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"Thru howling winds and pouring rain, all evil shall fear The Hurricane!" Hurri-Forward:
||-||Forward||-|| CWO. PandemoniuM is now in the dust as we saw a countdown begin. Who the hell knows what its for? Whatever it is it says our dreams will come true. Hurricane is still TV champion coming out on top of Buff Bagwell…but this match scheduled for Showdown should have tookin place in Pandemonium…I mean this is going to be one hell of a match. The Hardcore title will be no more and the TV will live on. Hurricane vs Road Dogg vs Eddie Guerrero vs Ric Flair! What a match this is going to be! This could very well steal the show! Hurricane has another huge and I mean huge obstacle showdown. Also did I mention…it’s a …. LADDER MATCH!||-||End Forward||-||
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\\-CWO logo fades up-//
\\-The scene opens in Australia. The camera pans around as we see different outbacks and other Australian stuff. We then catch our eye on a young man who has a mullet with a evil look on his face. Can he be looking for his partner in crime? Well we don’t think so as there’s a dog laying there as it starts following the boy. They head off into the forest not to be seen in the camera again. This is not a mullet boy and a dog..this is about the Hurricane! Where is the Hurricane? We see a tour guide going into the same forest as out of no where a loud woosh is heard and out comes Hurricane wearing a ridiculous Austrailian hat! The camera zooms in as he speaks to the camera-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gasp! Finally the Hurricane is in Australia! It makes a hurri-hero feel good when he goes there is hardly any villains in Austrailia. But on Showdown there is…Road Dogg, Flair and Eddie! 3 vile villians I have to face to reign as the Hurri-Champ! But the hurricane is here to have some blazin’ fun! Stand Back Australia! There’s a Hurricane coming through!!
\\-Hurricane spins around as he runs off to join the group. He goes and meets up with them. Hurricane is walking in back of the group as one small kid comes next to him and they talk-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Greetings Citizen!
-:-“Little Kid” Tommy -:- Gee-Golly! Its you the Hurricane!
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- No fear citizen the hurricane is here! How may I please your citizen spirit?
-:-“Little Kid” Tommy -:- No way really…im not a fan of yours….now Road Dogg..he’s the best!
\\-Hurricane jumps back, hands on hips and pouts-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Holy smokes! Are you serious citizen Tommy?
-:-“Little Kid” Tommy -:- He’s soo funny and he is a great wrestler!
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gasp! More like not funny and a nasty fiend. I cannot believe a little citizen like yourself can be brainwashed by his evil ways! You should follow truth, justice, good the Hurri-Way!
-:-“Little Kid” Tommy -:- Bah…So what you doing here?
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Well if you watched CWO im the Hurri-Champ and hurri-hero around there. The best if I might add.
-:-“Little Kid” Tommy -:- Oh yea your vs Road Dogg and some other losers…or “villians” as you call them..there going to totally mop the floor with ya!
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:-Jimini-Jilikers Tommy. That will be the day when 3 vile villains approach the hurri-powers of the Hurricane and withstand the Hurri-bilities! Its just not going to happen…not today…not on the Hurricane’s watch Citizen Tommy!
\\-says it loud as the tour guide tells him to be quiet and continues to go on with the guide. Hurricane pouts once more-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gee…a Hurri-Hero cant try and save a little citizen from danger?!
\\-The tour guide stops..-//
-:-“Aussie Tour Guide” Sid -:- Hey excuse me..why in the heck are you talki’n’ so much? Jesus Christ man…are you some kind of stuper hero?
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gee-Wilikers Citizen Sid! Your right…the hurricane is a super hero, I even used my hurri-bilities to make out Super Hero from Stuper hero! I am here representing America..Actually the Hurricane represents the world by revealing all the evil doers and goons!
-:-“Aussie Tour Guide” Sid -:- That’s just great you dumbáss! So you’re the American hero?
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- That’s correct citizen sid..using your wit to figure that out. I wonder if there’s any crimes for the Hurricane to fight…except the one this Showdown.
-:-“Aussie Tour Guide” Sid -:- Oohh I got one..tell this hurricane fella to SHUT UP!
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:-…. ….
\\-Hurricane pouts as they walk through the forest. Hurricane talks to the little boy-//
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Stupid villain. Anyways..I love Nature! Don’t you Citizen timmy?
-:-“Little Kid” Tommy -:- You like Ric Flair? Ewww Hurri-Homo!
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- …..Your truly are a fiend in the making…I said Nature not Nature Boy Ric flair..that old fiend. Don’t let him deceive you young citizen. He may be old but he is a evil player when it comes to wrestling in the ring. So are those vile villains Road Dogg and Eddie Guerrero. The Hurricane will prevail no matter what obstacle Citizen Tommy
\\-Sirens are heard to evacuate the forest…whats happening-//
-:-“Aussie Tour Guide” Sid -:- Crikey! A forest fire…Please follow me quickly and safely.
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Gee-Wilikers! A Forest fire! Even though Flair is the self proclaimed villain “Nature Boy”. I will be a good Sha…Ser…Samea…Sam I am green eggs and ham?
-:-“Little Kid” Tommy -:- Samaritan Hurridork
-:-“CWO Super Hero” Hurricane -:- Aha! Only a matter of time before my Hurri-Teligence kicked in. Samaritan..Flair, Road Dogg, Guerrero if it was one of your henchmen or even you. When I wipe you out with my Hurri-Powers on Showdown..All three of your evil ways will be…
HURRI-BANISHED!!
\\-Hurricane flee’s the other way looking for the forest fire. He runs into the forest as the scene fades to black. Who started this fire? Will Hurricane save the forest? Tune in next time as the Hurricane battles this one out…with his Hurri-Bilites-//
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