Vitals:
Born: 7/1/1982
Hometown: Grapevine, TX
Height: 5'8"
Weight: Very Little
Nickname(s): Mr. Peepers, Spider-Man
Positions: FB - WR/CB; SB - 2B/SS
Contact Info: Email
Quote : "The green ones make me horny!"(Tardy from Greg the Bunny)

Highlights:
Football
2000
Bunk F**^Y*&^ traitor
2001
Bunk F**^Y*&^ traitor
Softball
2001
Manager
Collided with a 498 lb. cather trying to get an inside the park HR.
Bad-Ass Spider-man catch.
2002
Manager
Batting 1.000, Kick Ass!
Update Now batting less than 1.000 for the season. Only .857. SLACKER!
Leads the team in Dumbass-Pete-Rose-head-first-slides.
Also Leads the team in Slides that miss the bag.
Gold Glove Runner Up
Whacked-It.
Tried to fight a Skin-Head-Nazi looking Mo-Fo.