Vitals:
Born: 6/20/1979
Hometown: Dallas, TX
Height: 6'0"
Weight: Next-To-Nothing, but working on it with a constant beer diet
Nickname(s): B-Rat, Jay
Positions: FB - WR/CB; SB - LF
Contact Info: bratg2169@yahoo.com

And by Request of Barrett, I give you ... Dancing Gopher!

Highlights:
Football
2000
Scored the game winning TD in our only victory. And he did it Piss-Ass Drunk!
2001
Softball
2001
Played better than he did in 2002.
2002
Batting .500 so far this season.
1 double.
5 singles.
328 cigarettes smoked in LF.