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| HI-LITE : Fade Up |
| The scene opens as a limousine pulls up in a nice white 2 story house. Out comes Jericho with his own style...he takes a whiff as he see’s people mowing their lawns, washing their cars. Typical white neighborhood... As he waits for.... Lance Storm as he comes out with blue jeans and sporting the Canadian Emblem on his red and white jacket. Out then comes Christian with his normal attire running into the house and opening the door... |
’Christian’ Im HOME!!!
| A blonde hair lady comes out of the kitchen with a smile on her face...Its Christian’s Mom! |
’Christian’s Mom’ Son! Its been a while...What are you up to?
’Christian’ Shhh...Im like totally en fuego! Mom meet CJay and............................................. Me. Sh-yeah your little boy of awesome is totally going to be immersed with goldage.
’Christian’s Mom’ My sons...in the same match for the same title. Im so proud
’Christian’ Sh-yeah Momma...Its like Razor’s Edge... is in the match. My bro totally isnt worth facing. Now...Cjay is totally going to be a tough challenge.
’Chris Jericho’ Yeah Christian. We are going to be the LIVING LEGENDS...When I walk into Injection a mere super-duper-star and come out with the gold... They might as well hand it to me.
’Christian’ Dude if I wasnt in this match believe me they would have gaven you the belt. Cause you would totally curbstomp Edge...But this time its my turn mon frere!
’Lance Storm’ If I can be serious for a moment..... I believe we should be training for this tag match... Instead of touring Christian’s home.
| Christian, His mom and Chris look at each other...|
’Christian’s Mom’ What’s your damage?
’Chris Jericho’ (Cracks a grin) Now I know where you get your grammar from, Christian.
’Christian’ Sh-yeah...My reekazoid brother is totally like misusing me and my mumma’s reeking of awesomeness language.
’Christian’s Mom’ Are you boys...hungry?
| Christian looks at CJay as he cracks a smile then looks at his mom. |
’Christian’ Sh-yeah Mom! Your cooking is like... Me and CJay... The Highlights of the Night!
’Chris Jericho’ I hope your mom doesnt cook like those jerkie’s downtown. I know what your thinking Ma’am...How was a Living Legend forced to eat in downtown. Well those assclowns like Sander’s wanted to be me...so they dragged me in there!
’Christian’ Sh-yeah I never ate there...but Edge ate there every day...That totally damaged him...I spotted him reekasizing early in his age.
| A little later while Christian mom is cooking up something good they are on the couch. Christian’s mom puts it on rest as she comes with a album of baby pics of Christian. |
’Christian’s Mom’ Would you gentlemen like to see Christian when he was a toddler....
’Chris Jericho’ (Under his breath) This has to be good.....
|She turns the page to show Christian as a baby... They “awe” as Christian speaks |
’Christian’ Shh...Awe’s right... I was totally a little stud. I should have been the gerber baby! No baby was cuter...
’Chris Jericho’ No baby was cuter then... Why Too Jay! I was in a commercial for Huggies...Come to think of it... I was the HIGHLIGHT of the commercial.
’Christian’ Sh-yeah I could imagine you, you put the Cute in Baby... Score one for Big C!
|After they flip through some pages and after they eat..|
’Christian’ Well mom, It sucks but we must ride our wave of awesome to the arena. And win the match against... P.O.S. and Razors Edge. P.O.S. and My bro... Come Chaos... Another victory for HI-LITE as Christian and CJay will be the ...
HIGHLIGHTs of the NIGHT!!
’Lance Storm’ Finally your heads are in the right place..
’Chris Jericho’ Are you calling me retarded Jerky?
’Christian’ Me and C are not retarded...he ment reeking of awesomeness...
| HI-LITE : Fade Out |