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2006 BMB - Jeff Bauer & Mary Crawley



Earlier this year Mary Crawley posted a message on the Georgia Randonneuring list. It was a request for a tandem captain to ride the Georgia 600K. This presented an interesting opportunity as I'm always interested in mixing up the rides. A tandem brevet would provide a whole new perspective to the Georgia series. Mary and I successfully rode both the Georgia 300K and 600K brevets together. The latter we rode straight through, a brutal ride that got me thinking of various modifications if I were to ever pursue a 1200K on the tandem.

After riding the Cascade 1200K with Ed Felker and Mary Gersema, I contacted Mary Crawley about riding BMB. She had unsuccessfully attempted it the previous year, but was willing to give it another try. I rode BMB in 2002, and had an idea of what to expect on the ride. Our first task was to decide on a ride strategy. Mary worked out a proposed schedule, including the following overnight stops:

1st night:  Willston (inbound)    Mile 271
2nd night:  Willston (outbound)   Mile 474
3rd night:  Brattleboro           Mile 634


I made the following modifications to my tandem: a) new chain rings with lower gearing; b) Panaracer 35C tires. The tires had just enough clearance, but we would come to appreciate riding these fat tires on the bumpy New England roads.

Shipping the tandem turned out to be easily handled through Sports Express for $100 each way. The airlines would have charged $80 each way and I would have had to drag the huge tandem box - kindly lent to me by Paul Kitchens - through the airport terminals.

Thursday - Day One

We started out with the 4am group, the same as most of the BMB riders wearing our night gear. We waited for most of the riders to clear out so we had room to maneuver the tandem. It appeared that we were to be the only tandem riders on the course this year.

Traffic was almost nonexistent early in the morning so we had a chance to chat with the other riders. About 10 miles into the ride someone pointed out that our tool bag was rubbing against the rear wheel. Apparently Mary's seat post had dropped a bit, so we stopped to raise it. I also used a velcro strap to secure the tool bag tighter against her saddle. The suspension seatpost was to cause us problems all morning. It would slowly, inperceptibly drop over the bumpy roads. Finally I got just the right amount of torque on the bolts (without snapping them, thankfully) and the seatpost stayed in place for the remainder of our ride. This issue has been a problem in the past and I may consider an alternative (e.g. Cane Creek Thudbuster) for future events.

As daylight arrived we took off our night gear and were treated to the gorgeous rolling New England countryside. The temperatures stayed in the perfect 60-80F range all day. Our first control stop was Bullard Farm (mile 75) about five hours into the ride. We refilled our CamelBaks with water, ate a quick breakfast, then moved on.

One thing that everyone "knows" about riding a 1200K is that you have to ride it at your own pace. Sometimes this fact gets forgotten when riding with a group of fast riders. Fortunately with the tandem it was easy to ride within our pace because that was often our *only* pace.

We crossed briefly through the tip of New Hampshire then into Vermont. Mary's ride schedule took into account the terrain which included climbing up Mt. Grace and Mt. Pisgah. I recall the latter fairly well because there was a secret control at the summit in 2002. Although the day was warming up, we were blessed with lot of shade in the Pisgah State Forest. The roads were much improved compared to my earlier BMB ride.

All morning I'd been anticipating fried rice, a traditional staple at the Brattleboro control, and it did not disappoint us. Although we stopped to sit down and eat, we still managed to keep our off-bike time to a minimum. Fueled with fried rice we started out on a busy stretch on Route 5, but soon turned onto the smaller roads that would lead us to Ludlow. The first section of this stretch includes a series of extended rolling hills. We would frequently be passed by singles only to pass them again on the descents. Along this section we were passed by many of the faster 6am riders, many of whom looked grim and determined.

Two more major climbs - up Andover Ridge and up the easy side of Mt. Terrible - then a 2 mile descent down a 10% grade brought us into Ludlow. The control at Ludlow is fairly small, but everything is easy to access (food, water, bikes, and drop bags). Cheese macaroni, rice and peanut butter on saltine crackers filled out a pleasantly bland meal. Our last major climb of the day would be Middlebury Gap. We were still feeling pretty strong.

In Ludlow we installed a powerful Light & Motion lighting system, brought along at Mary's insistence to supplement my Schmidt hub/E6 light. A single charge on the L&M provides 5-6 hours of riding, and we had a second charger waiting for us in Williston.

Shortly after leaving Ludlow a bat (yes, a bat!) hit the side of my face on a short descent. I was more surprised/amused than hurt, though it left a minor welt on my skin. However, we soon encountered our first major mechanical issue - one that was to haunt us through the remainder of the ride.

As I shifted out of our big ring on a climb the chain dropped in between the rings and jammed hard in two places. At first I attempted to use a hex wrench to gently ease out the chain. The manner in which it was jammed didn't give me much leverage to extract it and I was worried about twisting the chain. I recalled riding a 400K in South Carolina several years ago when the same problem occurred with Cary Way's bike, which caused him to DNF. Afterwards, either Bill Glass or Alan Gosart told me the problem could be solved by simply loosening the chainring bolts to free the stuck chain.

In the meantime Jerry Phelps had stopped to assist. I didn't want him to lose time, but he insisted on staying until we got back on the road. Finally, after 30 minutes of tinkering I got the chain fixed and my hands and gloves covered in grease. Jerry pulled out some Wet Wipes and gave us the entire pack. I had been calling him Gary since the Georgia 300K, because I misheard him on our first introduction. Meanwhile, Mary was waiting patiently, offering kind words of encouragement to my fumbling efforts.

Just as we were getting ready to depart, Pierce pulled up in the support van. He waited for us to depart, making sure I hadn't bollixed up our roadside repair by weakening the chain.

The climb up Killington wasn't too bad. We had a nice easy descent while there was still enough light outside to enjoy it, then mentally prepared for the last major climb up Middlebury Gap.

Climbing up the south side of Middlebury Gap isn't as steep as the return trip, but it still has a tough section up towards the end of the climb. We stopped to manually put the chain into our granny gear then proceed slowly up the road. For the most part we had to stay in the saddle spinning, with brief respites of standing up to give us some relief from the saddle and our leg muscles.

I was pretty impressed with our steady progress. It was a hard effort this late into the ride, but we kept our legs spinning and our breathing under control. At the summit we donned on an extra layer and were soon joined by other riders. We gave everyone some time to descend first so we wouldn't be attempting to pass them on a difficult technical section. As the descent flattened out, we joined up with some other riders who were having a hard time finding the Middlebury control.

At Middlebury we encountered many of the riders who'd already changed clothes and were preparing to bed down for the evening. Our plan was to keep pedaling down the road another 38 miles and check into a motel in Williston. We left Middlebury after a brief meal, sometime around 11pm.

The distance between the Middlebury and Rouses Point controls is almost 90 miles, so having an overnight in Williston helped break up a long stretch of riding. It was mostly rolling terrain, well-suited for tandem riding. Traffic was light and we could relax and carry on a conversation. I was riding caffeine-free so far and was only slightly drowsy. Just enough to slow our pace, but not enough to cause serious impairment. Caffeine tablets were available if the situation should change.

During this portion we were pretty happy about our progress. We would soon arrive in Williston on schedule and have completed a pretty good chunk of the ride on the first day. We were pretty much riding solo this entire leg since many of the other riders had decided to spend the night in Middlebury or were much further down the road.

We arrived in Williston around 2:10am and it was a treat. We had shipped fresh clothes/toiletries there to await our arrival. Maybe it's counter to the hardcore randonneur ethos, but there's nothing as refreshing as a hot shower, a warm bed, and a room with heat and A/C to lift your spirits at the end of a hard day's riding.

Our sleep goal was to get rested in 90 minute increments and maximize daylight riding hours. I brought along a small kitchen timer to punch just before we hit the sack - giving us 3 hours of sleep, plus a bit more to wind down. We'd be ready to roll at 6:30 am, just as the breakfast bar opened up.

Friday - Day Two

Amazingly we were up, ready and relatively refreshed in the morning. We joined a few other riders for breakfast. Mary microwaved a ham & cheese biscuit for road fuel and I packed a couple extra bananas.

Pleasant temperatures and a sunny sky lay ahead to greet our morning departure. As we pedaled down the road with a mild tailwind, we rode around Lake Champlain and caught up with some of the other riders, most of whom had left Middlebury before dawn. We saw Dan Wallace, who finished the Cascade 1200K in June and Chris Kaiser who was back riding on his recumbent bike. Both had ridden all night with virtually no sleep. Dan was relatively alert, but Chris appeared to be working hard to maintain his concentration. I know the feeling well.

We soon encountered a small group of riders and offered to pull them into Rouses Point. After a short stretch they decided to pull off, not being able to maintain our pace without breaking up their group. We'd see them soon enough again at the control. We also saw many of the faster riders (including Tim Bol from Florida) heading back inbound on their return leg. By this time Tim was over 100 miles ahead of us and I'd estimated that he'd reached the halfway point in 24 hours - a very impressive ride for such a hilly course.

Refueling at Rouses Point is critical. There are 50 miles of road to cover and nowhere to stop until you reach Huntingdon, Quebec. We ate another meal and topped off our CamelBaks. Shortly after we left, we crossed the Canadian border. I didn't even have to present my ID. As we rode into Quebec, it became obvious we were riding in a foreign country because all the signs were in French.

Except for one major climb, this section of the profile looks pretty flat. The appearance can be deceiving. With the sunny day and lack of shade, we weren't able to take advantage of the terrain. About 25 miles into this section we encountered the dreaded Covey Hill. I knew from 2002, that it's appearance from a distance looks worse than the actual climb. Back then, I thought it was a fire break rather than the road we were to climb.

We were slowly passed by other riders up to the approach of Covey Hill, then had to stop when our chain (again!) jammed between cogs. For this and all successive jams however, I didn't have to loosened the chainring bolts. We now recognized the problem whenever it occurred and immediately stopped pedaling. It was still a pain to dismount the tandem and manually extract the chain, getting my fingers covered with chain muck. I joked about having my hand tattooed black so I didn't have to keep wiping off the grease.

Mary provided solid power all through the steep section of Covey and we soon crested the summit, drenched in sweat. The remaining miles into Huntingdon took us over some rough roads. We were gradually - almost imperceptively - losing some elevation as we passed some of the earlier riders in Huntingdon.

Some years ago the control in Huntingdon had a poor reputation for the quality of the food. This has since been remedied. Ladies awaited to take our order for almost any kind of sandwich imaginable. My only complaint was the lack of ice to fill our CamelBaks for the return journey, but this was a minor gripe. I ate half a turkey and cheese sandwich, packed the other half, and ate many slices of fresh watermelon. Mary had a sandwich and drank a couple of Cokes. I was going to attempt a soda - neither the water nor the Gatorade was very cold - but couldn't decide if it contained caffeine. Canada may have different labeling requirements and I didn't want to take the risk.

After applying prodigious amounts of sunscreen - something I neglected on the outbound leg - we left Huntingdon in the heat of the day. Henk Bouhuyzen was pulling a group of 5-6 riders out, looking very strong. In 2002 we encountered a strong headwind on this portion, but fortunately had almost no wind at all today. The descent down Covey Hill was bumpy and fun. I doubt we hit 50 mph, though we could have easily exceeded 60 mph if I'd been willing to lay off the brakes.

As we approached the Canadian border, we started to aggregate with other riders. About 7-8 of us were grouped together behind a long line of cars. Mary approached the border on foot, her DOJ ID in hand, to ask if they would open up a line for the BMB cyclists. No problem. Hey, it's great to get the VIP treatment. After processing us through, we made it back to Rouses Point a few minutes later.

Another 55 miles and we'd be back in Williston, possibly by midnight, right? Wrong. In the first place, we were seriously depleted from riding all day in the heat. Second, we were to encounter a series of unexpected obstacles along the way out.

Just 4 miles out of the control, about 7:15pm, we saw Gerald Goode sitting on the shoulder of the road, tangled up in his bike. A raccoon had darted out into his front wheel and caused him to crash. Mary called the Rouses Point control and we waited for them to pick up Gerald. He had landed on his shoulder, possibly separating it, and was feeling somewhat nauseous. Once the control staff arrived to take him to the hospital, Mary and I remounted the tandem and continued moving south.

The temperatures dropped back into a pleasant range as the evening arrived, but we could not get comfortable. A muscle in my left leg was not working and prevented me from pedaling out of the saddle. I was trying to explain this to Mary and how it might effect the remainder of our ride. This was BMB Low Point #1 - a confluence where everything physically and mentally conspired to bring us down. Mary was having her own issues related to exhaustion and soreness.

Along Lake Champlain a fox darted out, just missing our front wheel. I was getting paranoid about the wildlife, all of which appeared to be involved in a conspiracy to ruin our ride. The oncoming cars wouldn't dim their highbeams, so Mary suggested we install our superbright L&M light. As I was installing it, Pierce stopped by in the van to make sure we weren't having any problems. He helped block the lane from traffic as we pulled back onto the road.

About 20 miles later we pulled into a market. Mary had a coffee and I drank some chocolate milk. Ten minutes later we were back on the road, just as the Kentucky riders passed by.

I caught up with Dr. Royse, a General Practitioner, and he proceeded to conduct an on-bike diagnosis. His conclusion was that I'd torn my Tibialis anterior (?) and suggested a remedy: I could tightly wrap an arm warmer around that part of my leg to support the muscle. Knowing what the problem was, and that there might be some relief, helped get me through the remainder of this section, but it was still quite a slog into Williston - probably even harder on Mary. We were never so happy as to finally check back into our room around 2am. For a supposedly easy portion of the route, today's ride had been pretty rough.

Saturday - Day Three

As with all things related to randonneuring, everything looks better in the light of morning. We stopped to eat in the lobby and were back on the road no later than 7am. The morning was dark and heavy with clouds and crosswinds.

I had tied a bright red arm warmer (complements of Gran Fondo) around my left leg in a square knot, almost as tight as a tourniquet. Dr. Royse's suggested remedy appeared to be working, but I wouldn't know for certain until later in the day.

Our plan for was to ride 160 miles into Brattleboro. It was not too many miles compared to the previous days, but a lot of climbing. But once we reached the summit of Middlebury Gap, we would be progressively dropping elevation into Brattleboro. The Brattleboro control was an important goal, because it meant that we'd have less than 200K to ride on our final day.

We soon joined Steve Rice and Steve Royse on the way to Middlebury. Dr. Royse asked how the homemade sling was doing and I thanked him for his advice. We rode into one of the small Vermont towns around 8:00 am and stopped in a drugstore to purchase an Ace bandage. The arm warmer was working, but the knot was rubbing against my leg. Steve Rice was disappointed when he next saw us -- he said the Ace bandage lacked the style of trendy gangbanger fashion.

The skies soon darkened and it began to rain. The temps were pretty reasonable, so my light rain jacket was more than enough protection. After the heat of yesterday's ride, a little rain was welcome.

The rain continued on and off until we arrived in Middlebury. In 2002, Mike DeLong and I had wandered around Middlebury at midnight in a daze trying to reach the friggin' control. Seeing our approach today in the daylight, it's no wonder we were so confused. The inbound route meanders around the backside of the control through a residential area - you lose all sense of reference.

At the Middlebury control we grabbed our drop bags and withdrew everything we'd need to make it into Brattleboro. It was raining on my last BMB and I remember how cold we were around the Saxton's River section. So I grabbed every bit of warm clothing available and suggested the same to Mary.

I was about to grab some cold pizza, then saw Mary with shredded wheat and milk. Thinking maybe she had the better idea, I adopted it for my breakfast and perhaps saved myself a nasty case of heartburn. I should mention that all along the way we were getting complimented on our progress. As we were representing the only tandem riders in this year's BMB, we were grateful for the encouragement. At every control we either announced, or were told, that we were still leading the tandem division. A heartening thought!

Just before we left Middlebury, I got one of the support mechanics to check out our shifting problem. There was a lot of gunk in the chain and a slight burr on a cog tooth, but he couldn't find anything wrong. Mary and I left to begin the climb up Middlebury Gap, the steep side. After a brief warmup, we got into spinning mode. Periodically we'd climb out of the saddle. Before the climb got really steep, we were joined by someone just out for a Saturday ride. We chatted about BMB and the tandem for a while, Mary carrying on most of the conversation.

As we approached the steeper section of the climb I pulled off so we could manually put the chain into the granny gear since we were still having it frequently drop between chainrings. We got the tandem launched sideways across the street and back up the hill. The lower gears helped, but it was still quite an effort to climb the gap.

Somewhere at the other end of the valley near Killington we saw Steve Royse sitting under a tree changing a flat tire. Steve was having lots of mechanical problems on this ride. By the time he arrived back in Boston, he would have 7 flats, trouble with his freewheel (twice) and destroy a couple of tires.

To save time inflating his flat, I used a CO2 cartridge, but it sprayed back in my face. Okay, the tube has a bad valve. No problem, we've got plenty of tubes. Next attempt. Nada. The tire won't seat properly on the rim. Not wanting to waste another cartridge (we had more waiting for us in our Ludlow drop bags), I attempted to inflate it using his pump. The tire still won't seat properly.

Fortunately we had brought along a spare tire and Steve is soon back in business. Our Panaracer tires are holding out admirably, so I don't think we'll need a spare. Anyway, BMB support is exemplary, so we probably won't have to wait long in the unlikely event we totally destroy a tire.

In the meantime, I've neglected Mary who's gotten chilly sitting on top of the mountain. I've kept warm by fiddling with Steve's tire. We have a long descent coming up, which will chill us even more, but once we lose some elevation and start pedaling again we warm up.

After many miles of descending the terrain starts to flatten out - though we're still losing elevation over the next 20 miles. It's still raining and we climb back up Killington with lots of frogs on the road. Squish, squish. The southbound ascent is much greater than in inbound climb, about 3000 meters. Finally we descend and start making our way over the final 20 miles into Ludow.

This portion is pretty easy, but Mary is not saying much at all, usually a sign that she's experiencing some discomfort. Steve Royse is still at the control when we arrive and he diagnoses her problem as tendonitis in her knees. A control staffer takes her upstairs where they can apply ice packs. Apparently they don't want to do this in the main area because everyone will want some ice for their knees too, but they can see that Mary is in need of the treatment.

Despite Mary's tendonitis, I'm not too worried. We have plenty of gears and can spin up the remaining climbs at a comfortable pace without putting to much stress on her knees. I have slight tendonitis in my right knee, but it very minor compared to my earlier problems. Someone suggests that we raise Mary's saddle. I'm reluctant to do this given our earlier problems in keeping the suspension seatpost raised. The net result could be worse if the seatpost won't stay put.

When Mary comes down, she's in better shape. The ice packs have done their job. The quality of the food in Ludow has deteriorated since our Thursday arrival, but I eat lightly and pack a baked potato for road fuel. Next time I ride BMB I intend to stop at one of the local restaurants in Ludlow. (Like Taco Taco, yeah!)

Only 55 miles to our goal for tonight, the magic town of Brattleboro. We're careful to pack lots of warm clothes because it's raining and will be getting dark soon. So far the rain hasn't been too chilly except for the descent down Middlebury Gap, but I know from previous experience that the temperatures can drop rapidly.

We start riding immediately up the hard side of Mt. Terrible, but with rested legs we're making good progress. Our goal is to get most of the descending out of the way while there's still some daylight hours. Traffic eases up as we leave Ludlow.

As it gets dark, I get more skittish about descending. The roads are wet with buckled up surfaces that are difficult to negotiate. Mary take the brunt of these bumpy sections, since I often can't find a line to steer around them. We're often riding through a combination of mist and fog, so even our powerful L&M light doesn't provide much assistance. My clear night lenses have become a hindrance, so I remove them.

My memory of this section is somewhat fuzzy, given how tired we were, but I think we were in pretty good spirits. Despite the rain and dark, we kept moving and were never too chilly. I was mostly up and down with a couple of long climbs. Traffic wasn't too bad and we had time to converse and listen to the river. Our lights against the trees played tricks with my eyes and the lack of a fog line kept my attention focused on the edge of the road.

About halfway to Brattleboro we encountered an open market. It was warmer outside sitting on a bench than inside with the A/C on. Mary picked up a fresh turkey sandwich and split it with me. The brief respite did us a world of good and we took off into the evening before we got too chilly.

As we got closer to Brattleboro, the rain picked up. We began to pick up our pace, anticipating a warm, dry motel room and hot showers. I was grateful we had made reservations at the Motel 6 in Brattleboro, since other riders would have to backtrack in the rain to find a place to stay.

At the Brattleboro control the constant rain had penetrated through all the tables and chairs set up in the parking lot, so everyone was huddled against the building. Pretty much everything Mary and I had was soaked through, except the dry stuff in our drop bags. I changed into dry clothes then sat down to eat some cracker and hot soup.

At this point the toughest part of BMB was over. We could get some sleep, eat breakfast, then have a mere 112 miles (less than 200K!) left to ride on our final day. We decided to sleep 3 hours, which would put us on the road just after daybreak.

Sunday - Day 4

A couple hours later I was woken with the sounds of heavy thunder and lightening. My right leg was bent in a 90 degree angle and I couldn't unbend it - probably related to the torn muscle, since I didn't sleep with the Ace bandage on. I spent 20 minutes slowly massaging it, gently increasing its range of motion, and was finally able to get walking again.

I went downstairs to check our tandem. It was thoroughly soaked through because all the other bikes had gotten the choice parking spots. Despite the rain, the temperature was pretty reasonable. I put on a wool jersey, wool knee warmers, and a light rain jacket. Breakfast was shredded wheat, skim milk, and a bagel with peanut butter. Conditions were somewhat cramped, so we ate quickly then moved back to sort out our gear for the final day.

We left out with a group of riders which included Judith Swallow from the UK. She and her late tandem partner used to ride very fast long distance rides together, and she shared some of her acquired wisdom of tandem riding.

About 7 miles out of Brattleboro Mary mentioned that her bike computer had stopped working, possibly because we'd left the tandem out in the rain. We stopped and exchanged bike computers (I'd even brought a third spare) and checked the physical contacts, magnet, etc. to no avail. No matter. My computer still worked and I could call out the mileage at her request.

We still had two more tough climbs on the way to New Salem, but with fresh legs and the rain keeping the temperatures down, we just set to work on Mt. Pisgah and Mt. Grace. A number of other riders complimented us whenever we were standing and pedaling out of the saddle, saying that it's obvious we'd spent a lot of time practicing (ha!). One of the of riders mentioned that he'd love to do some distance riding on his tandem, but he and his wife were never able to prefect the technique of pedaling out of the saddle. The kudos go to Mary who kept her form smooth throughout the ride. It's relatively easy for the captain to stand, but if the stoker rocks side-to-side, the tandem won't remain stable.

Jim Koegel from Ohio rode with us on the way into Bullard Farm. He reminded me that we'd first rode together on a hilly SC 400K in 2002, where we'd each gotten separately lost. We jammed our chain (again) just a couple miles before the control and rode in alone.

Along the way in I kept pointing out orange salamanders on the road. Mary didn't see them. Flashback: On my Furnace Creek 508 ride I counted maybe 40-50 scorpions on the road, but my crew couldn't see them from the support vehicle (nor the two tarantulas). Afterwards, when I mentioned this in my ride report, some people assumed that I was suffering from a sleep-deprived hallucination. So the next time I saw one of those critters, I turned the tandem around, went back point it out to Mary. She can now can confirm that I wasn't hallucinating. There actually were orange salamanders on the road!

At Bullard Farm we stopped for a second breakfast. The mood of most the riders was cheerful since everyone who makes it this far is certain to finish on time.

Outbound from Bullard Farm is my favorite part of the BMB ride. Usually the weather is forgiving. Most of the hard climbing is over and there's only 75 miles left to the finish. We left Bullard Farm riding with a group that included some of the people we'd started with in Brattleboro. The clouds started to break up not ten minutes after we left Bullard Farm, so we stopped to shed rain gear and apply sunscreen.

The next 30 miles were pretty much longish climbs and descents. We'd rush past the group on the way down, only to have them pass us halfway up the next hill. Some of the group wanted to stop and eat about 40 miles outside of Newton, but Mary and I didn't want to lose our momentum. We rode on for another few miles in search of a market for water and a snack. After a short break we were back on the tandem in the heat of the day.

Soon afterwards, we were joined by the Kentucky riders. The last 20-30 miles is mostly flat to downhill, so we started picking up the speed. We kept the pace up over 20 mph, knowing that it would help make the miles go by. Mary kept me fed with Gu gels every 30 minutes because we never slacked our pace to slow down and eat - though we were careful not to drop anyone who started out with us.

Finally, just one mile before the finish, Steve Rice's left pedal got locked up and wouldn't turn. I had to laugh, if only because it was so close to the finish line. After our blistering pace over the past 25 miles, it would be amusing to limp in at 7 mph, following Steve pedaling with one leg.

Steve kept kicking at the pedal in frustration however, and finally loosened it up enough to turn with some effort. Five minutes later we rolled across the finish line to the cheers of the staff and earlier riders.

We made it. Mary and I completed the challenging terrain of BMB on a tandem in 84 hours and 38 minutes. Even more remarkable is that this was only our third time to ever ride the tandem together. Virtually all of our training had been done separately. Mary deserves a great deal of the credit for getting us across the finish line. She bore the brunt of my missed shifts, frequent changes in cadence, unannounced sudden stops, and the arbitrary whims of the road.

Conclusions

A ride like this tends to strip away the thin veneer of civility we normally wear. Between the pain and exhaustion lies an abyss of hurt feelings, suspicion, anger and despair. We saw much of this manifested out on the road or at the controls, but never with each other. Sometimes I would forget to say "Please" or "Thank you". But neither Mary nor I never exchanged anything but encouragement to each other.

The frequent problems with our chain jamming caused most of our mechanical frustration. Stopping to manually extract the chain slowed down our momentum and was generally discouraging. It also made it difficult for others to ride with us. Since the derailleur checked out okay, I'm now suspecting it may have been a problem with the left shifter, which had recently taken a spill. Despite these annoyances, I'm glad we brought low gears for this ride. No flats. The big, fat Panaracer 35C tires served us well.

Lantiseptic is the One True Cream. I have been proselytizing this stuff since the Cascade 1200K with a fervor that would make a Jesuit blush. Begone all you false worshipers of Bag Balm, Chamois Butt'r, and Assos Cream. Lantiseptic has the viscosity of caulking compound and requires a putty knife to apply. Once it's applied however, Lantiseptic stays on through rain, sweat, and friction. Mary has joined the faithful.

Riding on the tandem is a blast. I purchased my Co-Motion Speedster secondhand on a whim, not really sure if I'd even enjoy tandem riding. It changes the dynamics of a long distance ride, but the advantages greatly outweigh any negative aspects, especially if you're fortunate enough to be riding with a stoker as strong and dedicated as Mary Crawley