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> Animal Quiz
> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether or 
not
you are truly a "professional".
> Scroll down for the answer. The questions are not that difficult.
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and 
close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in 
an
overly complicated way.
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> WRONG Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close 
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refrigerator.
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> CORRECT Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in 
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elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through 
the
repercussions of your actions.
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference; all the animals 
attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. 
This
tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three 
questions,
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
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> 4. There is a river you must cross. But crocodiles inhabit it. How do 
you
manage it?
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> Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting! This tests whether you learn quickly from your 
mistakes.
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> According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals that tested got all the questions wrong. But many
pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says 
this
conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the 
brains of
a four year old!