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"Thru howling winds and pouring rain, all evil shall fear The Hurricane!" Hurri-Forward:
||-||Forward||-|| CWO. Adrenalin is now vanished from CWO. But wait a minute, Its Pandemonium Baby! The first pay per view of the year for CWO! And what a great one it will be. What a main event, what matches are in store for us! Hurricane is on a row as of late but last week suffered a ankle lock from Ken Shamrock which took Hurricane out for action. But Hurricane is back with his Television Title! This being Hurricane’s first PPV here in CWO he sets off to do many great things. He faces the evil one Buff ‘The Stuff’ Bagwell for the TV Title. Hurricane is said to be 100% and a Hero with 100% his ability is going to defeat any evil doer. Does Hurricane deserve to be on Showdown with the best of the best? Well stay tune and watch PandemoniuM!!||-||End Forward||-||
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\\-CWO logo fades up-//
\\-The scene opens in the dark, gloomy Hurri-Cave. The camera is hiding behind the cave wall as we see Hurricane working out trying to get back into it. He is doing sit up’s alone as he starts…1…(Then alfred comes in to check on him, Hurricane pretends to struggle)-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- One….Thousand…WHEW! Im Hurri-Beat! Citizen Alfred hand me that towel. This Hurri-excerise is very exhausting. But I must be in top shape if I seek to defeat Buff Bagwell.
\\-Alfred smirks as he hands Hurricane the towel. Hurricane wipes out no sweat but you know-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Thank you Alfred, Now onto the weight lifts.
\\-Alfred leaves the room as Hurricane goes to the bench pressing. He tries to do one but struggles because it is very heavy. Hurricane gets up and pouts. He then strikes a idea as he takes out all the weight and leaves the bar. He then sits back down and bench press’s the bar. The TV is on as out comes a Buff Bagwell picture. Hurricane puts the bar on the holder, wipes off the no sweat and stands up. He looks at the picture of Bagwell posing and Hurricane does the same pose. Showing Buff is bigger than him-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gasp! That nasty fiend doesn’t not stand a hurri-chance against a super hero!
\\-Hurricane turns his attention away from the TV as it says “Mr. America body building competition”, Join now!. A light bulb comes over the Hurricane’s head as he speaks-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Citizen Alfred get in here and take that number down. I have a hurri-plan that will defeat the vile villain Bagwell.
\\-Alfred rushes in as soon as he can as he gets the numbers down. Hurricane paces around-//
-:-“Hero Butler” Alfred -:- Here you go sir.
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Excellent Citizen Alfred. This may be the one thing that Citizen Buff will envy of the Hurricane. And cause him to be defeated.
-:-“Hero Butler” Alfred -:- But it’s a telephone number sir
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- I know that citizen Alfred. But that one telephone can save the CWO from the dreadful Bagwell.
\\-Alfred hands the paper to Hurricane as Hurricane dials it. He waits as it rings 2 times. They reply with a hello as Hurricane replies also-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Hello Citizen, this is your friendly super hero speaking the Hurricane. I called this Hurri-Line to see if there was still space left in the Competition.
-:-“Citizen of???” Robbie -:- Ooooh You sound cute big boy. What kind of competition?
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gee-Wilikers Citizen! What is this non sense you speak of. I am calling for the ‘Mr. America Body Building Competition’.
-:-“Gay Citizen” Robbie -:- Well this is the wrong number but I can pleasure if you want.
\\-Hurricane looks at the phone as he hangs up. He checks the number again just incase he made a mistake. He dials it 2 more rings and they answer-//
-:-“Gay Citizen” Robbie -:- Changed your mind huh?
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gasp! This must be the wrong number. Farewell Citizen
\\-Hurricane hangs up and speaks-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Cripes Citizen Alfred, get in here.
\\-Alfred comes from the back and speaks to Hurricane-//
-:-“Hero Butler” Alfred -:- You rang sir?
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Yes I did Citizen Alfred. The hurricane is here wanting to make a Hurri-Plan to defeat the fiend Bagwell. And you gave the Hurricane the wrong number!
\\-Alfred looks at the paper as he laughs-//
-:-“Hero Butler” Alfred -:- Sir this is the number for a Gay hotline! Hahaha my mistake sir.
\\-Hurricane looks at Alfred really weird-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- And how do you know that Citizen Alfred?
-:-“Hero Butler” Alfred -:- Uhhh…..lucky guess?
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Whatever your sexuality is not important right now. The Hurricane need’s to get the right number to the competition inorder to wipe out Citizen Buff! Now help Hurricane get the right number.
-:-“Hero Butler” Alfred -:- When I took the number down I must have put a 6 instead of a 5. Try a 5 sir.
\\-Hurricane dials the number as Alfred sits down. Hurricane speaks after 2 rings.-//
-:-“Competition Manager” Fred -:- Hello, Mr. America Body Building Competition line. How may we help you
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Geez Citizen Fred. Do you not realize you are talking to the supreme Super Hero The Hurricane!? Well…maybe not.
-:-“Competition Manager” Fred -:- The Hurricane? As in the super hero from CWO?
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- You stand correct citizen. Are you one of the villain Buff Bagwell’s evil henchman? Cause if you are….
-:-“Competition Manager” Fred -:- No way man. I work for him but im not evil. I just know you cause I watch CWO.
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- That’s super Citizen Fred! But I was wondering if there was any space left for a super hero?
-:-“Competition Manager” Fred -:- Of course man. Im putting you down right now. You just got to be here tommorow at 2:00. Is that good for you Hurricane?
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- I’ll be there Citizen Fred. Thank you kind Citizen. Soon vile Buff will fill the wrath of a true good Hurricane. Now to hurri-excerise. Stand back Competition! There’s a strong Hurricane coming through!
\\-They hang up as the camera cuts to the competition arena. As we see citizen fred with a big grin on his face like he made a diabolical plan to sabatoge the hurricane. Camera switches back to the Hurricane as he is feeling great. He goes to a open space and sets up in push-up positions. Alfred is sitting on a chair going to count how many he does. Hurricane does 3 and then falls realizing he cant do more. He gets up quickly and strikes a hurri-pose. He then pouts-//
-:-“Hero Butler” Alfred -:- Sir are you alright?
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- No im not Citizen Alfred. I have a big match at Pandemonium, and a competition tommorow. And im wasting my time with mortal girly push ups! I need to hit the big source if I want to wipe out that nasty fiend Bagwell.
\\-On the Television its giving Spongebob the one where Spongebob gets fake pink muscles. Hurricane gets a idea as he speaks-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Holy Smokes! Citizen Bob…you’re a helpful man.
-:-“Hero Butler” Alfred -:- Sir…Spongebob is a cartoon. What kind of idea could you get from there?
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Easy citizen Alfred! I guess since I cant get it direct from the cartoon I will get it the second best hurri-way possible! Follow me Alfred.
\\-Hurricane gets in the Hurri-Cycle with Alfred. They talk as Hurricane drives-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- You may think my plan is a bit crazy citizen alfred. Well of course it is but that’s what makes me a great super hero. I cannot get eye-poppin’ muscles over night Alfred, every good minded citizen knows that. But to beat the fiend Bagwell I will have to. So Spongebob has taught a hurri-hero a lesson.
-:-“Hero Butler” Alfred -:- I don’t get you sir.
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Well you will soon Citizen. The evil body builders at this competition and the dreadful villain Bagwell will soon face the truth. That once I get pumped up they will be…
HURRI-BANISHED!!!
\\-Hurricane makes a right and parks the Hurri-Cycle. He gets down and strikes a Hurri-Pose as he walks like a proud super hero. Alfred follows as they enter a store. The camera stays outside to view the title it reads “Super Inventions and Magic”. What is the Hurricane doing there? What will you find out next time. Wait remember Fred? What does he have up his sleave? Stay tuned to find out. This was a presentation of Hurri-TV. -//
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