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Final
Fantasy Alpha Smackdown!
Announcing Team:
Jim Ross: The one and only
Kurt Angle: Oh, it's true! It's true!
*Pyros go off, the stage is set and stuff, Smackdown! begins!*
JR: "Welcome to another edition, or I should say our first
edition of FFAWF Smackdown! Tonight should be a great night! We
begin the first of 8 matches in the King of the Ring elimination
series."
Angle: "Oh, JR, you know I should be in it."
JR: "I know, Angle. You're being screwed again. But that's not
the..."
Angle: "I agree. I am being screwed again. I'm going to have to
go out in the ring and tell everyone just how I feel."
*Angle heads down to the ring, with microphone in hand.*
JR: "Oh brother..."
*Angle goes into the ring, and begins to speak, only to hear the
"You Suck!" chants from the crowd.*
Angle: "Everyone, shut up! Shut up! You all know I deserve to
be in the King of the Ring competition! Draggy, you're screwing me.
Oh, it's true! It's true!"
*The crowd begins drinking water.*
Angle: "If anyone deserves a shot at the title, it's..."
*No Chance hits, and Draggy makes his way down to the ring. Draggy
goes inside, and takes Angle's mic away from him.*
Draggy: "Angle, you're not under contract as a wrestler. Just
get back to your announcing job and leave us be."
Angle: "If I get another gold medal..."
*Draggy searches in his pockets, and hands a gold medal to Angle.
Angle leaves and heads back to the announcing table.*
Angle: "Heh... another gold medal. That's three more than
anyone in this arena, I betcha..."
Draggy: "Now, back to business. You see, last RAW, the gWo
showed that they were a force to be reckoned with. And the only
reason is because I wasn't prepared for them. Starting from now,
however, I have a strategy. With the King of the Ring competition,
the gWo surely won't want to lose their place. If the gWo comes to
the aid of any of their members in the King of the Ring competition,
all three members will be disqualified from the event. With
Garamond, Vormav, and Pat all in qualifying matches, I'm sure that
the gWo will behave. Vormav and Pat, I have a little extra suprise
for you. On RAW, it will be black on black, if you catch my drift.
Vormav and Pat will face off one on one this RAW!"
*The crowd cheers*
Angle: "Woah, now that's something."
JR: "I gotta agree with you there."
Draggy: "And furthermore, BDA may not be so happy with his
opponent tonight. BDA will face none other than me, the great Dragon
of doom!"
JR: "It just keeps on getting better and better."
Draggy: "And that's all you'll be seeing tonight. Mako against
Thursday, Rage against Darkstar, and Megami against KLoWn! Oh, it
will be a night to remember!"
*Black and White hits, but the gWo don't show up anywhere.*
Draggy: "What in the world is this? Show yourselves!"
*The arens goes black*
JR: "What is this?"
*The lights go back up, and Draggy is laid out in the ring yet
again.*
JR: "The gWo has struck again! Those rotten dogs!"
Angle: "But the gWo hasn't arrived yet..."
JR: "Then what is this? What in the world is this? Draggy gets
beaten by the hands of the gWo on RAW, and now this? This isn't
right!"
Angle: "I like my gold medals..."
Mick Foley: "Have a nice day!"
Angle: "Hi! Foley, how you doing?"
JR: "Commercial..."
Angle: "Oh, bye!"
*The
Ho Train goes for another round here on Smackdown! He makes his way
down to the ring, with escorts and none other than the Hulkster
himself!*
Pimp Daddy: "Everyone, it's time yet again for the Pimp Daddy
to be pimpin' his lady escorts! They're the finest piece of lady
that you'll ever lay your hands on. And right now, I'm giving each
and every fan here a sale. Pay for one escort, and my brother you'll
get another! I'm just trying to help a brother out."
Hogan: "Pimp Daddy here is the best. Let me tell you, you won't
be disappointed. I sure wasn't, and heck, the price Pimp Daddy's
asking for is nothing compared to what you're getting."
Pimp Daddy: "You heard that right, folks. Hogan himself was
pleased with my escorts. You all should get yourself some of what
Hogan got last time on RAW. Belive me, it is well worth my price of
2 pennies! I'm practically giving away pleasure because..."
*Leon's music hits, and he makes his on the titantron.*
Leon: "Pimp Daddy, before you go around making a little
business, I just have to tell you about something I call
'Protection." You sell, your business is a good one. I'll give
you that. But if you don't pay the right people, well, you're
business may just end up going down the drain, if you catch my
drift."
*The crowd boos Leon.*
Pimp Daddy: "Woah! Woah! Hold on a minute, Leon. I think I know
what it is you want. You want some of these ladies to treat you a
night that you'll."
Leon: "I'll cut your throat quicker than I can eat an ice cream
sundae if you don't shut your trap."
Hogan: "Brother, what are you doing? I'm sure all these fans
here don't give a rat's bottom about 'Protection,' I'm sure all of
them came here for what the Pimp Daddy is offering. Ain't I
right?"
*The crowd chants for the Pimp Daddy. Leon is of the titantron in a
rage of fury.*
Leon: "SILENCE! You'll do as I tell you to do, Pimp Daddy. If
you don't want any protection, then what happens... happens."
Pimp Daddy: "Is that supposed to be some kind of threat my
pal?"
Leon: "I'm not your pal. And it's not a threat, it's just
simply the way things will go if you don't follow my simple
rules."
Pimp Daddy: "Leon, all you need is some of my escorts! Come on,
just take a couple of them!"
Leon: "You don't seem to understand."
Pimp Daddy: "I think you're the one who doesn't understand,
brother."
Leon: "This was a waste of time. Well, let me tell you, I have
my connections."
Pimp Daddy: "And these fans want connections to my escorts.
Just get you silly ol' behind out of the arena and back home where
the fans want you."
Leon: "You don't know anything. I have my connections, my
friends, my own protection as one might say. It may be tonight,
tomorrow, but I'm telling you, if you don't get your own protection,
soon enough you won't be needing any."
*Leon leaves, and Pimp Daddy quickly begins talking about his
escorts yet again.*
Pimp Daddy: "Now that that's that, let me continue. You see,
these escorts are grade A quality. You..."
*Black and White hits, but the gWo isn't anywhere in sights. The
arena goes black yet again, and Garamond, Vormav, and Pat are seens
right behind Pimp Daddy. Garamond knocks down Pimp Daddy, and the
escorts make a run for it. Hogan tries to battle back, but Pat hits
a Pat Pack Slam, knocking the wind out of Hogan. Garamond goes to
the top rope, and hits a elbow drop on the defenseless Pimp Daddy.
The gWo then leaves through the crowd.*
-Backstage
*Leon is watching what just happenned on his TV backstage, and
begins laughing. Kidd suddenly bursts into the room.*
Kidd: "Did you have anything to with what just happened?"
Leon: "Me? Why, I had no idea."
Kidd: "Don't toy with me. We can't let the gWo run wild like
that."
Leon: "But I had nothing to with it. The gWo and I have our
separate agendas."
Kidd: "If it turns out you were involved, believe me, you'll
pay."
*Kidd leaves Leon's room*
Leon: "Heh... do your worst."
Angle: "And up next is our first of four qualifying matches
tonight! Mako will go one on one with none other than Thursday! You
won't want to miss it!"
(Backstage)
*Pat and Vormav are sitting in the locker room*
Pat: "That was pretty damned fun."
Vormav: "That sucka certainly must learn to dig the gWo!"
*Suddenly, Hogan breaks into the room, and assaults Pat. Vormav
tries to stop him, but is thrown into a locker. Hogan continues to
beat on Pat, and then leaves when he hears Garamond coming. Garamond
arrives to find Pat badly beaten, and Vormav just getting up*
King
of the Ring Qualifying Match #1
Mako against Thursday
*Thursday's music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing first in the first King of the Ring
qualifying match-ups, weighing in at whatever, Thursday!"
*Makoblade's music hits, and he rushes towards the ring.*
Angle: "Oh, this should be a..."
JR: "Slobberknocker!"
Angle: "I was going to say that!'
JR: "You can't. It's mine."
*Mako begins off with a suplex. He goes for a elbow drop and hits.
He goes for a quick pin, but Thursday easily manages to kick out.
Thursday gets back up, and clothesline Mako. Thursday goes for the
outsider pin, but Mako counters with a small package. 1...2... kick
out.*
JR: "Another near fall."
*Thursday kicks Mako in the midsection and goes for a DDT. Thursday
locks on the camel clutch, but Mako is able to get to the ropes.
Thursday is leering at Mako, and quickly goes in and hits a spinning
wheel kick on Mako. Thursday goes for the pin, but Mako gets up
before the count of three.*
Angle: "Smackdown! is on Thursday!"
JR: "Yes, Angle. We know that."
Angle: "Wooh!"
JR: "They're not paying me enough for this job..."
*Thursday kicks the downed Mako in the midsection a few times and
finally picks him back up. Thursday hits an Inverted Atomic Drop,
and goes for the Evenflow DDT. Mako counters with punches to the
midsection and battles back with a DDT of his own. Mako hits a leg
drop and quickly goes for the pin, but Thursday kicks out at two.*
Angle: "I am so great! I am so great!"
*Mako scissors sweeps Thursday and locks on the Fujiwa Armbar.
Thursday quickly gets to the ropes, breaking the hold. Mako side
suplexes Thursday, and then goes to the tunrbuckle. He tries a top
rope leg drop, but misses. Thursday goes for the pin, but Mako kicks
out before 2. Thursday quickly hits an Evenflow DDT on Mako, and
goes for the pin. Mako manages to kick out before the count of
three. Thursday goes for Reverse Death Valley, but Mako counters and
connects with a Double Arm Backbreaker. Mako goes for the pin, but
only gets a two count. Mako waits for Thursday to get up, and goes
for the Triple Sword. Thursday dodges, and goes for a school boy.
1...2... 2! Mako kicks out. Thursday goes for a clothesline, but
Mako avoids it, and goes for the Triple Sword yet again. Mako hits,
and quickly goes for the pin. 1...2...3!*
Bob: "And the winner is Mako!"
Angle: "I could've won in that match."
JR: "I know..."
Winner by Pinfall: Mako
-Backstage
*Garamond, with steel chair in hand, is backstage searching for
Hogan.*
Garamond: "Come on Hulkster! You can't run from the gWo!"
*Garamond continues searching, and suddenly Hogan assaults him from
behind with a steel chair. Garamond gets knocked down, but Pat and
Vormav get the Hulkster from behind. Garamond lays Hogan's head on
the steel chair, and gives him a one man Conchairto.*
Garamond: "You better no mess with us again, brother."
*The screen now goes over to Draggy's office, where he's recovering
from the assault he received earlier. Math Man comes into the office
to tell Draggy what just happened.*
Math Man: "Draggy! The gWo just assaulted the Hulkster! They've
struck again!"
Draggy: "I've had it with the gWo. We have to get rid of them
tonight."
Math Man: "But how can we?"
Draggy: "Simple. We'll have a six man tag. It'll be the gWo
against the Pimp Daddy, Cid, and you!"
Math Man: "The gWo won't have it their way tonight."
Draggy: "And if they even think on striking again, they'll get
what's coming to them."
Angle: "Woah! That should be something!"
JR: "It'll be quite a slobberknocker. You won't want to miss
it!"
-Commercial
King
of the Ring Qualifying Match #2, Round 1
Shin Magus Darkstar against Rage
*Magus Darkstar's music hits, and he makes his way to the ring.*
Bob: "This match is scheduled for one fall! And introducing
first, from General Chat Mod Land, Magus Darkstar!"
*Rage's music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing next, coming for the land of mod newbies
guys blah blah, Rage!"
*Rage begins the match with a suplex. He goes for an elbow drop, but
misses. Darkstar knocks down Rage with a clothesline and locks on an
armbar. Rage quickly gets to the ropes, breaking the hold. Darkstar
goes for a DDT, but Rage battles out and irish whips Darkstar. Rage
hits a big body drop, and goes for the cover, but Darkstar kicks out
before the count of three.
Angle: "Rage should've won it."
*Rage battles back with rights and lefts, and goes for a vertical
suplex. Darkstar counters in mid-air and goes for a neckbreaker. He
hits, and both Darkstar and Rage are knocked out. Rage and Darkstar
slowly get up. Rage delivers a right hand, but Darkstar blocks and
delivers a right hand of his own. Darkstar continue the assault, and
irish whips him to the turnbuckle. Darkstar hits a body splash, and
then goes for a bulldog. He hits, and goes for the pin. 1...2... 2!
Rage got his foot on the ropes!*
JR: "Another near fall! Boo!"
*Darkstar gets back up, and goes for a brainbuster. He connects, and
goes for the pin. Rage kicks out before 2 amazingly. Rage goes for a
spear to Darkstar, but he avoids it. Darkstar gets the unweary
Darkstar and hits the Scythe Blade. He goes for the pin, but
Darkstar manages to kick out yet again. Darkstar tries to finish
Rage off with the Ancient Prophecy, but Rage gets in a low blow and
quickly goes for a school boy. He gets his foot on the ropes for
leverage. 1...2...3! Rage has won the match!*
Angle: "Now that's the way to win it!"
*Darkstar, furiated that Rage cheated for the victory, knocks Rage
out cold with the Ancient Prophecy at the end of the match. He goes
to the turnbuckle and hits a moonsault, and the refs have to come to
get Darkstar out of the ring. Rage slowly gets up with scorn in his
eyes.*
Winner by Pinfall: Rage
-Commercial
-Backstage
*In the gWo locker room, they're discussing tonight's match.*
Garamond: "No worries, tonight we will be victorious. There
won't be anything to stop us."
Pat: "Brother, I dig it."
Vormav: "I dig it."
Garamond: "Dig it."
Pat: "Let's go get some Shaq Packs. They are the best
brother."
Garamond: "Oh, let's all go to the Shaq Land! Let's all go to
the Shaq Land! Let's all go to the Shaq Land! And get ourselves some
treats!"
Vormav: "I'm digging it."
*The gWo leaves and heads to Shaq Land.*
King of the Ring Qualifying Match #3
KLoWn against Megami
*Circus music plays! KLoWn makes his way down to the ring!*
Bob: "And introducing first! He is from the land of the best!
Mr. KLoWn! The best of the funny guys!"
*Megami's music hits. She makes her way down to the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing next, perhaps a person who is whatever
and Bob knows what whatever is. Megami!"
*KLoWn begins hits assault once Megami enter the ring. With an
orthodox style, KLoWn battles Megami with oversized shoes. Megami
goes for a clothesline, but KLoWn bounces right back up and
headbutts Megami. KLoWn goes for a suplex, but Megami counter with a
suplex of her own. She goes for the pin, but it is an easy kick out
for KLoWn. KLoWn charges with a diving shoulder, knocking down
Megami. KLoWn waits for her to get up, and goes in for the sleeper.
Megami counters and goes for a reverse DDT. She hits and goes for
the pin. 1...2...2!*
Angle: "Clowns are the best! Red nose rubber!"
*KLoWn goes gets hits to the stomach, and begins to dance like a
weird person. KLoWn goes for a final punch, but Megami dodges and
hits a side kick. She goes for the pin, but KLoWn gets out before 2.
KLoWn just stands there and laughs, while Megami charges after him
with a flying lariat. KLoWn dodges, and quickly goes for the Queen
Angelicto Stretch. Megami is riding in pain, but doesn't give up.
She battles out and quickly locks on an armbar on KLoWn. KLoWn gets
to the ropes, and the ref stops the hold.*
JR: "Buy my BBQ sauce!"
*KLoWn and Megami both get up. KLoWn goes after Megami, but Megami
dodges and hits a front face bulldog. Megami goes for the pin, but
the ref is still knocked down. Megami goes to help the ref, but a
little midget clown comes and humps on her lep. Megami tries to get
him off, but KLoWn gets a seltzer bottle and sprays Megami. Blinded
for that moment, KLoWn goes for and hits the KLoWning Around. The
ref gets up, and KLoWn goes for the pin. 1...2...3! KLoWn has done
it with a little help from a good friend!*
Angle: "And midgets... excellent match."
JR: "Lucky midget..."
*Megami laughs it off after the match, and all is well in the land
of FFAWF.*
JR: "And up next is what you've been waiting for! Draggy
against BDA! Oh, you won't want to miss it!"
Winner by Pinfall: KloWn
*The
gWo at Shaq Land*
Garamond: “We’ll be having three Shaq Packs.”
Order Dude Guy: “Is that all, Mr. Leader of the gWo?”
Garamond: “Yes. And make to go. Super size, brother.”
Order Dude Guy: “Gotcha.”
Pat: “Oh, this is going to be a feast. With the sourdough, bacon,
cheddar cheese, oh me oh my! I know this is going to be good.”
Vormav: “I’m digging it.”
Order Dude Guy: “Your order is ready Mr. Leader Dude Guy.”
Garamond “Thanks.”
*Garamond tips him a penny.*
Garamond: “You better use the tip wisely.”
King of the Ring Qualifying Match #4
BDA against Draggy
*BDA’s music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: “And introducing first! He is the one and the only! Mr. BDA!”
*No Chance hits, and Draggy makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: “And introducing the person we love because he signs my
paycheck, all 3 cents, Draggy!”
*BDA quickly assaults Draggy, knocking him down with oh what a kick.
BDA gets Draggy back up and delivers more kicks to the midsections.
BDA hits a gutwrench suplex and goes for the pin. 1…2… kick
out.*
Angle: “BDA oh BDA why don’t you spell like CDO?”
*BDA gets Draggy in a snap suplex, and goes for the pin yet again.
Draggy kicks out before the count of two. Draggy tries to get back
on the offensive and goes for a double arm suplex. He hits it.
Draggy goes and locks on the Mexican surfboard. BDA fights out of
the move, and hits a clothesline on Draggy. BDA then goes for a leg
drop and the pin, but Draggy yet again manages to kick out.*
Angle: “Go BDA! YOU CAN DO IT!”
*BDA locks on the Boston crab, and Draggy is left screaming in pain.
Draggy tries to get to the ropes, but BDA doesn’t let go of the
move. The ref finally breaks the hold, leaving Draggy on the mat in
great pain. From the crowd, mog makes his way towards Draggy and
hits him upside the head with a steel chair. The referee calls for
the bell, giving Draggy the win.*
Angle: “Now that’s the way to lose!”
*Black and white hits, and Garamond, Pat, and Vormav head towards
the ring. Garamond signals for mog to hit the Salt Lake Smash, which
he soon scores against Draggy. Pat gets Draggy right back up, and
irish whips him, only to 3-D him with aid from Vormav. Garamond goes
up high and hits yet another elbow drop.*
JR: “TWO TIMES IN ONE NIGHT! STOP THIS!”
Angle: “Go gWo! You are my heroes!”
*BDA gets Draggy and hits the Ping Bomber. Draggy is left lying in
the ring yet again. The gWo stand tall inside of the ring, aside mog
and BDA.*
JR: “This can’t be!”
*The Ho Train hits, and Pimp Daddy Squall, FSPilot, the Hulkster,
Mako, Math Man, and Darkstar make a mad rush to the ring, steel
chairs in hand. The Pimp Daddy hits BDA right between the eyes. The
Hulkster is too tired to swing his chair. Oh well. Garamond tries to
stand his ground, but the numbers are too overwhelming. Garamond and
the gWo, mog and BDA make a run for it.*
Angle: “NO! NO! NO!”
JR: “The gWo is running like scolded dogs! Show 'em a good
slobberknocker for JR! Make the gWo pay for all that they've done!
Buy my BBQ sauce!”
Winner by Disqualification: Draggy
Cosmo
against Batt
*Batt's music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing first, he is a member of the League of
Nations, Batt!"
*Cosmo's music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring.*
Bob: "It's Cosmo! Yay! I get to say it's Cosmo!"
Angle: "Wooh!"
*Batt begins assaulting Cosmo with kicks to the stomach, but Cosmo
gets right up and tosses Batt to the turnbuckle. He delivers lefts
and rights rapidly, with Batt falling face first on the mat. Cosmo
gets him, and goes for a chokeslam. Batt battles out and side sweeps
Cosmo, locking on a half Boston Crab. Cosmo gets to the ropes, and
Batt is forced to break the hold.*
Angle: "Got Batt go!"
*Batt delivers a kick right to Cosmo's ribs, and knocks him down
with a scissors sweep. Batt gets Cosmo's leg and smashes it right
into the mat. He sets Cosmo's head on the ropes, and tries and jump
right on him. Cosmo gets out in the nick of time, and Batt is sent
flying out of the ring. Cosmo slowly gets up, but Batt is still
knocked out. Cosmo goes out to get Batt, but Batt quickly counters
and throws Cosmo right into the steel steps. Batt goes on the mat,
and leg drops Cosmo. Batt hurt himself, but Cosmo certainly has the
wind knocked out of him.*
Angle: "Go Batty!"
*Batt gets Cosmo back into the ring, and goes to the top rope. Batt
goes for moonsault, but Cosmo gets his arm up and chokes Batt. Cosmo
goes for the Chokeslam yet again, and hits. He goes for the pin.
1...2...2! Batt manages to get his foot on the ropes, breaking the
count. Cosmo just gets Batt right back up, and signals for the
Tombstone. He hits it. Cosmo goes for the pin yet again, but Balk
comes running through the crowd and hits Cosmo in the back with a
steel chair. Cosmo slowly gets up, with his back in great pain, but
gets hit right between the eyes. Balk place the steel chair in the
middle of the ring, and Balkian Slam Cosmo right onto it. The ref
tries to break of up, but Balk just throws him out of the ring. Balk
goes to the top rope, and hits a Shooting Star Press on Cosmo. Balk
stands over Cosmo, with his hands raised. He leaves Cosmo in the
ring, being laid out after the assault.*
Winner by Disqualification: Cosmo
Up next, Garamond, Pat, and Vormav face off against the Pimp Daddy,
Cid and Math Man! You won't want to miss it!
Six Man Tag
Hollywood Garamond, Pat, and Vormav against Math Man, Cid, and Pimp
Daddy Squall
*Black and White hits, and Garamond, Pat, and Vormav make their way
down to the ring.*
Bob: "And introducing first, they are the gWo, my brothers! Dig
it!"
*Garamond goes around strutting in the ring, but soon enough The Ho
Train is a coming.*
Bob: "And introducing last, Pimp Daddy Squall, Math Man, and
Cid accompanied by some nice escorts! I can dig this."
*Pimp Daddy, Math Man, and Cid quickly make their way to the ring
and start off against the gWo. Math Man and Vormav take it outside,
leaving Pat and Pimp Daddy along with Garamond and Math Man inside
beating each other to a bloody pulp. Pat gets Pimp Daddy out, and
the ref starts the match with Garamond and Math Man in the middle of
the ring. Math Man gets knocked out with a clothesline by Garamond.
Garamond gets him back up, and goes for the German. He hits, and
goes for another. And another. And another. Garamond goes for the
bridge, but Math Man manages to kick out before the count of three.
Garamond gets Math Man back up, and irish whips him to the ropes.
Garamond connects with a powerslam and quickly goes for a pin.
1...2...2! Math Man somehow manages to kick out before the count of
three. Garamond signals for the Hollywood Leg Drop, but Math Man
avoids and the last second. Math Man gets in a spear, quickly going
for the pin, but Garamond powers out. Garamond gives Math Man a
spear of his own. 1...2...Cid breaks it up. The ref stops Cid and
tells him to go in the corner, as the fighting outside is all
cleared up my friends. This allows from the triple team by the gWo.
Garamond leaves and Vormav enters, with no such tag. Vormav goes
after Math Man with a back drop pin, but Math Man kicks out. Math
Man goes after Vormav with a neckbreaker, but Vormav avoids and gets
a kick right in the midsection. Vormav sets up for the piledriver,
but Math Man counters with a big back body drop. Vormav gets up and
goes in for a clothesline, but Math Man counters and hits a
neckbreaker. Both men are down and need the tag.*
Angle: "Vormav! I dig it!"
*Vormav gets to his corner and tags in Pat. Math Man, however, is
still down. Pat gets Math Man in a fireman carry position and just
rolls, crushing Math Man. Pat goes for the elbow drop and the pin.
1...2...2! Math Man kicks out yet again! Pat, getting frustrated at
the everlasting Math Man, goes for the Show Stopper. Math Man hits a
low blow and the Math Driver, but is unable to go for the pin. Both
men are down, and desparately need to go for the tag.*
Angle: "Losers always suck!"
*Both Pat and Math Man make tags, bringing Vormav and Cid in the
match-up. Cid knocks down Vormav with a right hand. Pat charges at
hi, and Cid hits another right punch. Vormav goes for a clothesline
and hits. He goes for the count, but Cid kicks out before the count
of 2. Vormav gives Cid a right jab, and quickly goes for the
gutwrench powerbomb. Cid gets out of the hold, and irish whips him
to his own corner. Cid tags in Pimp Daddy, the Ho Train being a
cometh. Pimp Daddy goes to the other side of the ring, and rushes to
Vormav and hits the Ho Train. He gets Vormav and hits the Pimp Drop,
quickly go for the pin. 1...2...2! Garamond hits a top rope elbow
drop right to the back of Pimp Daddy, breaking up the pin. The ref
tells Garamond to back into the ring, as he soon does. Pimp Daddy
goes for another Pimp Drop, but Vormav hits a low blow. He connects
with a Vormav Slam, but isn't able to capitalize. Vormav and Pimp
Daddy both get the tags, and it's back to Math Man and Garamond
facing off in the ring. Garamond rushes towards Math Man, but he
dodges and Garamond goes through the ropes. Pat and Vormav leaves
and head to the other corner, knocking down Cid and Pimp Daddy. The
fighting ensues in the outside of the ring, while Math Man goes
outside to get Garamond. The ref is distracted, trying to break up
the fighting, allowing Garamond to go for the steel chair. He grabs
and hits the approaching Math Man with it, knocking him out cold.
Garamond lifts Math Man above his head and throws him back inside
the ring. No Chance hits, and Draggy gets his way onto the
titantron. Garamond is distracted, alloying Math Man to go for a
quick school boy. Garamond gets out before a three count, and goes
on a rampage. He gets Math Man, and delivers a powerbomb right
inside the middle of the ring. Garamond gets Math Man back up, and
signals for the end. He chokes Math Man, and hits the Holy Sword
Eternal! Garamond goes for the pin, but Cid breaks it up. Garamond
gets back up, and Holy Sword Slices! Cid. Pat and Vormav take out
the Pimp Daddy outside the ring. Garamond goes to the to top rope,
and signals for the elbow drop. Garamond hits, and goes for the pin.
1...2...3! Garamond defeats Math Man for the victory.*
*Darkstar's music hits, and he quickly runs to the ring. Garamond
tries and takes him out, but Cid, Math Man, Draggy, and the others
begin to out number them. Garamond, Pat, and Vormav make a run for
it, as Smackdown! goes off the air with the Draggy, Darkstar, Cid
and Math Man in the ring. The Pimp is pimping somewhere else,
folks.*
Garamond DEF Math Man
Winner by Pinfall: Hollywood Garamond, Pat, and Vormav
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