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Panthaz!! First and Ten we getting Seven Again!! Panthaz Joint
Coming from you, Friend is a four letter word! John McCrea
Umm, yeah. Right here buddy! Stan on Southpark
I'm not trying to come onto you, but will you please look at my crotch. Will Tarrat
Snap, Crackle, Pop Abbey K.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there Kelly (Rachel's Roommate)
A reading a day will keep the doctor away -Goober
I've come to the conclusion that you don't realize how much time you spend with someone until they're gone for 2 weeks and you're lonely! -Rachel H.
My family tree needs to be pruned -Brandy D.
The whole freakin' family is nuts, and you just have to come to terms with that. Once you do, you'll be a happy person. So just sit down every day and tell yourself 'I am a member of an insane family' and eventually you'll be a happy person like me. -Susan Hughes
I smoked weed with Willie Nelson. You know, once you smoke weed with a puppy like that, you know you're cool. "Tree" the infamous Waffle House man
I think I figured out how "Tree" got his name...I think it's because he has smoked enough weed for that weed to have actually grown to be a tree. -Rachel H.
There will be absolutely NO strip poker in this house! - Garebear and Rachel's Moms
Plump girls with big boobies are comfortable -Brian D.
Je suis de K-town -Garrett and Virginia N.
Je Besoin de Mavaise Herbe -Garrett N.
A teenager's life is really like a roller coaster, up and down in mood. It can really suck! -Garrett N.
Showing up is 80% of Life -Woody Allen.
-Donated by Amy R.
Yeah, purpose and reality aren't big with the KMHS drama department, but haystacks and leading actresses are! -Amy R.
Why must we do this senior project? I will quote Stefan for my opinion..."It is stuuuupid." -Rachel H.
Its everyones right to be a idiot, but your abusing your privilege -Rachelle C.
Yay for the Rodent Like creatures that will spawn into man -Friar D.
You want things 20 times more when you cant have them. (sigh) -Goober
I love reading your posts -Courtney H.
Women, in general, think there fat when they are just the right size for a man to love them -Goober