"Thru howling winds and pouring rain, all evil shall fear The Hurricane!"


Hurri-Forward: Hurricane Debuted with a bang

CWF.After a totally awesome first event. Its back for its second Resistance. This time every match will be viewed by the man himself…Ric Flair! He will pick 3 superstars for the main event at Armaggedon. Hopefully one will be The Hurricane. As The Hurricane faces the Larger then Life Living Legend…Chris Jericho. What a match this is going to be! Can Hurricane pull out his 2nd win here in the CWF? Who knows but watch Resistance this Sunday! ||-||End Forward||-||


[+]Static-ness[+]


[+]CWF logo fades up[+]

[+]The scene opens in the Justice League headquarters…As we see Christmas lights. Some Justice league members having a ball..We see Superman with a Christmas hat on. They are all having a great time as who is missing? None other then the Hurricane! The man who fights Y2J on resistance! The camera looks for him as he is outside in his Hurri-Cycle. He begins to speak to himself and the camera[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Come on Hurricane. Today is the big day. For all your Hurri-Fans to be pleased. Citizens all across Michigan have seen Y2J call Hurricane..a Hurri-Assclown. That evil doer is going to be wiped out in the ring by your Hurri-Powers….Holy Smokes…There is a citizen in trouble. My Hurri-Sense’s are fully activated. Now were is this citizen in need of a Super Hero’s help!?

[+]There’s a call on the special phone that everyone in the J.L has. It says a little boy is being harmed by many teenagers. Another call about a bank being robbed. Another call of a house on fire. Another call of a little girl stuck in a well. Hurricane is really confused as he goes for the call of the bank being robbed. He rides off in his hurri-cycle. Back in the H.Q. Superman, Batman, Green Latern, and Daredevil are alerted by the call and each spread out and fight off the evil villains and the natural causes and of course Save the day. Hurricane finally reaches the crime scene. As he see’s Daredevil taking care of it. He speaks[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gee-Wilikers. My Hurri-Hero friends have saved the day and left nothing for the Hurricane. The greatest super hero the CWF has seen. I guess all that is left for this Super Hero is to save the CWF from evil doers like the dreadful Chris Jericho.

[+]Hurricane gets a call from Wonderwoman.[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Hello Hurri-Hero Wonderwoman. What have you called Hurricane for? Any evil to fight?

-:-“Woman Hero” Wonderwoman -:- Actually Hurricane its just to let you know we are having a party and you should come.

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Right away Wonderwoman. No party is a party without the Hurricane!

[+]Hurricane drives off into the J.L Headquarters…He goes to the bathroom before he goes in..As he meets who?[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Holy Smokes! Citizen Bill I did not expect to see you here!

-:-“Horny Ex President” Clinton -:- Wooo dawgy! Its my dawg Hurricane! Havent seen you since last week! By the way have you seen that pretty young thang Monica? Woo what a night that was…I mean…I see you got a big match Hurricane against thee larger then life Chris Jericho. God dammit Hurricane you better stop that villain.

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Of Course Citizen Bill! Y2J does not stand a chance against the world renound greatest CWF super hero The Hurricane! Now if I may Citizen Bill the Hurricane need’s to throw out his own evil villain that lives inside him. If you know what I mean. Well good day Citizen Clinton. And thank you for showing your support for the Hurricane.

[+]Hurricane gets in the bathroom stall as Bill Clinton laughs then does a little happy dance for some reason and leaves. Hurricane is in the bathroom stall as he speaks while using the bathroom[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Evil Villain Jericho is going down come Resistance like this….release this evil mini villain from inside me.

[+]Hurricane drops a big one as he does the normal routine by washing his hands, wiping his ass you know the routine. He gets out by kicking the door and striking a hurri-pose for the camera. He gets in the elevator as he finally reache’s the Justice League Headquarters. They all greet him in as Hurricane gets down to partying. [+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Good Evening fellow Hurri-Heros. Seems like a mighty great day to save the world from evil. Starting off with me saving all the hurri-fans from the danger of seeing another Jericho win!

-:-“Dark Hero” Batman -:- Ha! That’s a good one boy. We all wish you luck. Now get over here and enjoy the party!

[+]Hurricane spins around as he strikes a hurri-pose then walks to the punch bowl. He drinks one cup as he is instantly hooked. With great hurri-quickness he finishes the bowl as he wobbles around and lands on superman[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gee-Wilikers. Too much punch for the Hurricane. System Overloading….making Hurricane go sleep….sleepy….sleep. ZzZzzZzzZ

-:-“Mr. Strong Hero” Superman -:- Haha! Boy this kid cant take punch. Be right back friends. I going to lay him down on his so called “Hurri-Bed”.

[+]Superman picks him up and takes him to another room where Hurricane is still sleeping. Superman lays him down on the hurri-bed as he leaves to join the others in the party. Hurricane has a dream while sleeping on the bed..The dream is Hurricane walking down in a old broke down city[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Holy…This place needs a little Hurri-Cleaning. But that can wait. Who is that Below Average Citizen laying down on the street curb!? It seems he needs my Hurri-Help!

[+]Hurricane walks over to the Homeless Citizen. Hurricane squats down and speaks[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Hello Citizen. No fear the Hurricane is here. What do you need help with?

[+]The Homeless Citizen turns around and its Chris Jericho. Hurricane is dreaming that Chris Jericho is a homeless citizen. Hurricane takes a step back and strikes a Hurri-Pose. He then speaks[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gee-Wilikers! Its Chris Jericho! But wait…I thought Citizen Jericho was a so called “King of the World” that villain has got what he deserved for picking on the lesser Citizens!

-:-“Larger then Life Bum” Chris Jericho?? -:-Whose Chris Jericho jerky? My name is Chris Fakericho. Now leave me alone you super jerky.

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Holy Smokes! This Homeless citizen looks exactly like the evil doer Chris Jericho. Ok Citizen “Fakericho” do you think you’re the king of the world?

-:-“Larger then Life Bum” Chris Fakericho? -:- Me the King of the World? I wish Im just a little peasent. Now piss off Assclown! Leave me alone..just cause im homeless doesn’t mean I let people pick at my dignity!

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:-I would never pick on a Homeless Citizen. All Citizens alike need the Hurricane’s help and I can save a lot of Citizens if they give me a chance. But seeing as you are a evil doer just like Chris ‘Jericho’ I guess you have been affected by my Hurri-Powers already.

-:-“Larger then Life Bum” Chris Fakericho? -:- Hey Jerky for your information I am not Homeless. I even have my own Rock band that will be larger then life one day. Called Boozy! There’s The Bumm, Dirty, Drunky, Roach, and me Worthless. Now you and your Assclown super hero get-up should leave me alone. Before I stop a mudhole in your ass!

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- It seems im too late. Citizen Chris has been taken over by Chris Jericho’s evil ways. Even following the Larger than Life Villain Chris Jericho by making a band that will not sell a single cd. Well Citizen Chris I tried to save another citizen but your just a stubborn Citizen like that evil doer Chris Jericho. No wonder you’re a little homeless guy. You don’t let a super hero save you. But no fear evil follower once Jericho is wiped out on Resistance you will know what way to follow and that is the Truth, Justice, the way of the Hurricane!

[+]Hurricane in the dream strikes a hurri-pose as he walks off then the Fake Jericho throws a beer bottle. Missing Hurricane completely. As soon as the beer bottle hits the street Hurricane wakes up as it’s a call from a citizen in need. Hurricane answers the Hurri-Phone as he speaks[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Justice League hotline. We are here to save the day this is Hurricane.

-:-“Citizen in Need” Someone -:-Dude…I wanted Superman but it’s the same. We were performing for a little gig and we are being robbed! There is going to be someone outside waiting so just Hurry the hell up they have guns!

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gee-Wilikers sounds like a job for the Hurricane! On my way citizen!

[+]Hurricane gets up, pulls a special lever, and goes through the floor as he lands right on his Hurri-Cycle. He rides off and finds the place. He see’s there are being robbed through the window as Hurricane realizes its Fozzy (without Jericho) looking at a band play probably to sign them or something. But the robbers are holding them hostage.[+]

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Holy Smokes. It’s the Evil Followers of Jericho the band fozzy! I shall save the day once more even though they are evil villains they are citizens in need. And Hurricane saves every single citizen in need. Robbers stand back! The Hurricane is coming through!

[+]Hurricane throws something through a window as he quickly uses that as a distraction as he goes through the back as a loud woosh is heard. The Robbers turn back around as they see a Cape quickly go around. They both bunch up together as the Hurricane left his cape there in the wind to save the citizens. Hurricane comes in back of the robbers as they turn around Hurricane takes there guns and ties them up with a rope. He wipes his hands as he strikes a victory hurri-pose[+]

-:-“Fozzy Member” Duke -:- Thanks dude! I called you to help us and I didn’t think you would show cause of Y2J facing you on Resistance and all. But thanks a lot man. You truly are a great Super Hero!

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Glad to save the day that’s all. Now if I may the Hurricane needs to get back to the Christmas Party at the H.Q.

[+]Hurricane brews up small dust as a loud woosh is heard he spins around and runs off grabbing his cape on the way. He gets on the Hurri-Cycle and drives off. He finally arrives at the J.L H.Q as he walks through the door in the Hurri-Fashion. They all look confused[+]

-:-“Mr.Strong Hero” Superman -:- What the…..When did you leave?

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Hurri-Heros I got a call from Jericho’s band fozzy as they were being robbed by Citizen Robbers. I had to save the citizens.

-:-“Best Super Hero” Green Latern -:- So you saved Jericho’s band that evil villain and his evil doers? You learned well Hurricane nice job.

-:-“CWF Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Its just saving a citizen. But today on Resistance Jericho will soon learn like every single evil villain…

Through howling winds and pouring rains

All evil shall fear the HURRICANE!

[+]Hurricane walks over to join the Christmas Party as the scene fades to black[+]

[+]Static-ness[+]


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