THE FFAWF and FFAWCW and CSDLWF and UWF

The Federations

There are basically two federation, thus acting like the WWF script at current time (because it rules!) The first part is the FFAWF (Final Fantasy Alpha Wrestling Federation), while the second league is the FFAWCW (Final Fantasy Alpha World Championship Wrestling). Note than neither side is really better than the other. And if I make you lose, it is not because I hate you but rather because I just write stuff with scripts somewhat. And the reason Id and Michael are the champions of the leagues is because they seem to be the wrestling people here and I don’t want to seem conceited. Have a nice day!

 Beginning of FFAWF War if Fun!

 *The show begins off with a quick match between Evil Cloud and Sgt. Pepper*

Match I: Evil Cloud versus Sgt. Pepper

Evil Cloud and Sgt. Pepper head off to the ring. Sgt. Pepper begins his attack with a few unorthodox kick, which Evil Cloud just block and goes in for the DDT. Then, Sgt. Pepper comes in with a Suplex, but it is countered and a Edge-o-matic is done. Evil Cloud give kicks to Sgt. Pepper, while the audience chants “We want Macaroni!” Evil Cloud waits for Sgt. Pepper to get up and Sgt. Pepper counters the attempted Neck Breaker Drop. Evil Cloud is thrown out of the ring while Sgt. Salt comes out to the ring and gives Sgt. Pepper his Macaroni Salad. Evil Cloud is back in the ring, but Sgt. Salt distracts the referee. Macaroni Salad Dance is done and Sgt. Pepper gets the 3 count. Don’t ask why the ref didn’t call DQ after seeing Macaroni Salad in the ring.

 *Back stage Grippe is preparing for her match-

Match II: Grippe versus King Balk- For the FFAWF Intercontinental Title

The match begins off with a few clothesline by King Balk. The crowd boos when he raises his arms. King Balk the goes to the turnbuckle and attempts the turnbuckle but Grippe gets out of the way. King Balk, now down, if being locked into a sleeper hold by Grippe. King Balk counters and then goes for the Chokeslam. Low Blow counter, and then a bulldog. 1, kick out. Grippe with a few clothesline trying to knock down King Balk finally knocking him down at the 4 try. Gripper goes for the Frog Splash, but misses. King Balk then gets up and prepared himself for the Balkian Slam. After hitting it, he goes for the three count, but the ref says Grippe’s feet our under the ropes, thus no pin count. King Balk pick up Grippe again and throws her outside of the ring. The 10 count begins. King Balk goes outside and begins with big elbow drops. King Balk taunts, get back in and the out, and then continues the assault. The referee tells him to get back in the ring. King Balk pushes him and then continues the assault. The ref calls of disqualification of King Balk. King Balk, hearing this, gets the ref into an Imperial Cross. The ref taps, but King Balk continues his submission. However, Grippe goes in the ring and goes for a Frog Splash hitting King Balk. King Balk gets back up, but Grippe gets in The Grip of Death. King Balk counters it quickly, but soon enough Gardia Kyst comes out to help. King Balk then Balkian Slams Gardia Kyst, knocking him out. Garamond music plays, and King Balk is surprised. Garamond goes after King Balk, but King Balk counters with a Chokeslam. King Balk then gets on the turnbuckle and celebrated. However, once he gets off the turnbuckle Garamond hits him with a Holy Sword Eternal, followed by a Frog Splash by Grippe and The Guardian by Gardia. King Balk is left lying in the ring.

 

Note: King Balk is made to be the most dominant wrestler ever, much like the Big Show could be if they used him to his full potential. That would be the reason why King Balk was nearly dominating the whole match. Because of this, Garamond and King Balk have formed a rivalry! Yay!

 

Match III:  Jack Flash VS. Goten- For the FFAWF Hardcore Title

A pretty even match, I’m bored of writing so that’s why. Jack Flash hits the Hurucana, but DS comes in and hits the Hope’s End for the 1,2,3 becoming the new FFAWF Hardcored Champion. However, just as he heads out Makoblade comes out and hits the Triple Sword for the title! But now, Goten is back up and hits the Scissors Kick for the pin! But wait, Jack Flash quickly comes and gets the Fame-Er, gets the pin and the title and quickly heads out of the arena with the FFAWF Hardcore in hand.

 

Bored now write later

 

Match IV: ShadowNinku Vs. Mog – For the FFAWF European Title Shot

The match begins off normally. ShadowNinku and Mog are arm and arm against one another. ShadowNinku gets Mog into a Headlock, but Mog easily counters it into a Reverse Armbar. ShadowNinku gets to the ropes. Mog hits ShadowNinku with some rights and lefts, knocking Mog out of the ring with a Missile Dropkick. ShadowNinku then goes out after Mog, but Mog throws ShadowNinku into the steel steps. Mog begins pounding away of ShadowNinku, finally bringing him into the ring. Mog then does a German Suplex, but only gets a two count. The ref and Mog begin to argue, while ShadowNinku hits Mog with the Football Spear. He goes for the pin, but Mog kick out after two. Mog gets ShadowNinku into the turnbuckle and prepares to Suplerplex him, but ShadowNinku counter with a push. ShadowNinku does the Swanton Bomb, only to have Mog get out of the way. Mog then grabs ShadowNinku and does the Salt Lake Smash and gets the three count, become number one contender for the European Title.

 

Backstage:

-King Balk goes backstage, frustrated

Keburn Kelly: “King Balk,  how do you feel about what Garamond, Grippe, and Gardia just did to you.”

King Balk: “I didn’t just leave the stupid MWF as champion for this to happen! Why, they’re just a bunch of cheaters, low down dirty cheaters. You know the King of Balkian pride can never fall from defeat!”

Keburn Kelly: “But King Balk, you lost the match and lost the battle.”

King Balk: “What’d you say! Lost the battle! Why, the battle has yet to begin! Garamond, Gardia, I challenge you to a match, right here, tonight! You won’t be able to survive the king of Balkian Pride!”

 

Match V:  Makoblade against Moggraider for the FFAWF European Title

The match begins off with Makoblade in complete domination with suplexes and the sorts. Makoblade taunts, allowing Moggraider able to get in a clothesline, one after another. Moggraider then hits  Fisherman Suplex Pin, but Makoblade kick out before 2 Makoblade hits with heavy lefts and rights, but Moggraider is able to battle back with some rights and lefts of his own. Moggraider then goes for the Moguri DDT, but Makoblade counters into a Snap Suplex. Makoblade then hits the Double Arm Backbreaker, but only gets a 2 count. Makoblade argues with the ref, allowing Moggraider to get in a school boy, but only for a 2 count. Moggraider hits some big time clotheslines, but Makoblade is able to get back up. Moggraider tries to go for Makoblade, but accidentally knocks the ref down. Makoblade then goes outside, grabs a steel chair, and attempts to hits Moggraider. However, Moggraider counters and hits the Raider’s Storm. He goes for the pin, but the ref is still knocked down. He tries to get the ref up, but Makoblade is able to get back up and get a chair shot onto Moggraider. Makoblade gets the pin and retains the FFAWF European Title.

 

Backstage:

Garamond and Gardia accept King Balk’s challenge. The match is next!

 

Match VI: Garamond and Gardia Kyst against King Balk: Hardcore Grudge Match

The match begins with Garamond and Gardia dominating against King Balk, but King Balk gets in a double clothesline. King Balk then goes outside and the grabs the steel chair, and throws it into the ring. He also sets up two tables, but Garamond and Gardia go after King Balk. King Balk blacks the attack and counter with a furious push. King Balk then grabs the steel steps and throws the right onto Garamond. He then grabs a Kendo Stick and starts beating Garamond. Gardia is able to break it up, but then King Balk Chokeslams Gardia. King Balk then goes after Garamond, but Garamond hits the Holy Sword Slice! Garamond then goes back into the ring and suplexes King Balk. Garamond know gets King Balk into the Holy Sword Etenral, into the table on the outside, but Gardia hits Garamond with the kendo stick. King Balk then Balkian Slams Garamond through the table, and gets the pin. Afterwards, Gardia is thrown back into the ring. Gardia hits The Guardian. However, Quantum Zero and Neo Zero run into the ring. They look into the eye of King Balk and Gardia, only to attack Garamond! Moments later John The Great One’s music plays and he heads off to the ring with an army of wrestlers (Math Man, Math Man II, Pozo, Math Dude, and Garnada). Math Man then gets Garamond and hits the Equalizer! Math Man II gets Garamond into the End of Ends. Pozo hits the Poyozo Dance. Math Dude hits The Math Rush! John The Great One then gets Garamond standing and into the Imperial Cross, with a Unholy Sword Destru by Garnada. John S then goes outside and grabs a microphone.

 

John The Great One: “Ha! The FFAWF, the FFAWCW, and especially Garamond, you will pay dearly. The MWF will dominate you all! You don’t stand a chance.”
Garnada: “May the Holy Sword Garamond? What are you trying to pull. You futile being… for I am the true heir of darkness. The light ceases to exist in the presence of my own impurity. You power hold nothing compared mine. The Holy Sword Garamond… the true essence of life and death, brings upon the latter. Your soul shall be mine. Your betrayal had led us to no choice. For we, the MWF, shall not stop until our task is done. We shall crush the competition into nothingness! You insolence will not be tolerated, Garamond. You will not be tolerated. Let upon the soul of the Evil Sword Garnada bring forth your doom. Evil bathes in the light of hope, growing ever stronger against those who think they have a chance. You’re upon your end Garamond… “

King Balk: “Ha! Just you lie wait Garamond, for your power, and the power of the FFAWCW and FFAWF will never be able to match ours. I’ll own you all! I’ll bring the end of this miserable faction. And one more thing Garamond… Have a nice day!”

-End Show

 MWF Federation Champion: King Balk

MWF Intercontinental Title: Garnada

MWF European Title: Math Man

MWF Hardcore Champion: Math Burner

MWF Tag Team Champions: Garnada and Afana 

The Final Fantasy Alpha Wrestling Federation

 

Approximately 100 wrestlers in all the federation! Have a nice day!

 

Chrono Series Dimension Leap Wrestling Federation

 

CSDLWF Title: TBA

CSDLWF Intercontinental Title: TBA
CSDLWF European Title: TBA

CSDLWF Hardcore Title: TBA
CSDLWF Tag Team Titles: TBA

 

Wrestlers

 

Davis
Favorite Move: Dragon Sleeper
Finishine Move: Dragon Suplex (Pumphandle Suplex, I know there already is one but I made a new one for Dragon!)

 

Rog
Favorite Move: One-legged Moonsault
Finishing Move: Qautre Bomb (Reverse suplex to powerbomb)

Badat

Favorite move: Shadow maker or Widow maker (Five Star Splash with a chair)
Finishing move: Smooth Criminal (TombStone Piledriver)

 

Makoman:
Favorite Move: Makoman Bomb (Falling Powerbomb)
Finishing Move: Edge Cutter (Diamond Cutter)
Finishing Submission: Makogram (Figure Four)

Che

Favorite Move: Che Le Saw Smash (Front Dropkick)

Finishing Move: The Draggin Go Round (Spinning High Kick to Face)

 

Crimson

Favorite Move: Redrum (Fall Away Slam)

Finishing Move: Crimson Shatter (Downward Spiral)

 

Iammadmak

Favorite Move: Madmak Slam (Half Nelson Suplex into stalling into slam to front)

Finishing Move: Chaos Scream (Northern Lights Suplex)

 

Little Washu

Favorite Move: Washu Drive (Spike Piledriver)

Finishing Move: Washu Washu Smash (The One and Only)

 

Pilgrim

Favorite Move: Gun Ho (Jumping Kick)

Finishing Move: Turkey Gobble Bomb (Cross Backbreaker)

 

Ping

Favorite Move: Ping Pong (Punch/High Kick combo)

Finishing Move: The Silent Ping (Big Boot)

 

Revolver

Favorite Move: Sheer Trigger (Big Right Hand)

Finishing Move: Revolution 0 (Back Full Nelson Slam)

 

Small Lady

Favorite Move: Loud Yell (Leg Drop to Groin)

Finishing Move: Proper Etiquette (STF)

 

Spike

Favorite Move: Spike Piledriver

Finishing Move: Acid Drop

 

Vinosec

Favorite Move: Vein Crush (Headscissors Takedown from turnbuckle)

Finishing Move: Masamune’s Edge (Tilt-A-World Slam with power!)

 

Huntsman

Favorite Move: Stunner

Finishing Move: The Hunter (Stone Cold Stunner)

 

Weed

Favorite Move: Hi-Top Smash (Diving Reverse DDT position into Jumping Leg Drop)

Finishing Move: Solid Green Garden (Bloickbuster)

 

The Lone Moon

Favorite Move: Corkscrew Moonsault

Finishing Move: Limited Moon (Super 450 Splash)

 

Majin

Favorite Move: Majin Flare (Leg Drop)

Finishing Move: Ancient Prophecy (Powerbomb to Facecrusher)

 

Digital Dreamer

Favorite Move: Full Nelson Drop

Finishing Move: The Dream (Tazzmission)

 

Kinetic

Favorite Move: Brainbuster DDT

Finishing Move: Kineatic Bomb (Turnbuckle Powerbomb UT did to The Big Show)

 

Kiwi

Favorite Move: Kiwi Splash (Senton Splaash)

Finishing Move: Sunshine Star Splash (Special Body Slam)

 

Afterlab

Favorite Move: The Aftermath (Turnbuckle Tornado DDT)

Finishing Move: Solution X (One Manned Spike Piledriver)

Final Fantasy Alpha Wrestling Federation

FFAWF Tile: Id

FFAWF Intercontinental Title: Grippe

FFAWF European Title: Makoblade

FFAWF Hardcore Title: Jack Flash

FFAWF Tag Team Titles: Garamond and Cosmo Man

 

Garamond
Favorite Move: Holy Sword Slice (Clothesline from you know where)
Finishing Move: Holy Sword Eternal (Sambo Suplex to Diving Reverse DDT)

2Dope
Favorite Move: 2Dope Elbow Drop (Test Diving Elbow)
Finishing Move: Idol Worship (Osaka Street Cutter)

 

Cosmo Man
Finishing Move: Shooting Star Press
Favorite Move: Meteor Slam (Falling Powerslam)

 

Grippe
Finishing Move: The Grip of Death (Tongan Death Grip)
Favorite Move: Frog Splash

DS
Favorite Move: Junk Yard Suplex (T-Bone Suplex)
Finishing Move: Hope's End (Pedigree)

Makoblade
Favorite Move: Double Arm Backbreaker
Finishing Move: Triple Sword (Low Kick, Middle Kick, Outside Crescent Kick Combo)

Shadling Darkeyes
Favorite Move: Darkeye Driver (Michinoku Driver)
Finishing Move: Eagle Eye (Falcon Arrow)

Shadow Flare
Favorite Move: Sky High
Finishing Move: Shadow Call (Final Cut)

Makoto
Favorite Move: The Tarantula Lock
Finishing Move: Mak Stunner (Mac Stunner)

Monkey King

Favorite Move: Nation’s End (Moonsault)

Finishing Move: The Mon Kay Slam (Jackhammer)

 

Moggraider
Favorite Move: Moguri DDT (Flowing DDT)
Finishing Move: Raider’s Storm (Inverted Scissors Kick)

Beardy:
Favorite Move: Monkey Toss
Finishing Move: Oranguatang Slam (Whirl Sideslam stronger)

 

Nick
Favorite Move: Holy Sword Rejection (Super Clothesline)
Finishing Move: The Bull Charge (The Gore)

Jack Flash
Favorite Move: Klowing Around (Fame-er)
Finishing Move: Huricana (I didn't spell it right)

Fantom Musha
Favorite Move: Lost Play (Sexay Face Buster/The Stroke)
Finishing Move: Curtain Call (Reverse Brainbuster DDT)

FSPilot
Favorite Move: Missile Dropkick
Finishing Move: Five Star Salute (Five Star Frog Splash)

 

Neo
Favorite Move: Neo Nuclear Bomb (Powerful Leg Drop)
Finishing Move: Omega Star (Reverse Death Valley)

AWOL-Marine
Favorite Move: Shotgun Barrel Load (X-Pac Spinning Kick to Face)
Finishing Move: Finishing Punches

Cle2
Finishing Move: Cle Sha Bomb (Powerbomb style beginning except opponent is put into a Dragon Sleeper type position [back bent], then the opponent is lifted like a powerbomb into a Dangerous Driver and then the move is executed)
Favorite Move: The Wave (The Rock Bottom)

TOSG
Favorite Move - Jew Nose Drop
Finishing Move - The INS Van

Zephor
Favorite Move: Spinaroonie! (can’t think of anything else. The best taunt!)
Finishing Move: Lightning Strike (Tajiri’s finisher, kick to face when opponent is down)

Funky Bacon
Favorite Move: Frog Splash
Finishing Move: Jiere Slam (Angle Slam!)

Scabbage
Favorite Move: Cabbage Lock (Rings of Saturn)
Finishing Move: Broken Walls (Walls of Jericho)

Kaos
Favorite Move: Chaos Factor (Roundhouse Dropkick)
Finshing Move: Chaotic Destroyer (Inverted DDT From turnbuckle)

Shin Magus Darkstar
Favorite Move: Scythe Blade (Diving Shoulder)
Finishing Move: Ancient Prophecy (Northern Lights Driver)

Cid
Favorite Move: Diving Reverse DDT
Finishing Move: Mad House (Sharpshooter)

Id
Favorite Move: Crippler Crossface

Finishing Move: Dangerous Driver

 

Makoblade
Favorite Move: Double Arm Backbreaker
Finishing Move: Triple Sword (Low Kick, Middle Kick, Outside Crescent Kick)

Monki-Pottumus
Favorite Move: Monkey Toss
Finishing Move: Hippo Bonanza! (Verta-Breaker [Kidman's Finisher])

 

Silent Death

Favorite Move: Silent Death (Sleeper Hold)

Finishing Move: Rybatron Bomb (Inverted Powerbomb)

 

Final Fantasy Alpha World Championship Wrestling

FFAWCW Title: Micheal

FFAWCW US Title: EvilCloud

FFAWCW Hardcore Title: Soulwalker

FFAWCW Tag Team Titles: Mog and Sir Canealot

 

Soulwalker
Finishing Move: The Soul Divide (Jawbreaker 2)
Favorite Move: Pancake

 

Sephiroth22
Favorite Move: Bacdrift/Backdrop DDT
Finishing Move: Lifestream (Strong Reverse DDT)
 

Shiva
Favorite Move: Diamond Dust (Super Kick)
Finishing Move: Stardust Array (Queen Suplex w or w/out pin)

Glacier Kick- Swift jumping round house to the groin lol.
Ice cutter- I know It's cheap but I know John knows what I mean ^^
Freeze Dive- Back flip drop kick to the head lol
Cat Scratch- lol dont ask!

Sgt. Pepper
Favorite Move: Cobra Clutch
Finishing Move: Macaroni Salad Dance (Throws Macaroni Salad at the opponent then does the Sweet Chin Music [basically a super kick])

Goten
Favoirte Move: Kick to Groin (not when opponent is down but rather when standing)
Finishing Move: Scissors Kick following kick to groin

Melana
Favorite Move: Special Woman's Slap
Finishing Move: Lady Heart (Front Face Bulldog)

Michael
Favorite Move - Burrito Dunk
Finishing Move - The Viva La Raza butt dive

Sir Canealot
Favorite Move: Brainbuster
Finishing Move: Cane Strike DDT (Double Arm over shoulder DDT)

Kidd
Favorite Move: Bandit’s Way (Stalling Missile Dropkick)
Finishing Move: Twist of Fate

Wanton Destruction
Favorite Move: Spinebuster
Finishing Move: Destru Powerbomb (Running Powerbomb Pin)

Viper
Favorite Move: Poison Sting (Shuffle Side Kick)
Finishing Move: Venom Lock (The Tazzmission!)

Vakusuma
Favorite Move: Headscissors Takedown
Finishing Move: Death Grasp (Super Camel Clutch aka The Steiner Recliner!)

Valentin TURKS
Favorite Move: Canadian Splash (Senton Bomb, not Swanton)
Finishing Move: Canadian Maple Leaf (1/2 Boston Crab)

Eternal Sleeper
Favorite Move: Eternal Slumber (Chicken Cross Face)
Finishing Move: The Million Dollar Dream Sleeper Hold

ZoOmCHaoS
Favorite Move: Flash Powerbomb (Val Venis’s Sit Down Powerbomb)
Finishing Move: Chaos Driver (Rikishi Driver)

Dry Ice C02
Favorite Move: Ice Kick (Martial Arts Kick)
Finishing Move: Glacier Bomb (Dominator)

DJ-K9

Favourite Move: Flare-track Combo
Finishing Move: Swipe Suicide
Favorite Move: Quick Dance Draw (Hook Kick)
Finishing Move: K9 Bomb (Cross Powerbomb)

Magus2A
Favorite Move: Scythe Blade (Clothesline)
Finishing Move: Dark Star (Lo Down)

 

Sir Tarku

Favorite Move: Spin Snap (modified Rock bottom)
Finishing Move: Final Touch( Backwards last ride, same as UT but when he is up in the air, fall backwards instead of forwards)

 

Darkwolf
Finishing Move: Darkwolf Bite (Corkscrew 450 Splash)
Favorite Move: Howling Moon (Corkscrew Moonsault)

Evil Wookie
Favorite Move: Bearhug Frong Slam
Finishing Move: Wookie Splash (Special Body Slam)

Shadow Ninku
Favorite move: Football Spear
Finishing Move: Swanton Bomb

 

Al'Kael
Favorite Move: Orange Crush Pin
Finishing Move: The Eye Opener (Unprettier)

Umaro
Favorite Move: Texas Cloverleaf
Finishing Move: Fame-Er

 

Rikku
Favorite Move: 10 Punch
Finishing Move: Final Fantasy (Insider’s Edge)

Myassisdragon
Favorite Move: Spear
Finishing Move: Holy Eternal (Dragon Attack)

Mog
Favorite Move: Darkwing Rider (Flipping Neckbreaker)
Finishing Move: Salt Lake Smash (Baldo Bomb)

 

Math Wrestling Federation Reborn- Ultimate Wrestling Federation

MWF Federation Champion: King Balk
MWF Intercontinental Title: Garnada
MWF European Title: Math Man
MWF Hardcore Champion: Math Burner
MWF Tag Team Champions: Garnada and Afana

 

Wrestlers
 
King Balk
Favorite Move: Balkian Reverse (High-angle Backdrop)
Favorite Move: 450 Splash
Favorite Move: Chokeslam
Finishing Move: Balkian Slam (Front to Chokeslam)

Gardia Kyst
Favorite Move: Crystal Slam (Front Slam)
Finishing Move: The Guardian (Diving Spear with an impact! Meaning it is a finisher so it's strong)

Quantum Zero
Favorite Move: Roundhouse Dropkick 2
Finishing Move: Quantum DDT (Inveted Double Arm DDT)

Neo Zero
Favorite Move: Scoop Reverse DDT
Finishing Move: Strong Reverse DDT

 

The Defender
Finishing Move: The Equalizer (Reverse Brainbuster DDT)
Favorite Move: Sit-Down Piledriver
Favorite Move: Calculated Leap

Hyper Aurora
Finishing Move: Irrationalizer (Double elbow drop from turnbuckle)
Favorite Move: Super Kick

Negative Star
Finishing Move: Reverse Death Valley
Finishing Move: Reverse Suplex

Gang Leader
Finishing Move: Bang-Bang-Boom (Flip Kick to Samoan Neckbreaker)
Favorite Move: Binga Banga Boom (Body Slam)

Mistara 
Finishing Move: In Question (Flip Kick from the back to Samoan Neckbreaker)
Favorite Move: Undeclared (Fame-Er)

Unanswered
Finishing Move: Quad Bomb (Strong Reverse DDT)
Favorite Move: Quad 1! (Missile Dropkick)

Blade
Finishing Move: Scythe Blade (Flip Kick from back to Diving Reverse DDT)
Favorite Move: Edge Blade (Neck Breaker Drop)

Conflagration
Finishing Move: The Burn (Choke then to back then to Chokeslam then to Elbow to Neck to slam down)
Favorite Move: Impact Bomb (Dragonorama)

The One and Only
Finishing Move: The Only Solution (Queen Suplex)
Favorite Move: Dragon Suplex Pin

Spud Head
Finishing Move: Potato Leg Lock (Canadian Maple Leaf)
Finishing Move: Super Punch

King E. X.
Finishing Move: X Cubed (High Kick, Uppercut, Super Kick)
Favorite Move: X Square (High Kick, Outside Crescent Kick)

Sky Diver 
Finishing Move: Ending Sky (Inverted Scissors Kick)
Favorite Move: Beginning Sky(Diving Scissors Kick)

Expoecay
Finishing Move: Retreat Stunner(Osaka Street Cutter)
Favorite Move: Stunner

Pozo
Finishing Move: Poyozo Dance (Sweet Chin Music (Kick to chin); variation of dance in beginning)
Favorite Move: Rock Clutch (Boston Crab)

Dude Hey!
Finishing Move: The Gore! The Gore! The Gore!
Favorite Move: Double Arm DDT

Afana
Finishing Move: Hyrurun Bomb (Double Arm Powerbomb)
Favorite Move: Powerbomb


King Balk
Finishing Move: Balkian Slam (Front Chokeslam)
Finishing Move: Hyrurun Blitz (Low Kick, Middle Kick, High Kick with left foot first then right; left punch, right punch, left punch, right punch, uppercut, super kick)
Favorite Move: Backdrfit DDT (Back Drop DDT)
Favorite Move: Lifting/Brainbuster DDT

Zero Exponent
Finishing Move: Shooting Star Press
Favorite Move: Flowing DDT

Warlord
Finishing Move: End of Ends (Diving Spear from turnbuckle)
Favorite Move: The Bomb (Flatliner)

Undarzan
Finishing Move: Inverted DDT
Favorite Move: DDT

The Dominator
Finishing Move: Dominator
Favorite Move: The Chicken Wing Cross Face

John “The Great One”
Finishing Move: The Imperial Cross (Left arm under opponent’s left should and behind the neck and the right arm under opponent’s right shoulder and in front of the neck. Submission)
Finishing Move Cross Wave Drop (The Imperial Cross DDT)

Salamander
Finishing Move: Blazer (Combinations of punches and kicks)
Favorite Move: Roundhouse Dropkick

Sylph
Finishing Move: Air Arc (Twisting shoulder attack against the enemy)
Favorite Move: Back Elbow Attack

Garnada
Finishing Move: Unholy Sword Destru (Modified Super Kick)
Favorite Move: Unholy Sword Streak (Spear)

WHatever is this? I don't know. Who cares...

Scabbage
Favorite Move: Turtle Lock (Rings of Saturn)
Finishing Move: Shell Breaker (Spinning Kick to Back)

Rage
Favorite Move: Rage Drop (STO)
Finishing Move: The Ride (Show Stopper)

 Disorderly Conduct
Favorite Move: Bionic Elbow Drop
Finishing Move: Chaos Pursuit (Downward Spiral)

Michael

Favorite Moves -
Flaming Torpedo (spear)
Einjil's Wing (crossface chicken wing hold)
Shattered Hope (vertical suplex into a Stone Cold Stunner)

Finishing Submission
Star of God (full nelson w/leglock hold)

Finishing Move:
Fire Cross (Vertebreaker)

 Cosmo Man
Favorite Move: Meteor Slam (Falling Powerslam)
Finishing Move: Shooting Star Press

Grippe
Favoirte Move: Frog Splash
Finishing Move: The Grip of Death (The Tongan Death Grip)

Garamond
Move: Snap Suplex
Move: Full Nelson Drop
Move: Dragon Sleeper
Move: Dragon Attack
Move: The Spear
Favorite Move: Holy Sword Slice! (Clothesline from you know where)
Submission Move: The Dragon Tamer (Standing Leg Lock)
Finishing Move: Holy Sword Etenral (Sambo Suplex into Diving Reverse DDT)

Id
Favorite Move: Crippler Crossface
Finishing Move: Dangerous Driver

Michael Posted

Draggy
Favorite Move: Dragon Sleeper
Finishine Move: Dragona Suplex (Pumphandle Suplex)

Eternal Sleeper
Favorite Move: Eternal Slumber (Chicken Cross Face)
Finishing Move: The Million Dollar Dream Sleeper Hold

Quatre
Favorite Move: One-legged Moonsault
Finishing Move: Quatre Bomb (Reverse suplex to powerbomb)

STUFF

*Out of nowhere, a wrestling ring comes. Vince McMahon is there and inspects the ring, and says that the cell is needed.*

 Jim Ross: "But sir, this isn't the PPV. Are you sure you..."

 Vince: "Jim, for the CWC, I'll gladly risk the lives of two people I know nothing of."

 *The cell is set up. The crowd, coming from the streets, fills the crowd. Signs of "Garamond so does rule!" and "Canada is my land!" are seen throughout the crowd. Vince McMahon gets the microphone.*

 Vince: "People, today, you will be witnessed perhaps to the first ever CWC wrestling match, oh, I am so proud. After what that Mr. vakusuma did, I decided to make a little match for the viewers... at... uh... well... here! Yes, the CWC will begin this Holy wrestling match!"

 Ring Announcer: "Introducing first, the whatever, weighing in at... I forgot, his name be... something!"

 *Valentin TURKS music plays, a bunch of pilgrims begin chasing him down. The referees restrain the pilgrims and taken out of the arena. Valentin TURKS proceeds to the arena, with a barb wire bat of Mick Foley in hand.*

 Ring Guy: "Introducing next, the whatever two, weighing in at... more than the first guy... Paraf... Garamond!"

 *Garamond's music plays. The crowd begins cheering "Ice Cream!" and then they all leave, at least for the time being, to get some. Yay! Math is fun, you know.*

 Jim Ross: "This match isn't the FFAWF. This match isn't the CSDLWF. This match is purely the CWCWF. Garamond is trying to prove his worth..."

 Jerry Lawler: 'But whatever. You see, Mr. TURKS has more power than this Garamond! The Turks is more lethal, more whatever... just...."

 Jim Ross: "... Better."

 Jerry: "No... some other word. Worse!"

 Jim: 'Oh, who cares, sucka! Let's just announce this match."

 *Garamond and TURKS stare off. Garamond then grabs his Holy Sword and points it up. Valentin is amazed by the shiny sword and then begins to attack Garamond with his weapon, the Turkey Sword! Or whatever you use, I forget. Garamond battles backs with Holy Sword attacks of his own, but Turks is able to deflect the attacks using Jerry Lawler." 

Jerry: 'Why! Oh Why! I'm the one helping you!"

 *Turks changes it to Jim Ross. Garamond stops his assault of good ol' JR. Turks then goes for the spear of Garamond, but I am able to counter with the fish! Oh the fish! The mighty fish of power! Turks is now smelly, so Garamond decides to go up the cell. Once he is up to the top of the cell, VT tries to get up by climbing the cell with his mouth. Finding it doesn't work, he gets up normally, but is quickly assaulted by Garamond. Garamond begins hitting the rights and lefts, but Turks gets in his own. Garamond is knocked down, and VT goes for the Canadian Maple Leaf. Locking it on, Garamond is in pain. Garamond manages to get the lock off and counter it with the Holy Dragon Sword Submission. VT, however, counter the move and hits a big time DDT. He then gets up Garamond and prepares him to a devastating powerbomb through the cell, but Garamond counter with a shoulder back toss! yay! Garamond then hits some big time clotheslines, and the goes for the Holy Sword Eternal! He hits it! Yes! Yay! You know I was going to anyway. I don't make meself lose. But then VT can edit maybe. Maybe me lose. Garamond then goes down and puts a barb wire bat of VT. Garamond goes and hits the Five Star Frog Splash, hurting himself. However, Garamond is able to go for the pin, and he manages only a 2 count! Garamond is mad! VT gets a school boy, but only a two count. Garamond then hits the Holy Sword Slice! Garamond gets the barb wire and puts it on the ring, and yet again gets the Holy Sword Eternal onto the barb wire and directly into a pin. Garamond, finally, gets the three count and wins the match!*

 

JR: "This has been a match of true skill! Who knows what journeys these two wrestlers will have! I'm JR, and Have a nice day!" 

JL: "Ya. Ya. Who cares. So and such. Bleh."

 End Show  

::glass breaks, Sevendust's Black fires up. The entire FFAWF/FFAWCW Roster comes out with Michael and Id leading the pack. Id's carrying a clipboard, Mike is carrying a bottle of Schnapps::

Jim Ross: What in the hell is happening?

Paul E.: The two most powerful feds today are all surrounding the ring, JR.

JR: Yeah. Thanks for your insight, Paul.

Paul E.: Hey, I have no idea what they're doing here. Now quiet. Id's about to speak.

Id: Well...

::boos from the crowd::

Id: I said Well...

::boos grow louder::

Id: Well, it seems that CSDLWF and the MWF have aligned...

::cheers from crowd::

Id: Yeah, well, fuck 'em. What?

::boos::

Mike: Today, former rivals have come together to fight an evil greater than anything that has ever crossed this place.

Id: That's right! Math. Feh. Those Smartasses want to feed us their Math crap?!

::boos::

Id: What?

JR: Dear God the crowd's gone nuts at the mere mention of Math!

Heyman: I'm ashamed, James.

JR: Shut up.

::King Balk's music hits, crowd goes wild::

King Balk: Tell me you did not just say that...

Davis: YEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

::cheers::

Id: What?

Mike: I'm ashamed of you Davis.

Id: Fuck that. Let's beat them up.

::huge brawl ensues, crowd goes wild::

JR: OH MY GOD! ID HAS HIS SLEDGEHAMMER!!!

::Id smashes his sledgehammer in Davis' cranium, which causes bleeding. He is dragged to a corner of the ring and Michael executes his La Raza Butt Drop on him::

Paul: He's Broken in half!

JR: That's My line, Paul.

::fade to commercial::

Back to Show:

Jim Ross: "Welcomes back folks. If you have just now tuned in, you missed the biggest announcement in FFAWCW/FFAWCW history. The FFAWCW/FFAWF are now officially teamed up to fight against the CSDLWF/MWF threat."

*"The Great One!" music plays. John The Great One and all of the MWF and CSDLWF come out in celebration. John The Great One grabs a microphone*

John: "As you surely know by now, the FFAWF and FFAWCW will surely fall against this new threat. We truly have been under appreciated all these years! I mean, c'mon! We have been better than the stupid ol' FFAWF and the FFAWCW! I mean, we've had the best competition to grace the sqaured circle!"

*The audience chants "Pi is exactly three!" in unison. Math Man grabs the mike*

Math Man: "Wait now just a darn minute! I don't care what the heck you say. You see, we've finally learned what we need to be a success. Will you do the honors, The Great One?"

John: 'Why certainly. You see, after all these years, I figured out why you hated us. It was all because of one thing... MATH! You see, to base such a wrestling league of math is just plain nonsense! My vision of a greater world with the power of math is no longer! For we are THE ULTIMATE WRESTLING FEDERATION! WE ARE THE UWF!"

Jim Ross: "Why that's asinine! You can't change your suckiness just by changing your name! That's complete nonsense!"

John: "What, Mr. Ross? What are you saying? I don't remember being suck! I don't remember being the bottom of the league!"

Jim Ross: "Then you must be an idiot!"

John: "What! Idiot! Me? Why, you're crazier than Garamond! Trying to take on King Balk! Coudln't he see it coming!"

*Audience boos. One person throws a coke, and the man formerly known as Math Man gets it and drinks it.*

John: "Why you're booing us! You should be thanking us! Why did you change so suddenly! You used to like math before the commercial break? Oh, is it because I called you all idiots during the commercial break? Or is it because I put urine in all the coke?"

*Audience spits out coke and groans. They start chanting for Id, Michael, Garamond, and other FFAWF/FFAWCW stars, but nothing happpens*

John: "Why, I want to introduce you to the newest CSDLWF/UWF announcer, none other than the King himself, Jerry Lawler!"

*The King's music plays. A mixed reaction from the crowd. JR is in shock at this site. He is completely speechless*

Jim Ross: "Why, what are you doing here?"

Jerry: "My wife left me, you didn't offer me a job, so I thought I should join the winning side! The side with power! The mighty and potential UWF! The Alliance!"

King Balk: "Quiet down everyone. For, you see, I have clearly been dominating this league ever since I entered it. Being 8 time MWF, I mean UWF Champion, and 4 time UWF Tag Team Champion, you can truly see the quality that I possess. For, I am the king of Balkian Pride. I am the greatest being on the face of this planet! I am..."

*Garamond's music plays. He begins to make his way to the stage. The crowd cheers*

King Balk: "What? You must be an idiot? What some more, huh? You don't stand a chance! I am..."

Garamond: "... the king of losers! That's the only thing you can rule over, some stupid idiots dumber than you who can actually understand you inferior Balkian language."

King Balk: "Why you!"

Garamond: "You completely suck. Being an 8 time MWF, oh, I mean UWF Champion is meaningless! Think about it. The organization has been around maybe a year, and you've been champion 8 times? Why, I've been it twice, Math Man, or whatever you call yourself now, has been it once! Heck, even John The Great One had the title once! Oh, and let's not forgot that stupid freak Qunatum Zero, he's even had it! I mean, just look at your competetition. I mean, being two time UWF Champion was not one of my career highlights. Beating the Brooklyn Brawler is more prestigious than that!"

King Balk: "Tell me you did not just say that..."

Garamond: 'Dig it, sucka!"

*The crowd goes wild! Yay!*

Garamond: "You see, I'm not just out here to state the truth about the suckiness of the UWF, I'm here to challenge you King Balk. At Invasion, I challenge you, any match, any rules, for your UWF title."

*Garnada grabs the mike*

Garnada: "What just a darn minute, my dear equal brother. You see, the Holy Sword doesn't deserve to challenge a man of such a high calibur. So, even though you don't deserve it, I'll challenge you for my UWF IC Title."

Garamond: "Fine. Bring it on, sucka!"

Garnada: 'Heh... you see, this won't be a normal match. Why, I think I'll want a... I don't know... a Triple Cell Match! What about that? No rules! The first one to get the title and leave the cell is the winner. What about it?"

Jerry: "Garnada, you rule all! He sure is the greatest, beside King Balk of course."

JR: "Of course..."

Garamond: "You want your match, then you've got it! And King Balk, once I beat Garnada for the UWF IC title, I'm after you!"

Davis: 'Now just wait a minute! C'mon Garamond! You remember your days in the MWF or UWF or whatever. You know it's great! C'mon, don't fight, rejoin the Alliance! Live the life of a king!"

Garamond: 'Why, you must be dumber than Garnada."

Garnada: "I'm no fool, you dufud."

Garamond: "Woah! That's so intimidating. I guess I'll just have to show you intimidation."

*Garamond begins to go on against the Alliance, but stops half way. He then signals for the rest of the FFAWF/FFAWCW to come out. Garamond the rest go after the Alliance, but they quickly leave. The crowd is at their feet, and The King Lawler is eating food!*

Jim Ross: "My god! Who knows what can happen next! This surely will be the end of the UWF!"

Jerry: "By UWF you meant the FFAWF and the FFAWCW. And also, eat at whayever store. I'm starving."

-Break

May the Holy Sword Garamond...

Jim Ross: "We have just heard word that this will be a 6 man event! Who have no word on who the next opponents will be, but they should be coming shortly."

Jerry: 'You know, I really think that the Alliance is a catch nickname. You see, you are still called the FFAWF/FFAWCW while the Alliance is smoother."

Jim: "Any point?"

Jerry: "No. Why?"

Jim: "Oh boy."

Paul Heyman: 'Hey, I'm still here! Also, I've just got word that this match will be a four fall event. The first pin count will gain the UWF Hardcore Championship, while the second will gain the FFAWCW Hardcore title. The third count attains the CSDLWF Hardcore title, while the fourth will receive the FFAWF Hardcore title."

Jim: "So, it is a possibility that someone can gain 4 titles. Just note that the FFAWCW and the UWF Hardcore titles are not under the 24/7 ruling."

*Blade's music plays. He begins to stay outside and the crowd taunts. After his music, the screen becomes dark and a mysterious person comes from within the crowd.*

Jim: "Who in the world is that person?!"

Jerry: "Oh boy! It's none other than Quzatar Quan, the former 11 month UWF Hardcore Champion! I can't believe he came back! Oh boy."

Jim: "So you really didn't know about this?"

Jerry: "Well... uh... just selling it JR. You should know about that!"

*The match begins. With so many people, chaos is scattered throughout the outside. The refs try to gather them inside the cell, but they just get knocked out of the way. Soulwalker and Quzatar Quan make their way up the cell. Battling back and forth, Quzatar is able to hit the Quzatar Bomb (Powerbomb, but the other way around face first). Quzatar then grabs Soulwalker and Chokeslams him through the top of the cell, falling deep within the ring. Quzatar goes down, commands a ref to come in, and gains the FFAWCW Hardcore title.*

Jim: "My god! The power of Quzatar is astounding! I never thing anything like it!"

Jerry: "Yay, you wouldn't. You've been working in the FFAWF too long."

*Quzatar begins to taunt in the middle of the ring. Spike and Conflagration (Math Burner) begin to make their way to the top. Jack Flash, hitting the Klowning Around on Blade, make his way to ring seeing Quzatar in complete dominance. Just before Quzatar gets yet another pin, Jack Flash is able to break it up."

Jim: "Jack Flash broke up the count! The FFAWF will not fall down!"

*On the top of the ring, Spike and Conflagration see the knocked out Blade. Spike goes jumping inside the ring, while Blade is helped by Conflagration. With the overnumbering Alliance members, Jack Flash and Soulwalker are completly devastated by the Alliance members. Blade gets a barb-wire bat, much to the ovation of the crowd, and begins to brutally assault Soulwalker and Jack Flash. Each Alliance member then grabs Soulwalker. Quzatar hits the Quzatar Bomb yet again. Spike hits the Acid Drop straight onto the bat, cracking open Soulwalker skull. Conflgration his The Burn, and Blade gets in the Scythe Blade. Jack Flash is layed out in the middle of the ring. All Alliance member get on the turnbuckle, and they hit a four way attack. Conflagration gets the pin on Soulwalker to attain the UWF Hardcore Title. Spike gets the pin of Jack Flash to gain the CSDLWF Hardcore title, while Blade gets the pin of Soulwalker, the third pin on Soulwalker, for the FFAWF Hardcore Championship. The pound away of Jack Flash and Soulwalker, throwing the bard wire bard on the one last time, and leave. EMTs quickly come out to help Souwalker and Jack Flash*

Jim Ross: "My god! The FFAWF and FFAWCW sure had fallen to the likes of the Alliance! A deep wound has been put into the hearts of every FFAWF and FFAWCW fan and member alike! This truly is a dark day in FFAWF and FFAWCW history!"

Jerry: "Oh, and one more thing. I would like to wish Soulwalker, Jack Flash, and the rest of the FFAWCW and FFAWF a nice day. Heh..."

End

Jim Ross: "Welcome you another exciting edition of... well... FFAWF wrestling!"

Jerry: "Tonight we have three exciting matches. Grippe will be defending the FFAWF IC title against none other than the Unholy Knight Garnada. Not only that, but the FFAWF Tag Team Titles are on the line! Cosmo Man and Garamond will be defending the title against none other than Qunatum Zero and Neo Zero, the UWF Tag Team Champions. Not only this, but Blade will be defending the FFAWF Hardcore Title against Darkwolf! Oh what matches we have tonight!"

*John The Great One's music plays and he comes into the ring with a legion of wrestlers. Alongside him is Davis, holing the CSDLWF federation title. John has the microphone, getting booed and stuffed thrown at him. He gets the coke thrown at him and throws it back to the crowd, laughing at every last one of them*

John: "You saw in the cell match who was the dominant team! You saw the Alliance appropriate not one, but two titles from the FFAWL. Ha! You suck! You people cheer for a league that has no potential whatsoever. We are the wave of the future! We are the Alliance! We will rule this business and run you into the ground!!!"

*The microphone is handed over the Davis. The audience is held back by security. An old woman is taken out for throwing her dentures at Davis*

Davis: 'Oh! Stupid lady. Well, whatever the reason, you seem to hate us! Oh, well, who really cares. Why should I even care if you, people who can generate me money... let me reword what I just said. C'mon! Don't hate the Alliance! We are the wave of the future! We are the way to go. Well, I don't think you'll ever agree, so I'll just get right to it. Today, we are proud to present the CSDLWF title holder! Firstly, me, the king of the CSDLWF, is the CSDLWF Federation champion! *audience boos* What? Oh, you're all just jealous. Next, the CSDLWF IC Champ, Crimson! *audience boos again! Why!* Oh, who really cares. The Euro Champ... none other than the master of ends, who cares, but give it up for none other than Quatre! Oh yes! *audience hold up boo signs. They're tired* The CSDLWF Hardcore Champ, you know him! Spike! And finally, weighing in at whatever, the CSDLWF Tag Team Champions, Makoman and Iammadmak! Oh, just cheer for them! *boos* Oh, yes, I can..."

*Garamond's music plays. He says nothing, but quickly the FFAWL music plays. The whole entire FFAWL come out and attack. The Alliance stays, and everyone begins fighting. However, the fight disperses backstage. King Balk hits a Balkian Slam on Grippe, and no other FFAWL wrestler remains in the ring. Garnada gets a ref, gets Grippe up and hits the Unholy Sword Destru and gains a three count by Alliance referee Nicky Patrick. The Alliance has already struck!*

Backstage: Grippe is mad for losing the title in such a way. She says it be cheating, but is jumped by Garanda. Garamond comes and chases off Garnada, and readies himself for his match.

Cosmo Man and Garamond against Quantum and Neo Zero for the FFAWF Tag Team Titles

*The match begins with Cosmo Man and Neo Zero. Cosmo is able to get in some heavy clotheslines to start things off, but Neo Zero hits a DDT that gets Cosmo Down. Neo Zero goes for the pin, but only gets a one count. Neo Zero then hits the Flowing DDT, but still only gets a one count! Neo Zero now hits a Double Arm DDT, but only a two count! Neo Zero gets mad at the ref, but this allows Cosmo to go for a school boy for a two count. Cosmo then hits a nasty uppercut on Neo Zero. Both Neo Zero and Cosmo get a pin. Garamond and Quantum Zero battle it out. Garamond hits some good suplexes, and then goes for the Holy Sword Eternal, onto to have it countered into a neck breaker. Q0 goes for the pin, but only gets a 2 count. Garamond battles back with a few clotheslines of his own, but Q0 hits "The Kick" (Rounhouse Dropkick 2) and goes for the pin, but Cosmo Man break it up. Garamond is able to hit a flying cross body, and both men are down. The ref begins counting, and slowing Garamond and Q0 get the tag. Cosmo Man come bursting in, hitting clotheslines to knock down Q0 and N0. Cosmo Man then hits the Meteor Slam, but the ref is being distracted by Garnada. Garamond goes outside and goes after Garnada. The ref tries to stop it, while Hey Dude! gets into ring, and Gores Cosmo Man. The ref stops chasing Garamond now, Neo Zero in the ring. Neo Zero hits the Neo Nuclear Bomb and gets the three count to become the FFAWF Tag Team Champions!

Winner and new FFAWF Tag Team Champs: Neo and Quantum Zero

*Backstage, Garamond is still after Garnada. The next match begins*

Blade against Darkwolf for the FFAWF Hardcore Title

*The match begins with Darkwolf heading to the ring. Once there, Blade's music plays, but he doesn'y come out. Darkwolf gets the mike and commands Blade to come out. However, Darkwolf is assaulted from behing by King Balk. King Balk delivers the Balkian Slam to Darkwolf, and the hits to 450 Splash! He tells Blade to come out, and Blade hits a Moonsault. However, Blade and King Balk decide make Darkwolf pay, and the deliver a Blade Balkian Slam to him. King Balk gets him, and then hits the Hyrurun Bomb onto a steel chair. Blade know goes for the pin, and retains his title with aid from King Balk.*

-End Show. I got a little tired of the llast match, so that why it be short and stuff. Have a nice day!

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