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Final
Fantasy Alpha Smackdown!
Tag Team Turmoil Match
King Balk and Fantom Musha against mog and BDA
FSPilot and Cid against lain and Megami
Singles Match
Pat against Rage
Pie on a Pole Match
Vormav against Cid
Tag Match
Kidd and Narren against the KloWns
Tornado Tag
Leon and Thursday against Pimp Daddy Squall and Darkstar
The Main Event
Steel Cage Match
Hollywood Garamond against Cosmo
Angle:
"Welcome to another edition of FFAWF Smackdown! And tonight we
have a special treat for you! After the brutal attack Garamond gave
Cosmo, it'll be time for revenge in the steel cage. And my friend
and foes alike, it'll be time for blood to be a spillin'."
Booker T: "Sucka! Dig it! After word from suckas up there, I'm
the announcer, sucka! The King and JR will reunite on RAW, but now
the Book and Angle will be giving Smackdown! the pazazz it needs,
sucka!"
Angle: "Sucka, I can dig it. Wooh!"
Booker T: "What?"
Angle: "Don't start it."
*Black and White hits, and the gWo, with mog and BDA, makes their
way down to the ring. Garamond, with sledgehammer in hand.*
Angle: "The gWo!"
Booker T: "Sucka!"
*Garamond gets a mic and quickly begins jibba jabbering.*
Garamond: "RAW was truly a good night for the gWo. Vormav and I
had our little battle, and now I advance to the King of the Ring Pay
Per View to go against the winner of the Grippe and Batt match later
tonight, and believe me, I'll go on to get the gold."
Vormav: "Suckas, you better recognize! 2-1 suckas!"
*The crowd boos.*
Garamond: "Heh... and after what I did to Cosmo, I shouldn't
have a problem with him later tonight in that steel cage you see up
above you. Heck, I've beat him when he was in top physical condition
to advance oh just a couple weeks ago, and now... after what he
suffered... he doesn't even stand a chance."
Booker: "Sucka, I don't be diggin' this."
Garamond: "Speak for yourself, Booker."
Booker: "You can hear me?"
Garamond: "Yes, I can."
Booker: "Oh..."
Garamond: "You see, the gWo is unified. And tonight, Cosmo will
be beaten from one end of the steel cage to another. Heck, I've
already bruised his ribs and gave him a concussion. I may as well go
for another."
Booker: "Diggin' this I ain't."
Angle: "Wooh!"
Garamond: "But, for the Pie on a Pole match, it truly isn't
fair. You see, the gWo prides itself with its own super pie. And
with Cid, someone who knows not of the super pie, Vormav has that
match already in the bag."
Vormav: "Suckas, you better respect the gWo. We will dominate,
my brothers! Dominate!"
Garamond: "And after a little agreement with Balk, I'm sure
that mog and BDA will win tonight."
Angle: "Hmm... bartering is fun and easy and good."
Booker: "Diggin' what?"
Garamond: "The gWo will stand tall tonight. The gWo will stand
tall, fo' life."
*The Ministry of Darkness hits, and Cosmo makes his way down to the
ring. Cosmo goes and tries to knock down four men at once, but
Garamond avoids and hits Cosmo in the head with the sledgehammer,
knocking him out cold. Balk comes from the backstage area and
overlooks the whole ordeal. Garamond goes to the rope and goes for
the elbow drop with the sledgehammer yet again, but lain, Megami,
Pimp Daddy Squall, Magus Darkstar and Makoblade rush in from the
crowd and try to stop the gWo. However, the numbers overpower them
as King Balk makes his way down to the ring and takes care of a
little business. Garamond does the damage with his sledgehammer.
They battle back, but with Garamond's sledgehammer they're taken
down. Garamond delivers a shot right to Makoblade's head, knocking
him out cold. The gWo with Balk stand tall as they demolish all that
oppose, with the aid of Mr. Sledgehammer.*
-Commercial
Singles
Match
Pat against Rage
*Show Time hits, and Pat makes his way down to the ring.*
Moleman: “And introducing first, he is a true macdaddy, Patty!”
*Rage’s music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring,
brother.*
Moleman: “And introducing next…”
*Rage gets in the ring and quickly knocks down Pat with an elbow to
the back of the head. Rage picks up Pat and goes for a suplex, but
Pat pushes him away. Pat comes rushing in and hits a left handed
clothesline. Pat gets Rage back up and goes for a suplex of his own.
He hits it and goes for the leg drop, but Rage gets out of the way.
Rage gets Pat and goes for a DDT, but Pat battles out and goes from
behind the back up a leg trip and soon enough the Mexican stretch.
Rage gets out of the hold, and quickly goes after Pat. Pat gets rage
and hits a flapjack and goes for the pin. 1…2…2! Rage kicks out
right in time.*
Angle: “Booker T… is a sucka…”
*Rage gets back up slowly, but Pat is already up and sends him for
the ropes. Pat sets up for the Pat Pack Slam, but Rage hits Pat with
a cross body and quickly goes for the pin. Pat powers out and goes
after Rage with a Lou Thesz Press. Rage evades, and then locks on
the stunt rider stretch. Pat gets out of the hold and goes for a big
time back drop on Rage, but Rage counters and hits a reverse DDT.
Rage goes for the pin, but Pat kicks out after 2. Rage gets Pat and
sends him to the ropes. He gets him and them delivers his farewell
and goes for the pin. 1..2…2! Pat kicks out before the count of
three.*
Booker: “Angle is a… sucka…”
*Rage gets Pat and goes for the Razor’s Edge to end the match. Pat
counters and hits a back body drop. Pat gets Rage and goes for the
Show Stopper, but Rage hits an undetected low blow and then goes for
Razor’s Edge. Rage lifts. Rage delivers. Rage now goes for the
pin. 1…2… Pat puts his leg on the ropes… 3! What? Rage wins
the match?*
Moleman: “And the winner of this…”
*No Chance hits, and Draggy makes his way down to the titantron*
Draggy: “Ref, you blind fool, this match isn’t over! Pat there
has his leg on the ropes.”
Ref: “Sorry…”
Draggy: “Continue the match! Eh he he…”
*Rage is outraged, and walks back to Pat. Rage goes for the STO, but
Pat counters with some elbow and sends Rage to the ropes. He hits
the Pat Pack Slam. Pat waits for Rage to get up and goes for the
Show Stopper yet again. Pat chokes. Pat lifts. Pat slam. Pat goes
for the pin. 1…2…3! Pat has won the match!*
Winner by Pinfall: Pat
*Draggy goes down to the ring and tries to teach Rage a lesson after
what he did to his room on RAW. However, before he’s able to do
anything, Hollywood Garamond makes his way down to the ring with Mr.
Sledgehammer and teaches Draggy a very valuable lesson. Garamond
leaves and heads backstage, when Cosmo comes from behind and attacks
Garamond. Garamond is knocked down the ramp, and Cosmo picks up his
Mr. Sledgehammer. Garamond gets a ladder and rushes at Cosmo,
knocking him down. Garamond sets the ladder up and gets a table,
setting it up ever so precisely. Garamond gets Cosmo and sets him on
the table, but he battles out and delivers a chokeslam to Garamond
right through the table. Back inside the ring, Rage goes for the
Razor’s Edge, but Draggy counters and hits the Dragon Suplex.
Cosmo continues the assault on Garamond when Balk comes down and the
two go at it. Balk goes for the Balkian Slam, but Cosmo counters and
goes for the Tombstone. Balk counters that and goes for the
Backdrift DDT, but Cosmo counters than and goes for the Dragon
Sleeper. Balk counters it and goes for a Chokeslam, but Draggy comes
to help and goes for Balk. Cosmo and Draggy double team Balk as
Garamond grabs Mr. Sledgeammer to even the score. He delivers
another shot to Cosmo and one to Draggy, knocking them both
unconscious. Both Garamond and Balk are still somewhat standing, but
just barely.*
Angle: “Garamond is impressive, brother.”
Booker T: “That because you a sucka, sucka!”
*Promo*
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-Backstage
*Draggy and Cid are in Mr. Draggy's office.*
Draggy: "Cid my boy! Do the FFAWF proud and show everyone what
you got!"
Cid: "You mean my nickels?"
Draggy: "No! I mean in the ring."
Cid: "Oh..."
Draggy: "Hope you're prepared. You're a special young boy and
you're having two matches for the price of one!"
Cid: "Do I payed twice as much?"
Draggy: "Well... uh... get going!"
Cid: "Do I?"
Draggy: "Fine! You'll get a dime this week! Just hurry up and
go!"
-In the Medical Landsy
*Doctors attend to Cosmo after the brutal assault he just suffered
from the hands of Balk and Garamond*
Dr. Bill: "Cosmo, my boy... I don't think you can wrestle
tonight. You just have too much at risk my boy."
Cosmo: "Aaaah! I'll chokslam you all if you don't allow
it!"
Dr. Bill: "Concussion... I meant ice cream! You had two ice
creams! And by broken ribs you have... squid! You're in perfect
condition to wrestle, my boy!"
Dr. Jill: "Perfect!"
*Cosmo screams in pain*
Cosmo: "That... better..."
Dr. Bill: "Yes. We also need a bribe."
*Cosmo signals with his arms for a chokeslam.*
Dr. Bill: "Maybe not."
Dr. Jill: "Not!"
Tag Team Turmoil Match
FSPilot and Cid against lain and Megami
Bob: "I begged for my job back and I got it! And now..."
*Pilot music hits, and FSPilot and Cid make their way down to the
ring.*'
Bob: "Introducing first in this Tag Team Turmoil Match!
Weighing in at more than I do, FSPilot and Cid!"
*Megami's music hits, and she makes her way down to the ring with
lain.*
Bob: "And introducing next, Megami and lain!"
*Megami and lain go in the ring as the crowd celebrate. Megami goes
to her corner just as FSPilot goes to his. Cid and lain start off
this match.*
Angle: "I can dig it."
Booker: "Sucka!"
*lain goes quickly with a leg takedown and then the surfboard
applied to the back. Cid powers out of the hold and goes for a
dropkick to the face. lain avoids it, and hits a swift kick right to
the stomach of Cid, knocking the air right out of him. lain gets Cid
and goes for a DDT, but Cid recovers and pushes lain away. lain gets
back up, but Cid is already there and delivers a suplex. Cid gets
lain back up and goes for another, with a lot of hang time. Cid
sends lain smashing into the mat right on her back as he goes for
the pin. 1...2...2! lain kicks out before the count of three.*
Angle: "What? Cid is winning?"
*lain slowly gets back up as Cid goes in for another suplex. lain
counters and suplexes Cid onto the ropes. Cid falls over and lands
on the padding outside. Cid slowly gets back up, but lain divers
through the ropes and knocks down Cid. lain gets Cid and sends him
back in the ring. lain goes to the turnbuckle and signals for the
Buttferfly Blitz. She goes for it and hits it, quickly going for the
pin. 1...2...2! FSPilot broke up the pin before the three count. The
ref gets FSPilot back to his corner as lain goes for the Broken
Heart on Cid. Cid counters, sending lain to the ropes. Cid gets lain
and implants lain with a powerslam. He goes for the pin. 1...2...2!
lain kicks out before the count of three. Cid gets lain and goes to
his corner, and tags in FSPilot. FSPilot goes up high and hits a
Missile Dropkick right on lain. FSPilot goes for the pin. 1...2...2!
lain gets her foot to the ropes before the count of three. lain gets
back up slowly, but FSPilot gets lain and goes for the reverse DDT.
lain gets out of it and hits takes down FSPilot with a spinning leg
trip. lain hits a dropkick right to FSPilot's face, and then goes
for the pin. 1...2...2! FSPilot manages to kick out before the count
of three.*
Angle: "Oh no! Bob isn't dancing!'
*lain goes over to her corner and tags in Megami, who comes in to
much appluase. Megami gets FSPilot and goes for the snapmare, but
FSPilot counters and sends Megami to the ropes. Megami stays and
FSPilot delivers a dropkick to no one. He falls right down, and
Megami goes and gets the outsider pin. 1...2...2! FSPilot struggles
but manages to kick out. Megami gets FSPilot and hits a swinging
neckbreaker. Megami goes up high, and hits a diving leg drop. She
goes for the pin. 1...2...2! Cid breaks it up before the three
count.*
Angle: "Booker T sucks."
*Megami gets FSPilot and goes for the Perfect Origami. FSPilot
counters and hits a dropkick, and then goes to the ropes. He goes
for the Five Star Salute, but Megami evades right in the nick of
time. Megami gets FSPilot back up and goes for the Perfect Origiami
for a second time, this time hitting. She goes for the pin. Cid
tries to rush in to break the count, but Vormav rushes in from the
crowd and pulls him off the mat. The pin count is on. 1...2...3!
Megami wins the match while Cid is being beaten by Vormav.*
Winner by Pinfall: Megami and lain
*Vormav, with steel chair in hand, continues the assault on Cid. Cid
slowly gets back up, but Vormav knocks hit out cold with one shot to
the head. lain, Megami, and FSPilot go after Vormav, who runs like a
scolded dog to the backstage area. Cid is left laid out.*
-Commercial
*Gavin's
music hits, and he makes his way down the ring, microphone in hand.*
Angle: "What's this? He doesn't have a match?"
Booker T: "That's because you a sucka!"
*Gavin begins speaking soon enough.*
Gavin: "You all should know by now that I lost to the tag team
of Kidd and Narren oh so long ago. I've been asking for some time
just to vent to my loyals fans about how I feel I was screwed over
in that match, but Draggy insisted you'd be more intersested in hot
lesbians or some stupid cage matches. Believe me, I know what's
entertaining, and that's Gavin."
*The crowd boos*
Gavin: "Heh, I know Draggy sucks too. But heck, I have to deal
with him because he's the "boss," and a bad one at that.
Heck, he can't even deal with a few men running around trying to
take over this place, I mean geez. And he had to get two former
FFAlpha legends to beat KloWn? I mean, how low can he go?"
*The crowd begins to have "You suck!" chants. Angle gets
mad.*
Gavin: "Come on people! Angle is a true Olympic Hero! Respect
him! He doesn't deserve this crud you're giving him. Angle, you have
my respect."
Booker: "You have a sucka's respect, sucka!"
Angle: "Shut your little mouth."
Gavin: "But now, I've finally realized something. It's not
because I suck, I mean, I'm probably the best in the business. It's
because of Draggy. Draggy Draggy Draggy. Let me explain. You see,
Draggy knows I'm a singles competitor, so what does he do? He teams
me up with that bum Tigersfire so that I would purposely lose the
match! I mean, if it wasn't for him I'd be advancing in the Tag Team
Turmoil! Heck, if he would've gave me a chance I'd be becoming FFAWF
Champion at King of the Ring. But no. Instead that stupid little
dragon puts me in a tag match and that match alone. You know why?
He's afraid of me. He's afraid I'll outdo, and who wouldn't be? Just
look at me? I'm destined for glory, and he wants the spotlight all
to..."
*Tigersfire's music hits, and he makes his way down to the
titantron.*
Tigersfire: "Woah! Woah! Woah! Just wait a second. Are you
blaming me for losing the match against Narren and Kidd?"
Gavin: "Are you an idiot or something? Your shoulders were the
ones that were down and you were the one who Kidd pinned for
victory. So, if one plus one equals some number real or imaginary...
then I'm blaming you."
Tigersfire: "One equals water."
Gavin: "Stupid little toe rag."
Tigersfire: "The way I saw it, it was because I lacked a decent
enough parntner to give my team a chance to win."
Gavin: "Well... you must be blind."
Tigersfire: "At least I don't dance in the shower with a rubber
ducky."
Gavin: "What are you talking about?"
Tigersfire: "I had some interesting reading a couple days ago.
I find something called 'Gavin's Book of Troubles.' I never knew you
were in love with..."
Gavin: "Shut up! That book isn't even mine! It's Bob's! He'll
admit to it."
*Bob gets up.*
Bob: "I rather not say anything..."
Gavin: "Just tell him the truth!"
Bob: "No."
*Gavin, in a fit of Rage, knocks down Bob and goes for the Karate
Kick. Tigerfire comes rushing down to the ring and goes after Gavin.
Gavin sends Tigersfire, but he comes rushing back with a
clothesline. Gavin gets down and out of the ring and heads
backstage, while Tigersfire yells remarks that I rather not speak of
as Gavin leaves.*
-Commercial
Tag
Team Turmoil Match
King Balk and Fantom Musha against mog and BDA
*Nation's DOWNFALL hits. Balk and Musha make their way down to the
ring.*
Bob: "And introducing first in this tag team turmoil match,
King Balk and Fantom Musha!"
*mog's music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring with BDA.*
Bob: "And introducing next, mog and BDA!"
*Musha and mog start things off. Musha goes in for in a suplex and
hits it. He gets mog and then goes for back drop and then the
bridge. 1... kick out. Musha gets mog and tosses him across the
ring. He runs up and goes for a leg drop, but mog gets out of the
way. mog gets Musha and goes for a suplex of his own, but Musha
pushes mog and he goes flying into the ropes. Musha gets mog and
goes for belly to belly, but mog battles out and takes Musha down
with a clothesline. He goes for the pin. 1... kick out! Musha gets
back up quicky and irish whips mog to the ropes with a great impact.
Musha gets mog, and hits the Fisherman Suplex. He goes for the pin.
1...2...2! mog manages to kick out before the count three.*
Angle: "mog better start getting in some of those choppa
choppas."
*Musha gets mog and goes for the Dragon Sleeper. mog gets out and
goes for the Darkwing Rider and hits it. mog waits for Musha to get
back up and irish whips him to the ropes. mog waits for Musha to hit
a back body drop, but Musha kicks mog right in the head. Musha gets
mog and delivers a few uppercuts and sends him to the ropes. He gets
mog and delivers a nice belly to belly. Musha goes for the pin.
1...2...2! mog manages to get his foot on the ropes. Musha gets mog,
and goes for the DDT. mog counters, and delivers a DDT of his own.
mog gets up and goes for the tag, but Musha pulls him away from BDA
and pulls him right into a clothesline. Musha locks on the Fujiwa
Armbar. mog gets to the ropes and Musha is forced to break the hold.
mog slowly gets back up, but Musha is waiting for him and delivers a
vertical suplex with loads of hang time. Musha goes for the pin.
1...2...2! BDA breaks it up before the count of three.*
Angle: "mog is a hurting..."
*mog slowly gets back up. Musha goes in for the spear, but mog
evades it. mog, making use of the little time that he has, gets the
tag. BDA comes in and delivers the Ping Bomber to Musha and goes for
the pin. 1...2...2! Musha kicks out before the count of three.*
Booker: "Go Bobby!"
*Musha gets back up and goes for the Lost Play, but BDA counters and
hits the Ping Bomb yet again. He goes up high, and hits the Binary
Dropkick. BDA goes for the pin yet again. 1...2...2! Musha manages
to kick out yet again.*
Booker: "Bobby!"
*mog tries to make his way in the ring and is soon stopped by the
ref. Musha gets BDA and hits the Lost Play. He tries to get the
ref's attention, but Balk goes in and gives him a Gore out of
nowhere. Balk gets Musha and delivers the Balkian Slam, and soon
enough leaves for the backstage area. BDA slowly gets his arm over
Musha and goes for the pin. The ref goes for the count. 1...2...3!
BDA has beat Musha to advance!*
Winners by Pinfall: mog and BDA
*mog and BDA leave before Musha gets back up. Musha slowly but
surely gets himself together, and makes his way backstage.*
-Backstage
*Gavin is seen driving away from the arena.*
*A shot of the gWo locker room is shown. After a minute or so, Balk
comes out and looks pleased.*
-Promo
*Pimp Daddy and Math Man*
Math Man: "Pimp Daddy, tonight you are in tag team action with
Dakrstar against Leon and Thursday. After what happened on RAW, you
gotta be upset."
Pimp Daddy: "Math Man, you know I'll be here for you when you
need some fine escorts. But to get back to subject, I just think
that Leon and Thursday just haven't got any actions if you know what
I mean."
Math Man: "I don't."
Pimp Daddy: "Well... you should. You see, the way I see it,
Leon and Thursday just don't have what the Pimp Daddy's got. And
that's escorts. I know they can get pay and get a couple of them
every now and then, but they just don't have a flock of ladies
following them down the ring. And to be quite honest, I think they
don't have their heads on straight if you know what I mena."
Math Man: "I don't,"
Pimp Daddy: "Math Man, you should. That's why, tonight, here at
wherever, I'm going to give you a chance of a lifetime. You will
have the opportunity to be with nine, count 'em nine, of my fine
escorts, my brothers. Free of charge. Just be a pimpin' my
service."
Math Man: "Why would I need escorts? I know this town like the
back of..."
Pimp Daddy: "Math Man... fo' shame. These escorts will do more
than give you the time of day. Go have your fun."
Math Man: "Well... I guess we can go to the arcade..."
Pimp Daddy: "Do what you want. You have them for the
night."
*Nine escorts and Math Man go away and head to whereversy just when
Leon comes from behind with that iron rod he had from RAW and hits
Pimp Daddy right in the back. He gets in a few more shots, and then
leaves Pimp Daddy laid out in the backstage area. The people who
come come now.*
-Commercial
Pie
on a Pole Match
Vormav against Cid
*Vormav's music hits, and he makes his way down to the ring,
microphone in hand.*
Vormav: "Suckas, you all saw what I did to that toe rag Cid.
I've just checked up on him, and he's out for the night, suckas. I
guess that pie up there will be all mine now. All mine!"
*Click Click Boom hits, and Draggy comes down to the titantron*
Draggy: "Vormav, in light of all that has happened, I've
decided to change things just a little bit. Right now, it won't be
Vormav against Cid in a Pie on a Pole Match. It'll be Vormav against
Draggy in a Pie on a Pole Match!"
*The crowd cheers, Vormav doesn't. Draggy rushes and makes his way
towards the ring while Vormav goes for the pie on the pole. Draggy
gets Vormav and throws him outside of the ring. Draggy goes and gets
a steel chair and hits Vormav upside the head once he get up. Draggy
gets it and starts pounding it into Vormav's chest as the crowd
cheers. Draggy gets the ladder and sets it across the ring and the
barrier, and prepares Vormav for the Draggyplex. Draggy hits it and
Vormav's back is sent crashing into the ladder. Vormav lies outside
in agony as Draggy gets ladder and sets it up. Draggy gets a table,
the the crowd's applause, and sets Vormav on it. Draggy goes on the
ladder and goes for a top rope Dragon Attack. Draggy hits it, but
his own body is hurt from the move. Draggy slowly gets back up, with
Vormav knocked out cold, and goes for the pie on the pole. Draggy
almost reaches it, when Garamond comes from behind and hits Draggy
in the back with Mr. Sledgehammer. Garamond gets Draggy and goes for
the Holy Sword Eternal!, when Cosmo comes rushing down the ramp and
goes after Garamond. Garamond runs aways, and Cosmo chases him
through the crowd. Vormav gets back up slowly, and gets the
sledgehammer. He goes after Draggy with it, but Draggy dogdes and
hits an uppercut right to the face. Draggy gets Vormav and hits a
nice half nelson suplex. Draggy goes for the pie yet again. Just as
he's about to reach it, Vormav gets Draggy and powerbombs him off
the turnbuckle. Both men are down and out. Rage appears on the ramp
and slowly makes his way down the ring. He looks at Draggy
sinisterly, and then sets him up for the Razor's Edge. He sends him
flying to the outside of the ring, his back crashing into the
announcer's table. Rage gets Vormav back up, who takes good use of
the oppourtunity and goes for the pie. Just as he's about to reach
it, Pat gets Vormav and gives him a taste of a powerbomb off the
turnbuckle. Pat gets Vormav, and gives him the Show Stopper. He gets
him back up, and sends him to the ropes, hitting with a Pat Pack
Slam. Pat raises his hand in triumph and then leaves.*
Angle: "Heh! What the heck just happened?"
Booker: "Some suckas getting revenge, sucka. I be digging
it."
*It goes to commercial while Vormav and Draggy are knocked out*
-Commercial
-Back to the match
*Vormav slowly gets back up and goes for the pie. Draggy, also
recovering, makes his way down to the ring. Vormav reaches for the
pin, but Draggy gets to the turnbuckle and delivers one heck of a
backdrop. Both Draggy and Vormav are down and out. Draggy slowly
gets back up with Vormav down, and goes for the pie himself. He
reaches for it, but Vormav comes and hits a lowblow. Vormav gets
Draggy and hits a top rope Vormav Slam, knocking Draggy out. Vormav
goes for the pie. He reaches for it and gets it. With the aid of
Garamond and Rage, Vormav have defeated Mr. Draggy in a pie on a
pole match, brothers.*
Winner by Getting The Pie: Vormav
*After the match, Vormav goes to the turnbuckle and goes for the
Bionic Elbow on Draggy. Draggy evades it, and comes rushing into
Vormav with a forearm. Draggy gets Vormav and Draggyplexes him out
of the ring. Draggy goes outside and gets Vormav, and then Dragon
Suplexes him through the announcer's table. Draggy may have lost the
match, but he stand victorious against Vormav.*
-Backstage
Cid: "That'll teach the sucka."
Pat: "Can you dig?"
Cid: "Diggin' it."
-Backstage Area
*Garamond is still running from Cosmo. King Balk comes running from
nowhere and gores Cosmo and makes him feel the pain. Garamond now
goes after Cosmo, and delivers the Holy Sword Eternal! Balk tells
Garamond to gets some of the crates over. Garamond does so, and Balk
Balkian Slams Cosmo right through them. Garamond and Balk leave the
scene.*
-Commercial
King of the Ring: 2nd Round
Grippe against Batt
*Frog Lady music hits, and Grippe makes her way down to the ring.*
Bob: "Introducing first, she needs no introduction, so let's
carry on.*
*Batt's music hits, and he makes his way down to the titantron, with
microphone in hand*
Batt: "Before we start this match, I'm going to go easy on you
Grippe. You see, I know you suffered some terrible injuries on RAW,
and after the cage match, I know you're know at a 100%. So, to save
you from the pain, I'll offer you a little Council. If you decide to
forfeit this match and delcare me as the winner, Grippe, it'll all
be fine and dandy. What do you say?"
*The crowd boos Batt.*
Grippe: "To quote a friend of mine, 'Just bring it."
*Batt goes down to the ring and Grippe gets begins the assault on
Batt. She starts pounding away with lefts and rights and sends Batt
to the turnbuckle. Grippe his a body splash, and goes for the
bulldog. She gets it and goes for the pin. 1...2..2! Batt kicks out
before the count of three!*
Angle: "Grippe sure seems mad."
Book: "Sucka!"
*Grippe gets Batt and goes for the Crush Linker, but Batt counters
and tries to get in the Redemption. Batt hits it and goes for the
pin. Grippe gets her foot on the ropes and the count is broken. Batt
gets Grippe and goes for a suplex. Grippe counters and goes for the
Orang Crush Pin. She hits it. 1...2...2! Batt manages to kick out
yet again!*
Angle: "Batt sure isn't doing any harm..."
*Grippe gets Batt and goes for the crush linker. She hits it and
goes up high. She signals for the Frog Splash and connects. She goes
for the pin, but the ref is distracted by Thursday and Leon outside.
Grippe goes and gets the ref, who adminsters the count.
1...2...what? The ref is pulled out by Leon, and they make their way
into the ring and double team Grippe. Leon goes for the Mobtser Bomb
and connects. The Ho Train cometh, and Pimp Daddy, Megami and lain
make their way down to the ring. The three chase Leon an Thursday
out of the ring and backstage, while Batt goes for the pin on the
knocked out Grippe. The ref gets back up, and goes to administer the
count. 1...2...2! Grippe manages to kick out before the count of
three!*
Angle: "The Council!"
*Batt gets Grippe and goes for the Redemption yet again. Grippe
counters and sends Batt to the ropes. She executes a perfect arm
drag to knock down Batt. Batt gets back up, and Grippe goes for the
Grip of Death. Batt counters and goes for the Council, but to no
avail. Grippe powers out and goes for the Grip of Death yet again.
Batt is powerless and Grippe goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Grippe has
won the match and advances in the King of the Ring Competition!
Yaysy!*
Winner by Pinfall: Grippe
-Backstage
*Tigersfire is backstage looking for Gavin.*
Tigersfire: "Bob, where's Gavin?"
Bob: "In women's locker room."
Tigersfire: "Oh... such a shame..."
*Tigersfire goes into the woman's locker room and gets slapped
around by Kay.*
Kay: "You pervert!"
*Kay locks the door.*
*Bob yells*
Bob: "I meant he left!"
*Tigersfire leaves, a bit embarassed.*
Tag Team Match
Kidd and Narren against the KloWns
Bob: “You know the drill!”
*Kidd’s music hits, and she makes her way down to
the ring with Narren. Afterwards, Circus hits and the KloWns make
their way down to the ring on unicycles. Yessy!*
Angle: “Unicycles amuse me greatly.”
Booker: “Me too, sucka.”
*Kidd and KloWn start things off. KloWn goes in
goes for suplex, but Kidd pushes KloWn away. KloWn gets back up, and
goes for the clothelines. Kidd ducks and then goes for the backdrop.
Kidd picks up KloWn while
delivering knees to the gut, and then irish whips him to the
turnubckle. KloWn falls, and Kidd kicks KloWn multiple times. Kidd
gets KloWn and goes for the Twist of Fate, but KloWn counters and
goes for a backdrop of his own. Kidd gets back up, but KloWn hits a
one handed pancake and then goes for the pin. 1…2…2! Kidd kicks
out!*
Angle: “Pacakes also amuse me.”
*KloWn gets Kidd and goes for the Torture Rack, but
Kidd gets out before the damage is done and hits a shuffle side
kick. Kidd gets KloWn and irish whips him into her corner, and comes
rushing in with a back elbow. KloWn falls face first onto the mat.
Kidd tags in Narren and gets KloWn back up while Narren goes for the
cross body. Narren hits it and goes for the pin. 1…2…2! Jester
breaks up the count before three.*
Angle: “That was as amusing as a pancake.”
*KloWn gets back up, but Narren is waiting for him
and delivers a Fisherman Suplex. She goes for the pin, but KloWn
manages to kick out. KloWn goes for the spinning elbow, but Narren
avoids it and KloWn goes hurling into Kidd. Narren gets Klown and
goes for the Northern Lights, but KloWn battles out and knocks
Narren down with a back elbow. KloWn gets Narren hits a big time
DDT. KloWn goes for the pin. 1…2…kick out. KloWn gets Narren and
irish whips her into his corner and tags in Jester. Jester gets
Narren and hits a nice side suplex Jester goes in for the Flash
Magic, but Narren moves out of the way. Jester gets back to Narren
and goes for the side headlock. Narren gets out of the hold and goes
for a super kick, but Jester catches the leg and goes for a spinning
wheel kick right to the face. Jester goes up high and goes for the
knee stomp. Narren avoids it, and both Jester and KloWn and knocked
out. Jester goes for the tag, but Narren gets him before he’s able
to. Narren goes for the Super Kick yet again and connects. She goes
for the pin. 1…2…2! KloWn breaks up the count. KloWn and Kidd
battle it out outside the ring while Jester and Narren stay inside.
Narren gets Jester and goes for the super kick yet again. She
connects and goes for the pin. 1…2…rope break. Jester gets his
hand on the ropes. Narren gets Jester and goes for the Queen Suplex
to finish things off. BDA comes from behind and hits Narren in the
back with a steel chair The ref calls for the bell.*
Winners by Disqualification: Kidd and Narren
*mog comes into the ring with a steel chair of his
own and they begin the doule team on Narren. Jester tries to take
both men down, but he only pays for his efforts. Kidd and KloWn make
their way back to the ring to take care of mog and BDA. mog and BDA
go for chair shots and hiss. Both are knocked down by clotheslines.
BDA makes a run for it while KloWn Klowns Around mog. mog leaves as
well, but not before the true powers of KloWn!*
-Backstage
-Backstage
*mog and BDA are backstage leaving the arena.*
*Math Man rushes to them*
Math Man: "mog! BDA! Where you going?"
mog: "Math Land."
Math Man: "Cool."
BDA: "Sure is."
Math Man: "But the question remains, brothers, why exactly did
you try and assult Kidd and Narren."
BDA: "Put 2 and 98 together, Math Brain. It should be obvious.
Megami and lain aren't at a 100% after that cage match, which will
take more than a few weeks to recover from. Bob knows. Kidd and
Narren, on the other hand, need to feel a little pain so we can esae
through and gain the tag team titles."
mog: "fo' sho'."
Math Man: "That's not right!"
mog: "So?"
BDA: "We gotta go, brother. Math Land's is waiting!"
mog: "To Math Land!"
Math Man: "What?"
Tornado Tag Match
Leon and Thursday against Pimp Daddy Squall and Magus Darkstar
*The Council hits. Leon and Thursday make their way to the ring.*
Bob: "Two members of the Council, I'm on me dinner break."
*The Ho Train a cometh. Pimp Daddy and Magus Darkstar make their way
to the ring.*
Angle: "What?"
Booker: "Sucka!"
*Pimp Daddy and Darkstar get right to work on Leon and Thursday.
Pimp Daddy gets Leon and goes for a big time DDT, and locks on a
headlock. Darkstar gets Thursday and goes for DDT of his own, but
Thursday counters and knocks Darkstar down with a forearm. Thurday
gets Darkstar and suplexes right onto the back of Pimp Daddy Squall.
Thursday goes to the ropes, but Darkstar throws him off and right
onto Leon. Pimp Daddy gets Leon and goes for the Pimp Drop, but Leon
counters, only to be given some shake, rattle and roll from
Darkstar. Pimp Daddy gets Leon and goes for the Pimp Drop while
Darkstar goes after Thursday. Thursday pushes Darkstar into Thursday
and then goes for the Reverse Death Valley on Darkstar. He hits it
and goes for pin. 1...2...2! Pimp Daddy breaks up the count.*
Angle: "No!"
*Thursday and Leon go for the double team on Darkstar, hitting a big
time double front slam. Pimp Daddy gets back up and is only knocked
back down by Leon with a big right hand. Leon gets Pimp Daddy and
irish whips him to the turnbuckle, and then goes the Pimp Daddy's
own Ho Train. Leon misses, and is given a bulldog by Pimp Daddy.
Thursday is quickly knocked down by Darkstar with a leg trip.
Darkstar gets Thursday and goes for the Meteo Slam. Thursday
counters and elbow Darkstar in the back of the neck. Darkstar falls,
seemingly injured, when Pimp Daddy comes from behind and gets
Thursday into the Pimp Drop. He hits it, and goes for the pin.
1...2...2! Leon breaks up the count.*
Angle: "Wha?"
*Leon gets Pimp Daddy and locks on the Grand Leon. Pimp Daddy is
about to tap, but Darkstar manages to get back up and break up the
hold. Darkstar gets Leon and hits the Meteo Slam. Darkstar gets
Thursday soon after and hits the Meteo Slam yet again. Leon rolls
out of the ring as Pimp Daddy goes up high and flies with a leg
drop. He goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Pimp Daddy Squall and Darkstar
have beaten Thursday and Leon!*
Winners by Pinfall: Pimp Daddy Squall and Magus Darkstar
*After the match, Leon comes back with a steel chair and lays out
Darkstar and Pimp Daddy. Thursday delivers the Death Valley Driver
on Darkstar while Leon locks on the Grand Leon. The Pimp Daddy taps
but Leon won't break the hold. Refs come from backstage to break
everything up. Leon releases the hold and leaves with an evil glare
in his eyes. Oh ho ho ho! What?*
Steel Cage Match
Cosmo against Hollywood Garamond
*Voodoo Child hits, and Garamond makes his way down
to the cage.*
Bo: “Introducing first, he is the leader of the
Garamond World Order, Hollywood Garamond!”
*The Ministry hits. Cosmo makes his way down to the
cage. Cosmo, on the outside, throws Garamond into the steel cage.
Cosmo gets Garamond and goes for a chokeslam, but Garamond battles
back with kicks the the ribs of Cosmo. Cosmo aches in pain as
Garamond grabs a steel chair and strikes Cosmo right the midsection.
Garamond throws Cosmo right into the ring and throws the steel chair
inside. Garamond goes inside. Cosmo gets the steel chair and hits
Garamond right between the eyes. Cosmo gets Garamond and goes for a
chokeslam right onto the steel chair. Cosmo hits it and goes for the
pin. 1…2…2! Garamond manages to kick out in the early going.*
Angle: “Garamond owns Math Land.”
*Garamond slowly gets back up, but Cosmo pushes him
right into the steel cage. Cosmo gets Garamond and repeatedly rams
his head into the steel, breaking him wide open. Cosmo gets Garamond
and goes for the Tombstone Piledriver. Garamond goes down and out,
and then knocks Cosmo down and locks on the anklelock. Cosmo battles
out of the hold, sending Gararamond back, and comes rushing in for a
running DDT. Cosmo hits it. Cosmo gets Garamond and goes yet again
for a chokeslam. Garamond low blows Cosmo and then goes for the
Dragon Sleeper. Cosmo is aching in pain as Garamond applies more
pressure to the hold. Cosmo tries to get out, but Garamond only
increases his strength on the hold. Cosmo leans back and rams
Gsaramond into the steel cage to break the hold. Cosmo gets Garamond
and goes for a suplex. He hits it. Cosmo gets Garamond and goes for
a big time back drop, but Garamond dodges and goes to the ropes and
comes flying back with the Holy Sword Slice! Garamond hits the move
and knocks Cosmo down.*
Angle: “Garamond can do it!”
*Garamond gets the steel chair and starts ramming
it into Cosmo’s already injured ribs. Thrust after thrust, Cosmo
is screaming in pain. Garamond gets Cosmo back up and swings the
hits Cosmo right in the face. He falls right to the mat. Garamond
goes and begins climbing out of the cage. Garamond makes his way up.
Cosmo manages to get himself over to the turnbuckle and throw
Garamond onto the mat. Both Cosmo and Garamond are down.*
Angle: “Whateversy…”
*Garamond gets back up slowly and goes after Cosmo
with a German. He goes for another. And another. And another. He
goes for the bridge. 1…2…2! Cosmo manages to somehow kick out
before three. Garamond gets Cosmo and prepares him for the Holy
Sword Eternal! Cosmo battles out and goes for the Tombtsone yet
again. Garamond battles his way out and goes for the steel chair.
Garamond knocks Cosmo upside the head and he goes falling down.
Garamond begin attacking the ribs over and over again until Cosmo is
down and out. Garamond gets Cosmo and Holy Sword Eternal!’s him
right onto the steel chair. Garamond climbs up the cage and jumps to
the outside to claim victory.*
Winner: Hollywood Garamond
*After the match, Balk comes inside the ring and
gets Cosmo. Balk hits a perfectly executed Balkian Slam and then
hits the Shooting Star Press. Balk stands victorious in the ring
while Smackdown! goes off the air.*
-End Show
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