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#10 TWEETY BIRD - You know there's a problem when every single kid 
roots for
the "hero" to be devoured in each episode. No sense of humor. No
personality. Annoying voice. Plus he was always tattling. I knew kids 
like
this growing up. Most of them ate paste, sat in the
front of the bus, and got me in trouble.

#9- GRAPE APE - A real moron. All he knows how to say is his name, and 
he
does so, non-stop, for a half an hour. I'd rather watch "Davey and 
Goliath".

#8- OLIVE OYLE - Am I the only one out there who thought this was one 
lady
NOT worth fighting over?  And that's what they did every episode!  She 
talks
like Edith Bunker and looks like a pipe cleaner with a cheap hat. Hey,
Popeye, you're a sailor... you can do better!  Plus, Olive can never 
decide
if she wants to date that jerk Bluto or not. The girl is just bad news.

#7- PETUNIA PIG - Porky's girlfriend, remember her??  She was a real 
zero.
What was the point of her anyway?  To make Porky look good?  Come on, 
who
did they think they were fooling. We all know Porky is gay.

#6- PEBBLES & BAM-BAM(as teenagers) -  What were they thinking?  Were 
they
trying to cash in on the "Joanie loves Chachi" thing?  And how come 
every
cartoon teenager plays in a crummy rock band?  An awful, and thankfully
short-lived, idea.

#5- PEPE LE PEW - Hello, Warner Brothers, ever heard of sexual 
harassment?
Let's take a good look at this character:  a horny, rapist skunk who's
attracted to other species!  NOT good for the kids. Plus, worse still, 
he's
French.

#4- ALAN(from Josie and the Pussy Cats) -  How weak was this "Fred" 
clone?
They even gave him an ascot, for crying out loud. Well, I knew Fred. I 
grew
up with Fred. Fred was like a friend of mine. Let me tell you
something...you're no Fred.

#3- ZAN AND ZANA(The Wonder Twins) -  How many times do we have to say 
it?
Leave the crime fighting to the professionals!  "Form of... an idiot!" 
They
should have been voted out of the Hall of Justice a long time ago. 
There's
no room for dead weight in this game.

#2- KAZOO(from the Flintstones) - It's like, "Hmmm, a miniature, green
spaceman who appears only to Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble isn't 
enough
of a stretch.  I know!  Let's give him a snotty London accent!" Um, 
could I
get a drug test from Hanna Barbara, please?

#1- SCRAPPY DOO -  And, really, who else COULD be number one?  This guy
ruined Scooby Doo!  Just came in and ruined it!  Scrappy is the Yoko 
Ono of
Saturday morning cartoons. I can't even talk about it anymore. It's too
upsetting.