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Final
Fantasy Alpha RAW
King of the Ring Competition: 2nd Round
Hollywood Garamond against Vormav
Tag Team Turmoil Match
Kidd and Narren against madmak and Math Man
Tag Team Elimination Match
Magus Darkstar and Makoblade against Thursday and Batt
Submission Match
Leon against lain
Table Match
Pat against mog
Night Gown and Tuxedo Match
Megami against BDA
The Main Event
Fatal Four Way
Pimp Daddy Squall against King Balk against Cosmo against Grippe
Angle
finds Rage.
Angle: So Rage, how are you planning to defeat Draggy?
Rage: I'm gonna stink the place up!
Angle: Eh?
Rage: I'm gonna fart so much he won't be able to fight! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Angle: ...
Angle:
“Welcome to another edition of FFAWF RAW! Tonight will be a night
to remember. After last week’s steel cage match, it may see hard
to top. But don’t worry, we will. With the Night Gown and Tuxedo
match against Megami and BDA, the crowd will definitely have
something to cheer for. Pat and mog go one on one in a table match!
Hollywood Garamond faces off against his gWo buddy Vormav! And
what’s more, the main event is going to be a spectacle. With Balk
and Cosmo set for King of the Ring, we may see some action tonight.
It’s Pimp Daddy Squall, King Balk, Cosmo and Grippe in a Fatal
Four Way! And that’s all coming up tonight!”
King: “I’m looking forward to the Pimp Daddy my brother! His
escorts are mighty fine.”
*No Chance hits. Draggy makes his way down to the ring, microphone
in hand.*
Angle: “Well, whatever the case, it seems like Draggy’s ready to
start things off!”
Draggy: “Everyone, I’m sure you all saw what happened last week
on Smackdown! The gWo, Rage and Balk will have a lot fury coming
their way.”
Angle: “Don’t mess with the gWo!”
Draggy: “That’s why, tonight, I’m setting another match on the
King of the Ring Card. After Pat personally came asking for this, I
felt I should grant him his request. It’s going to be Pat against
Vormav, Falls Count Anywhere, at King of the Ring.”
King: “What? You traitor!”
Angle: “I know.”
King: “Angle owns you all!”
Angle: “King speaks the truth.”
Draggy: “And I have one final note before I leave you all and head
back to business. Rage and I are facing off at King of the Ring, and
I thought that the first match should be something special. His
farting has led me to believe that this match should be none other
than a normal singles. That why at King of the Ring it’s going to
be none other than a ladder match.”
Angle: “Heh… there’s no title to get?”
King: “I think it just means ladders are legal and it’s a
pinfall, Angle.”
Angle: “Oh… you’re smart King.”
King: “I know. Hogan was a loser and you deserve this announcing
job Angle.”
Draggy: “Thank you all. And may you…”
*Rage’s music hits, and he makes his way down to the titantron,
stopping, with microphone in hand.*
Rage: “Waaah! Waah! I’m Draggy! I can’t win normally so I
cheat like a stupid stupid head! Waaah!”
Draggy: “Stop crying, Rage.”
Rage: “Waah! I abuse my power because I can! Waaah!”
Dragyg: “That’s a nice impression of yourself, you know.”
Rage: “Don’t make me go down there and fart up the place.”
Draggy: “Heh, I’m ready with burritos of my own.”
Rage: “Oh, you don’t even want to mess with me. And you making
the match a ladder match is all fine with me. You see, I’m a super
ninja. Yes I am. You people don’t believe it, but I can fly and
jump and do all those crazy spins. You just earned yourself a one
way ticket to loser land.”
Draggy: “Super ninja? Well… against dragon… I don’t know
which is better…”
*Hollywood Garamond and Vormav come from behind and knock down
Draggy. Rage comes down to the ring and helps the duo. Vormav hits
the Vormav Slam, and Rage then goes for the Razor’s Edge. After he
hits it, Sexy Boy hits. Darkstar, Makoblade and Pat come rushing to
the ring. Hollywood Garamond and Rage make a run for it, but Vormav
is left behind by Pat. Pat goes for the Pat Pack Slam and knocks out
Pat. Pat then gets Vormav and hits the Show Stopper, leaving him own
and out in the ring. The Alliance, with Pat, stand strong in the
middle of the ring.*
-Commercial
-Backstage
*Hollywood Garamond goes back to the gWo locker room and finds King
Balk, inside, waiting for him.*
Balk: “I see you’ve made it.”
Hollywood Garamond: ‘What in the world do you want?”
Balk: “Just listen. I’m sure you’ll be more than happy to
agree to my terms.”
Hollywood Garamond: “Brother, I’m all ears.”
Submission
Match
Leon against lain
*Leon’s music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: “And introducing first in this Submssion Match, he is the
challenger, Leon!”
*lain music hits, and she quickly makes her way down to the ring.
She gets Leon from behind and quickly goes for an armbar takedown.
Leon gets to the ropes and breaks the hold. lain waits for Leon to
get back up and goes for a backdrop. Leno counters, locks on the
wristlock and goes for a backdrop suplex. Leon hits it, and goes for
the leg lock immediately after. lain tries to break out of the hold,
but Leon applies more pressure. lain slowly inches her way to the
rope, and makes it. Leon breaks the hold, and goes for a snap suplex
on lain. lain counters and suplexes Leon on the ropes and out of the
ring. lain goes to the turnbuckle and goes for a flying cross body
as Leon gets up. lain hits it, but both she and Leon are knocked
out. lain gets up, and hits a leg drop right to Leon’s groin. Leon
screams in pain as lain sends him back into the ring. lain applies
the abdominal stretch on Leon. Leon tries to go break out, but
isn’t able to overpower lain. Leon gathers strength and eventually
powers out of the hold. Leon goes in for a clothesline knockdown on
lain, but lain evades and quickly goes in for a bulldog. While Leon
is down, lain goes up high. She goes for the Butterfly Blitz just as
Leon gets up. She quickly turns the move into a Boston Crab and goes
for the submission yet again. Leon, in a mad rush of strength and
despair, makes his way to the ropes. lain Leon back, and Leon is
still riding in pain.*
Angle: “Grand Leon, brother! You can do it!”
*Leon goes for the ropes again, but lain gets Leon back in the
middle of the ring. Leon gets his arms and hits lain in the back,
and then gets his legs free. Leon gets back up, and then goes for
the left armed clothesline. Leon waits for lain to get back up and
then hits a DDT. Leon then goes for the sleeper hold with scissors,
stopping the rush of blood the legs. lain slowly begins to lose
strength. The ref lifts lain arms. It falls. He tries once more, but
to no avail. He tries one last time, but lain gets her arm up at the
seconds. Leon locks on the move even tighter, but lain manages in
elbows to the face of Leon to break up the hold. lain battles out
and gets back up, but Leon knocks her back down with clothesline.
Leon taunts in glory, but lain get Leon in a school boy and then
quickly goes for the camel clutch. Leon reaches for the ropes, but
to no avail. Leon is riding in pain and just moments away from
tapping.*
Angle: “Leon! Do your best! You can do it!”
*Leon reaches for the ropes again, but again he’s too far away.
lain locks on the hold even further stretching his back and neck of
Leon. Leon goes for the ropes one last time. He misses. Leon has no
choice but to tap. He begins to submit, but right before he does,
the hold is broken. Batt, from behind breaks the hold, and the ref
is powerless to call for the disqualification. Batt gets lain and
hits the Redemption. Batt leaves, leaving lain laid out in the
middle of the ring. Leon takes advantage and knocks the Grand Leon.
lain, riding in pain, reaches for the ropes, but now he suffers the
same predicament Leon did oh just moments before. Leon arches the
hold even further back, literally breaking lain’s back in two.*
Angle: “lain’s gotta tap!”
*Leon face is mad with rage. He’s enjoying crippling lain with the
Grand Leon. Megami, from behind, breaks the hold and hits the
Perfect Origami. Megami leaves the ring, with both lain and Leon
down and out. Leon slowly gets back up, and goes after lain yet
again. lain hits a low blow and then goes for a facebuster. Leon
counters and sends lain to the ropes. She gets lain and then hits
Mobster Bomb. Leon goes for the Grand Leon yet again. lain has no
choice but to tap.*
Angle: “He did it, brother! Wooh!”
King: “Hm… had help from that cage match last week he did! HE
DID!”
Winner by Submission: Leon
-Backstage
*King Balk leaves the gWo locker room with a sense of satisfaction.*
*Draggy enters his room, and suddenly begins to faint.*
Draggy: “This room is smelly…”
*Draggy falls face first. Laughter is herd, and Rage appears from
behind the tree.*
Rage: “I told you my fart was devastating. And you didn’t
believe me. Tsk squared.”
-Commercial
-Backstage
*Macho Man goes into Darkstar’s locker right after snapping into a
Slim Jim.*
Macho Man: “Brother Darkstar! You not going to dig this.”
Darkstar: “What?”
Macho Man: “No times for games. Mako’s out cold!”
*Darkstar follows Macho Man and finds Mako laying unconscious in the
backstage area.*
Macho Man: “I’m not digging it.”
*Darkstar leaves in a mad rage and heads for Draggy’s office. He
goes in and faints.*
Rage: “No one sees to learn…”
Tag Team Turmoil: 2nd Round
Kidd and Narren against madmak and Math Man
*Math Music hits! Yaysy! Madmak and Math Man make their way down to
the ring.*
Bob: “And introducing first, they are Math Men and foes alike,
madmak and Math Man!”
*Kidd’s music hits. Narren and Kidd make their way down to the
ring.*
Bob: “And introducing next, they are the team of Kidd and
Narren!”
*madmak and Kidd start things off. Madmak goes for suplex. He hits
it and goes for an elbow drop quickly thereafter. Kidd evades it,
gets back to her feet and knocks down madmak with a spinning wheel
kick. Kidd gets madmak back up and irish whips him to the
turnbuckle. Kidd goes for a dropkick, but madmak stays at the ropes.
Kidd misses and falls to the mat with madmak quickly coming in and
getting in some kicks to her back. Kidd gets back up and goes for a
neckbreaker, but madmak counters and Kidd to the ropes. Madmak gets
in a devastating back body drop and goes for the pin. 1…2…2!
Kidd kicks out before the count of three.*
Angle: “King, so you like money?”
King: “Of course I do. It’s wonderful.”
*madmak gets Kidd back up and goes for the iMakattack. Kidd gets in
a few punches to mak’s gut to get out of the hold, and quickly
goes behin mak and goes for a nicely delivered backdrop. She goes
for the bridge. 1…2…2! Madmak kicks out before the count of
three. Kidd goes to the turnbuckle and then goes for the Bandit’s
Way, but madmak evades it and quickly gets Kidd into a dragon
sleeper while she’s down. Kidd battles back, sending madmak to her
corner of the ring. She tags in Narren, and sets madmak on the top
of the turnbuckle. Narren and Kidd deliver a double suplerplex to
madmak. Narren quikly goes for the pin. 1…2…2! Math Man breaks
up the count before the count of three, and the match continues.*
Angle: “So King, you watching the match?”
King: “No. I’m calling some escorts.”
Angle: “Get me one too.”
King: “Gotcha.”
*Narren gets madmak and goes for a snap suplex. She hits it and goes
for the pin.1…2…2! madmak gets his foot on the ropes right
before the three count. Narren gets madmak up, but madmak battles
back with rights and lefts to the stomach, and goes to the ropes and
comes rushing in a forearm smash. Madmak hits it, and both Narren
and madmak are knocked down. Madmak slowly goes up, and rushes
towards his corner to tag in Math Man. Math Man gets Narren and goes
for a brainbuster. He hits it and quickly goes for the pin.
1…2…2! Narren kicks out. Math Man gets Narren and goes for the
Math Driver, but Narren counters and goes for the Super Kick. She
hits it, and tags in Kidd. Kidd comes in and goes for the Twist of
Fate on Math man. She hits it. Madmak comes rushing in, but Narren
hits a Super Kick just as he’s about to break up the count.
1…2…3! Kidd wins the match*
Kidd pinned Math Man
Winner by Pinfall: Kidd and Narren
-Backstage
*Draggy slowly gets up and back to consciousness, and then falls and
faints again.*
-Commercial
Table
Match
Pat vs. mog
*mog's music hits, and he makes his way to the ring.*
*The Big Show theme hits, and Pat walks down to the ring. mog meets
Pat halfway there, and they begin trading punches. Pat dodges a
punch, graps mog, and gives him a headbutt. mog sways back, and
enters the ring. Pat tries to get into the ring, but mog is beating
on him before he can even get through the ropes. mog pulls Pat
through the ropes, picks him up, and throughs him into the
turnbuckle.*
Angle: "You know, Pat really should win this match."
King: "Eh, I've always been a fan of the moogle."
*mog drives his elbow into Pat's chest, and Pat falls down. mog
picks Pat up, and hits the Darkwing Rider. mog goes for the pin, but
remembers that there are no pins in a Table Match. He leaves the
ring to get a table, but when he gets back into the ring, Pat is
waiting for him. Pat punches mog, throws him at the ropes, and hits
the Samoan Drop. As he sets mog back up to go through the table,
Vormav runs down the ramp. Pat drops mog, and goes after Vormav.
They exchange blows until Hollywood Garamond and BDA7DD get into the
mix. They all begin to beat on Pat, and walk away leaving the rest
for mog. mog pulls Pat into the ring, throws him onto the table,
climbs the turnbuckle, and hits a Flying Elbow Drop, sending Pat
through the table*
Winner: mog
*The gWo enters the ring, and assault Pat once more. Vormav hits a
Vormav Slam, and the gWo leave. Pat is left in the ring. without any
assistance.*
*The
Council hits and Batt and Thursday make their way down to the ring.
Batt talks on the microphone before the match begins.*
Batt: "You see, people, we came out here expecting a tag match,
but since Makoblade is somewhat beaten and... well... unable to
wrestle, the Council of Doom will have to show you just what a great
tag team can do to a lone man named Darkstar.*
*Sexy Boy hits, and Darkstar makes his way down to the titantron.*
Darkstar: "Before I start this match, I would like to introduce
my new tag team partner..."
*Cid's music hits, and he makes his way down to ring. Cid takes out
Batt as Darkstar works on Thursday. The match begins.*
Angle: "Go Council! You own us all!"
*Thursday goes after Darkstar with an undetected low blow to begin
things off, and then gets a clothesline takedown. He goes for the
pin. 1...2...2! Darkstar kicks out.*
Angle: "I own you all!"
*Thursday gets Darkstar and goes for suplex and then the pin.
1...Kick out. Darkstar gets Thursday and goes for a suplex of his
own. He goes for the elbow drop, and hits it. And another. And
another. He goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Thursday kicks out right
before three.*
Angle: "Wooh!"
*Darkstar gets Thursday and goes for the Scythe Blade, but Thursday
battles out and goes for the Reverse Death Valley. He hits it and
goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Cid breaks it up right before the three
count.*
Angle: "What?"
*Thursday goes for the Death Valley Driver, but Darkstar counters
and sends Thursday to his side of the ring. Darkstar tags in Cid and
then gets Thursday and hits a top rope backdrop. Cid goes for the
pin. 1...2...2! Batt breaks it up before the three count.*
Angle: "No! Yes? YES!"
*Thursday gets back up and goes for a DDT on Cid. He hits it, and
both men are down. He slowly gets back up and rushes to his corner.
Batt is tagged in.*
Angle: "Yaysy!"
*Batt goes in for a spear, but Cid dodges. Cid gets Batt and hits
the Highwind. Cid goes for the pin. 1...2... Kick out! Cid tags in
Darkstar and he goes for a top rope moonsault on Batt. He gets Batt
and now goes for the Meteo Slam. He hits it and goes for the pin.
Thursday comes to break up the count, but Makoblade, rushing in from
the crowd, pulls him off the mat. Darkstar goes for the pin.
1...2...3! Darkstar wins the match as Cid, Darkstar and Mako
celebrate their victory.*
Darkstar pins Batt
Winners by Pinfall: Darkstar and Cid
-Backstage
*Bob comes in with air freshener to Draggy's room.*
Bob: "Darkstar already fought his match and you're still
sleeping? Fo' shame."
King
of the Ring: 2nd Round
Hollywood Garamond against Vormav
*Voodoo Child hits. Hollywood Garamond makes his way down to the
ring, to much booing and the like. Such a shame, if you ask me, who
is the one and only Hollywood Garamond.*
Bob: “Introducing first, he is the leader of the Garamond World
Order, Hollywood Garamond!”
*Black and White hits, and Vormav makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: “And introducing next, he is a member of the Garamond World
Order, Vormav!”
*Vormav enters the ring. Garamond extends his hand for a cordial
greeting. Vormav and Garamond shake hands in middle of the ring to
much a boodom. The two go to their separate corners and the match
officially begins.*
Angle: “I know not who to root for.”
*Garamond goes after Vormav with a side suplex, and goes for a
dragon sleeper. Vormav battles out and goes for a suplex, but
Garamond counters and delivers one of his own. Garamond gets Vormav
and choke tosses him have way across the ring. Garamond picks up
Vormav and goes for the reverse suplex. Vormav gets out and hits a
big time back drop and goes to the bridge. Garamond powers out and
goes in for a gore. Vormav evades it and then goes for a
sharpshooter, but Garamond counters before the damage can be done.
Garamond gets Vormav and goes for a falling powerbomb. Vormav gets
out and goes for a quick neckbreaker and the pin. 1…2…2!
Garamond kicks out before the count of three.*
Angle: “Go Math Man!”
*Garamond gets back up and gores Vormav. Garamond gets him and goes
for a dragon suplex. Garamond hits and goes for the bridge.
1…2…2! Vormav kicks out before the count of three. Garamond gets
back up and irish whips Vormav into the turnbuckle. Garamond gets
Vormav and goes for a frankensteiner, but Vormav throws Garamond off
the turnbuckle and right into the ref. Vormav goes for and hits the
Bionic Elbow. He goes for the pin, but sees the ref is down. He goes
and tries to get him up, but Pat comes from crowd and irish whips
Vormav into the ropes and delivers a Pat Pack Slam. Garamond slowly
gets back up and then goes to the ropes and back to Vormav hitting
the Hollywood Leg Drop. Garamond goes for the pin. 1…2…3!
Garamond has defeated his fellow brother Vormav.*
Winner by Pinfall: Hollywood Garamond
*After the match, Garamond gets Vormav back up the gWo brothers head
backstage.*
-Backstage
*Booker T is interviewing BDA on his upcoming match.*
Booker: “Sucka, next up is you and Megami in a Night Gown and
Tuxedo match. And me oh my I’m going to enjoy it, sucka. Oh,
sucka, I am. But you, sucka, you seem like a sucka. You’re not
even wearing a good tuxedo. That looks like a piece…”
BDA: “So? It’s harder to get off.”
Book: “That may be a good thing. In this match, my brothers, the
winner is the first one to strip their opponent into their
undergarments. And if BDA somehow loses, everyone will be a bit
displeased.”
BDA: “What do you mean? I’m all out man, brother. I’m a sexy
boy.”
Book: “People can dream. I give you that. But this time I think
I’m going to have to cheer for you, sucka.”
BDA: “I guess that’s better than to cheer for that ho Megami.”
Book: “Well… I’d find you a ho after what you did a while
back, sucka.”
BDA: “This interview is over. Good day.”
*BDA rushes off.*
Book: “I guess he couldn’t dig it.*
*Book leaves.*
*Book returns.*
Book: “Sucka!”
(Backstage)
*Hollywood Garamond and Vormav are walking back to the locker room.*
Vormav: "You go one ahead, Garamond. I have to tinkle"
*Garamond walks into the locker room, only to see Pat waiting for
him*
Garamond: "Pat, my former brother. I don't know what you think
that you are doing, but you better get out of here before the gWo
runs wild on you and such."
*Pat walks up to Garamond, stares at him in the eyes for a moment,
and starts to leave. As Garamond truns around, Pat comes back,
knocks him over, and assaults him. Pat picks up Garamond, and
delivers unto him a Showstopper right into a conveniently placed
table.*
Pat: "Dig that, brother."
Night
Gown and Tuxedo Match
BDA against Megami
Bob: "I quit!"
*Bob leaves*
*Megami's music hits, and she makes her way down to the ring in oh
what a gown.*
Angle: "You see, that gown there will be hard to get off."
*BDA comes down to the ring, and then dances for no reason. He
enters and quickly tries to pull off Megami's night gown to the
cheer of the crowd.*
Angle: "I don't think anyone here wants Megami to win this
match."
King: "What about the people who like BDA?"
Angle: "Think about that."
King: "Okay..."
*BDA's efforts are in vain and soon enough Megami gets BDA and gives
him a good DDT, and begins to take off his overcoat. BDA gets up
before she can and then rips the back of her night gown. Megami
slaps BDA and then goes for a suplex. Megami hits it and gets BDA
and sets him up on the turnbuckle with his legs spread out. Megami
comes rushing in and gives BDA a low blow that he'll remember for
days to come.*
Angle: "Ah. BDA's losing..."
King: "Puppies!"
*Megami gets BDA and takes off his overcoat and throws it into the
crowd. He gets BDA's tries and chokes him with it. Megami then gets
BDA's shirt and begins to rip it, but BDA battles back and grabs for
Megami's chest. BDA gets slapped again, half way across the ring.
BDA gets Megami and goes for the Ping Bomber, but Megami delivers
another low blow. BDA truly is in a world of pain.*
King: "BDA is just too lucky..."
*Megami gets BDA slams him into the turnbuckle. He falls, and is the
bronco buster position. Megami thinks for a moment, but decides that
BDA doesn't deserve it. She gets BDA and goes for a superplex. She
hits it. Megami manages to get off BDA's shirt, and now his bare
chest is for all to see. Bleh.*
Angle: "Boo!"
King: "We want puppies!"
*Megami gets BDA and goes for the Perfect Origami. BDA is down and
out and ready to lose his last sense of pride. Suddenly, Voodoo
Child hits. Hollywood Garamond makes his way down to the ring.*
Angle: "Yaysy!"
*Hollywood Garamond goes inside and delivers a Holy Sword Slice!
right to Megami. Garamond goes to the turnbuckle and then goes for
the Hollywood Leg Drop. Hollywood Garamond leaves the ring and heads
for the backstage area when Pat comes from behind and assaults him.*
Angle: "Pat, one table didn't do him in! You better run
brother!"
*Vormav comes from behind with a steel chair and rams it into Pat's
back, leaving Garamond in position for the Holy Sword Eternal.
Garamond delivers, and Pat is left laid out. Garamond delievers one
last Hollywood Leg Drop to Pat. Oh my what a blow.*
Angle: "Go gWo go!"
*Back inside the ring, BDA takes great joy while he undresses
Megami. He slowly gets the dress off, taking his dear old time, and
wins the match, leaving Megami laid out for shame. For shame.*
Winner by Staying in Their Clothes: BDA
*After the match, lain comes out and helps Megami backstage. The
crowd cheers for one reason or another.*
-Commercial
-Backstage
Rage is eating burrito's to prepare for his match.
*fart*
He sniffs.
Rage: Yep, Draggy's going down.
Fatal
Four Way
Cosmo against King Balk against Grippe against Pimp Daddy Squall
Bill: "Since Bob quit, nobody's going to announce...
so..."
*The Ministry hits. Cosmo makes his way down to the ring. King Balk
rushes in right as Cosmo gets inside the ring and hits a Gore to
start things off. He goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Cosmo kicks out
just as the match starts.*
Angle: "Go Balky!"
*Pimp Daddy Squall and Grippe make their way down to the match. Balk
and Cosmo are in the ring trading blows, as Pimp Daddy strikes Cosmo
from behind. Cosmo goes after Pimp Daddy and goes for the military
press, but Balk comes rushing in with a Big Boot right to the face.
Grippe gets Balk from behind with a low blow and goes for the Crush
Linker. She goes for the pin. 1...1! Balk powers out.*
Angle: "There's no beating Balk."
*Balk gets Grippe and goes for a Chokeslam, but Cosmo comes from
behind and delivers a nice backdrop. Grippe and Pimp Daddy go for
the double team on Cosmo. The sends him to the ropes and then
delivers the sidewalk reverse DDT. Balk comes back up and goes for
the gore on Pimp Daddy. He avoids it, and Balk is sent flying
through the ropes. Grippe goes after Pimp Daddy with a clothesline,
but the Pimp Daddy evades and goes for a swinging neckbreaker. He
hits it, and gets Grippe back up. He goes for the double arm suplex
and rams Grippe right into the turnbuckle. Cosmo now goes after Pimp
Daddy and delivers a chokeslam. He goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Balk
breaks up the three count with a diving elbow drop from the top
rope. Balk and Cosmo go at it again. Cosmo sends Balk to the ropes,
but Balk goes rushing back with a scissors kick right to the face.
Balk gets Cosmo and sets him up for the Chokeslam. Balk chokes. Balk
lifts. Cosmo delivers a DDT from way up high. Both men are down.
Grippe goes to the turnbuckle and goes for the Frog Splash to Balk
as Pimp Daddy is up high and goes for the leg drop on Cosmo. They
both hit and goe for the pin. 1...2...2! Both Balk and Cosmo power
out before the count of three.*
Angle: "Wooh! This is better than Pie!"
King: "Don't lie!"
Angle: "I'm sorry..."
*Pimp Daddy and Grippe team up again and try to take down Cosmo and
Balk. Balk gets Pimp Daddy and tosses him outside of the ring
through the annoucers' table. Balk goes outside, and takes away the
padding until only cement can be seen outside. Balk gets Pimp Daddy
and goes for the Hyrurun Bomb, and sends Pimp Daddy right into the
cement. Oooh...*
Angle: "That's mustv've hurt."
*Back inside the ring, Cosmo gets ready to deliver the Tombstone to
Grippe. Balk gets back in the ring, and delivers the Backdrift DDT
to the Cosmo. He goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Cosmo kicks out before
the count of three. Grippe goes after Cosmo and Balk, but she is
flying outside the ring to the unprotected ground, knocking her out
cold.*
Angle: "Balk owns you."
*Balk and Cosmo go at it. Balk goes for another gore, but he misses
and goes for gore. Balk misses and delivers it right to ref. Balk
gets back up, and Cosmo sends him for the ride with a Chokeslam.*
Angle: "What?"
*Balk slowly gets back up, only to receive another Chokeslam. The
ref, still down, doesn't administer the count. Cosmo gets Balk and
goes for the Tombstone Pildedriver, when suddenly from behind
Hollywood Garamond hits Cosmo in the back with a sledgehammer.
Garamond gets it, and goes to the top rope. The sledgehammer is
pounded right into Cosmo and he's knocked out cold.*
King: "Garamond! You saved him!"
*With Grippe and Pimp Daddy still laid out outside of the ring, Balk
goes for the pin. The ref slowly gets up. 1...2...3! King Balk has
won the fatal four way in a great show of effort.*
Winner by Pinfall: King Balk
*After the match, Balk gets Cosmo and tosses him outside of the ring
where Grippe and Pimp Daddy are still down and out. Balk goes to the
tunbuckle and delivers a Shooting Star Press to all three of them.
Balk stares down at Cosmo and then leaves. The EMTs come out to
check on Grippe, Cosmo, and Pimp Daddy, but soon enough the Council
of Doom makes their way down to the ring. Leon gets Pimp Daddy and
hits him in the head with an iron rod. Blood is seen right across
the face of Pimp Daddy. Batt does the same to Grippe with the steel
iron rod, and both are knocked out. The Council now goes after
Cosmo, for the sheer reason he's knocked out. They deliver one heck
of a beating, when lain and Megami make their way down to the ring.
With steel chairs, they send the Council of Doom escaping for their
lives as RAW finishes with the sight of blood and gore. Oh
whateversy.*
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