"Questions are many, answers are few" -Shi Fu (SG-1)
"The mind is always free" -Shi Fu
"The nightmare always has to end, we always wake up, as is the same with our lives." -Trunks (DBZ)
"I can see the light at the end." -Trunks
"Where there is evil, there is good, where there is the light, there is the darkness..the two coexist together whenever the other is present. The battles are many, and peace is temporary, but know that we fight for the side of good." -Ganzmm (Nexus)
"Fighting is all I know how to do" -Heero Yuy (Gundam Wing)
"Great warrior? ohhh ho ho, wars not make one great." -Yoda
"Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate, leads to suffering." -Yoda
" If you don't have anything nice to say...come sit by me." -Krysti
"David, get away from those kids! Stop corrupting them!" -Jen
"Pewter kills." -Sarah's dad
"I found the house." -Random FedEx guy on cell phone
"You saw that I was a child and you underestimated me, big mistake." -Wu Fei
"Taka-fi taka-fo" -Deathcry of the Leviathan explorer
"Brother to brother, yours in life and death" -Oath of the roundtable, from the movie, First Knight
"Words can only survive so long unless there are actions to back them, otherwise the words will slip into the winds and be forgotten." -Ganzmm
"A child has the right to dream." -Outlaw Star
"Everyone is 17!" -Little kid selling fresh lemonade on my street corner.
"The god of death? Well, it sounds much better than a hero who commits mass murder." -Duo Maxwell
"Oh, man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." -Duo Maxwell
"I am truly a man of many talents" -Racoon (DBZ)
"I just saw an opening that just seemed to scream out attack...so I did." -Goku
"Giants...giants..." (whole group, then single boy,) "...Help us God!" -Little Giants
"Do you like Raves?"
"Are there girls there?"
"Yes."
"Are they usually hot?"
"Yeah."
"Then I like Raves" -Conversation between my boss and I at Pizza Hut.
"Hn*: It's rather hard to explain clearly... it's one's feeling towards a situation..a "hmm" but with the feel of a little dissatisfaction and sometimes resentment to an issue at hand being discussed. It can, though, also imply a sense of great thought going through the mind as to how best to deal with some statement or topic. -Ganz's personal description of Hn*
"You're going to taste the bittersweet flavor of my blade when I'm done with you" -Ganz
"Well, if push comes to shove, you can always lose the pants." -James
"They say it's lucky when an ambitous man goes when he's ready." -John closer to death.
"I'm proud of my life when I'm with you." -John's last few words. (my personal favorite quote)
"We have a code: Aggression against an ally entitles retribution." -Ka D'Argo
"A dog can not make this journey alone...but maybe...a wolf can." -Boris from Balto
"It's always a good day when you have it off." -Carlos
"That guy just killed Super Man...but don't worry, I know judo!" -Superman II, random pedestrian.
"Hide the women and lock up the fried chicken." -John (FarScape)
"So yeah, sometimes the joint between my bones comes outof its socket, it feels pretty weird."
"Wow, so you could get out of a thigh-handcuff!" - Ryan and I hanging out with others
"I am going to major in Candy, with a minor in Thuganomics..." - Bear
"women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets!" -Dominic
"I'll go eat out as soon as I have money." - Reality of College...thanks Morgan
Benn-"You need to gain weight? You just need to eat some rice and Kim-Chi"
Andrew-"Wait, I thought you said that for losing weight?"
Benn-"Yeah, Kim-Chi and rice, Man, good for both!"
"So kids, why is it hard to know what day it is in the summertime?"
"Umm...it's because it's so hot out that we get dumb!" - Me talking to elementary kids at P&O(the girl will be a comedian one day...)
"Yeah, Gloria locked me in the cold storage with the lights off and the dead chickens that haunt me." - Liz from P&O
"Don't walk into the sunset looking over your shoulder; you'll trip on a cactus" - David
"Bro you gotta deep dig." - a very tired James Uhrich.
"My action movie ideas wouldn't sell to leadership."
"What, like Who Shot the Legend of Bagger Vance?"
"Wait...don't you mean Who Shot Liberty Valance?"
"...Yep, it's 1:20am, my brain is fused." - James and James in the family room
"Look at this! It's raining!"
"Sam...chill out."
"No! Look at all these drops on the ground, where's it coming from??" - Two girls in a sunny rainshower.
"I smell like the pool but I'm still going to hug you."
"It's okay, I smell like cigarettes." - Two girls on campus.
"That was rock-tastic!" - Ryan Serpin from Marching Band
"Peace makes plenty, plenty makes pride, pride breeds quarrel, and quarrel bring war; war brings spoil, and spoil poverty; poverty patience, and patience peace." - Harper's Weekly 1865
"Piccolos are fancy whistles." - Clayton from Marching Band
"Those Fritos are stale" Clayton
"...Like my heart." James
"What? Your hard drive is stale?" Chris
- Conversation in the UMC
"Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence." - Professor O'Hara
"Only in Hell do freaky Russian Orthodox churches like that exist." - James U.
"It's gotta be a kodiak moment, rawr!" Ryan
"...A kodiak marmot?" James
"No...kodiak marmot...rawr!" Ryan
"This is the best part of my day!" Noelle
"What, bad day?" James U.
"No, I just love pizza!!!" Noelle
- Lunch at the UMC
"Hey, we're in the Sidekick, find us. What? Oh, wrong number sorry...*click* SHOOT! That was Hans!" - Me intending to call Hoo and calling Hans on accident instead.
"Do I love you? Now that's a loaded question..." - Adam Sandler
"It looks like you're studying!" - IHOP Host
"Yeah...something like that..." - Derek
"What are you studying?" - Host
"...The consitution?" - Derek
"...Oh!" - Host (Fencing club meeting at IHOP)
"Everything went wrong with the buses." - Claire
"What did you do? Anger a voodoo shaman bus driver?" - James
"fuzzpeach20: ah, it's taking too long"
"fuzzpeach20: my home computer is mage slow"
"GanzimusPrime: mage slow? WHOA that's an insult to ALL mages...you take it back!"
"Never stop trying, don't quit just because it got too hard." - Logic of Ganz
"Hey...this is where they make beer!" - Ryan
"Aye, and z'ees is where 've dance!" - James (J&R at the Tivoli)
"Metroplex is my kinda' town!" - Blaster
"So fair and foul a day I have not seen before." - Macbeth
"I'm like Hoo Appleseed, No! Hoo Gospelseed!" - Hoo
"You can't condemn them to unspeciality!" - Preston for Romantic Quest
"Sis, I don't want my date to throw up all over me, so stop." - James
"Oh, I do!" - Laura in jest
"I'm virtually almost invincible!" - Random kid at The Connection
"Who needs beer when you have cherries?" - Amanda
*after being tossed a fruit by the foot*
"AHH! This makes me soo happy!" - Laura
"We're not that kind of church!" - Alex C.
"Would you like any dessert?" - Denny's Waitress, Kathryn
"No...I'm watching my figure." - Rob Daihl
"Don't fit into that tube top anymore?" - Kathryn
"Nah, the fur hangs out." -Rob
"I totally raunked them" - James
"Tea you at Midweek." - Rachel
"You're like the hole of a bagel" - Lowell
"the geek shall inherit the earth" - Vinnie
"I'll live the hard life of a warrior!" - Milliardo Peacecraft
"Ginger Ale is like sparkling water that's trying too hard" - Me
"What if we get another call saying they fly in tomorrow?" - Me
"We'll bazooka Rachel's house." - Vinnie
"You look like an artist" - Rachel referring to the 'stache/goat
"If I'm not awake by 7am I swear I'll find where you live and murder you all" - lord Tom
"Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary." -Sir Cecil Beaton
"Head to Toe, Nate!" - Aaron from marching band trombones
"What's that smell? Oh man...it's Nebraska." - Carter
"Buddha loves you and Jesus saves" - The Seatbelts
"Well, hello!~" - Lucas Bravo
"Check your notes real quack" - Sarah Stubbs
"Sandwiches are my undoing" - Shean Perry
"You! You and your kind used all the hot water!" - Tom, after returning from a day of Italy digging.
"You have virgin power" - Mel
"Fake blood is a helluva lot cheaper" - Richard
"I'm a giant gorilla driving a backhoe" - Richard
"People aren't going to want to taste you if you're not mixed up." - Alicia
"What do you think I said?" -James
"Wav vum" - Jessica S.
"Women aren't worth the trouble, yet women are worth a lot of trouble" - David Lou
"You're totally one of my favorite huma beings" - Meg
"You have to negafy your pillow hit" -Nathan
"Nathan, band practice isn't till tomorrow" - Aaron
"Your sphincter doesn't have eyes, it can't see that it's wearing pants!" - Aaron
"We a new band out of Texas, we're Sticky Skin!" - James
"Way to Squeeze the Yellow Lemon, Phat." - Drew from Virginia
"Watching Laura race in her Sidekick is like watching a fat guy lift his shirt up." - Lorraine
"Sheena is...a punk rocker!" - Drew and Phat from Virginia
"You're treating me like a Hebrew Slave." - Lorraine
"Yum!~" - Austin Jacobs being, well, yeah...
"Your face has many valuable assets!...Wait." - Megan
"That was like some really bad Roman...love thing." -'Raine
"Ty, why don't you just cry me a river, build a bridge and --"
"--and not get over it, I'm not an architectural engineer!" -James and Ty
"Ty, your anatomy is falling out." -James
"Hey Zach, why don't you open a can of 'shut up' and drink it?" - Cash
"We'll rotate your mom in." - Eric Throne
"I'm an Eagle, I kind of soar." - Nisha
"It's really dark in here" - G
"It's ambience" -J
"Well then it's very ambient in here." - Grant and I in the Dining Hall at night
"I Otter Pop you in the nose" - Katie J.
"Yearr!" - Ross
"And Bekins!!!........." - Greg and Alex
"That's ferocious!" - Susan
"Life would be a lot funner if we were all a little deafer." - Katie J.
"Ever heard of a cow getting osteoperosis?" - David
"I've gone to Brazil and kissed many women." - Anthony Testa
"Hey folks, I'm police man!" - Random kid
"Every time I see you, theme music starts in my head." - Lucas Bravo
"No one [taste] tests anything in a lab" - Chem Lab Girl
"I paused your face." - James
"You're already getting gas? It's like its hydrolic!" - Hans
"Chocolate is a bean, so it's a fruit...or a vegetable...from a vine? So it's good for you." - Shanna
"The dark side of cuddling..." - Douglas
"See, I was right! I haven't seen a wooly mammoth running around." - Amy Bickel
"Yogurt Raisin Death Fart." - Doug
"A dancing monkey, a dancing chalupa! Let's pray, ee ee ee!" - Sleep Dep. Doug
"I think I'm coming down with vampirism" - J
"Have you gone to a priest?" - D
"Yeah, they weren't much help" - J
"Well, what's it like?" - D
"Eh, I can see in the dark and detect life" - J
"I'm sure you'll find a balanced life." - D
-James and Douglas talking about Oblivion in a small Italian restaurant.
"Crotch in face..." - Ace
"I think I just got molested." - Ace
"Yeah, that was me." - Austin R.
"I'm not drawing milk" - Gayle
"I fight dirty and run fast" - Brett(Atlanta)
"Your last right is to shut up." - Steve
"Clearly you're a hacker and I'm an assassin." - Me talking to Douglas
"Sorry I ruined "Life" for you, Douglas." - Me referring to the cereal
"Courage can never be slowed down" - Lily from Betrayal boardgame night
"Where are we going? We need to lean over the railing and talk guy talk for 10 minutes."
"David, guy talk doesn't last 10 minutes."
"Oh!" - David and I at La Costa Movie Theater
"What state has the largest border with Canada?" - Doug
"You're Mom." - James
"Grammar School~" - Korey (the new roommate)
"I like the hand moments." - Amy H.
"I'm going to Starbucks because I want to drink." - Callen
"You know what I've learned?" - Korey
"What?" - James
"Without trust, you have nothing." - K
"You know what I've learned?" - J
"What's that?" - K
"Without Oxygen you..." - J
"DIE!" - Both of us
"For all those CU haters...now who's the drug school??" - Hans
"It sounds like you slept with a coat hanger in your mouth." - Lindsay W.
"How was I killed? It was a penguin the size of Alicia!" - Matt C.
"I think I'm gonna poop." - Matt C., announcing to a small group
"I'm listening to you, Darky." - Callen to Alicia
"Honey, I think we've already passed the beacon of Animalism" - Douglas to Katie
"I think I could get an equal amount of nutrients off of a jelly roll that had fallen off onto the seat of a subway" - Shane S. referring to his grapefruit.
"You didn't know that about me? I got a flower garden in my gut." - Shawn R.
"I can't sit under that light...if I do, when I leave the dining hall I feel sunburnt." - Shanna