comedy. This is totally like a dorkville. Full of prime cut dorkchops, (talking to a person in the crowd as they boo) Sh-yeah you hosebeast, this show is full of stinkitudes, like EWA. Speaking of that, Big C here is taking on some funny reekazoids. Wanna hear about it..

| Some people say “Yes” as most just boo... Chris Jericho then comes out with his own mic...stealing it from the host |

' Chris Jericho ' Stop booing Jerkies. Let Christian, have his super-duper comedy sketch.

' Christian ' Sh-yeah totally, listen up dorkchops. There’s this one guy named... Sir Nose-A-Lot. That dude is totally wanting to be as great as Mario for Nintendo, dude nothin is close to that. But he sucks like Bitchlanta Braves, he’s all like “I am Parcheesi!” He’s totally going to be the beatee out of the Christian Curbstomping Show!

| The crowd laugh as Christian is feeling good... |

' Christian ' Another prime-cut dorkchop is... dude, he totally is like a death stench on the match. That chumpstain stands no chance like Monique on a diet (winks at Monique as everyone boo’s) What? What did I say? Im totally feeling “Freddy McFriendless” in the (crosses his hands) Apollo!

| Boo’s roar out as the siren sounds and the clown guy comes at Christian. speaks |

' Christian ' Like dude dont lay a finger on a super-SUPERDUPER-star like me. This show is off the air anyway, its totally horrible like, The Parkers. Maximum Burnage!

| The screen fades to black as it opens a little later with Christian, Lance and Chris in the green room. As they talk |

' Chris Jericho ' Christian.... PAHLEASE, I was breaking a rib from laughing. And Lance...Well Lance isnt important. He doesnt laugh at the voted “Most funniest guy in the world”. But its only a matter of time Christian until I come away with another victory under this Living Legends Belt.

' Christian ' Sh-yeah your right mon frère. It totally was maximum comedy outage out there.

| A amateur comes over as he talks to Jericho and Christian |

' Amateur ' Dude, Your killed out there. Nice, they dont recognized our comedy style. And Jericho dude, your totally a music god. Fozzy rocks! It gives me the inspiration to rock on!

' Chris Jericho ' Good, well what can I say junior. We are just talented like that...

' Amateur ' Your new single totally rocks...

' Christian ' Sh-yeah Totally superduper... its all like (Pumps Fist) dun da denna denandan don, totally reeking of awesomeness! Like Big C and CJay...Yea we so totally reek of awesomeness!

' Lance Storm ' Shouldnt you guys be concerned more on your match... Either way Elvis is the king of Rock And Roll

' Chris Jericho ' That was then Lancey, Now its the Itohla of Rock and Rolla.... Chris Jericho! Anyway I will do like I did last week

' Christian ' Sh-yeah right...Whats your damage dude? CJay you know I will be like so B-R-utal in this match. Sir Nose-A-Lot stands like Gary Coleman, short and forgotten. You will be a tough challenge but all I gotta do is hit the Unprettier on all the Natural Born Loser’s in the match and like in Apollo I am totally.. THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT!!

' Chris Jericho ' We’ll see Christian...

' Christian ' Dude, forget this lets hunker down and totally go bueller. Big C will have the goldage soon...cause I totally reek of awesomeness. | HI-LITE : Fade Out |