>> >>A telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
>> >> room service, at a hotel in Asia, which was
>> >> recorded and published in the Far East Economic
>> >> Review. You may find yourself talking "funny" for
>> >> a while after reading this. It was nominated
>> >> "best email of 1997".
>> >>
>> >> Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
>> >>
>> >> Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
>> >>
>> >> RS: "Rye ... Ruin sorbees ... morny! Djewish to oder
>> >> sunteen??"
>> >>
>> >> Guest: "Uh ... yes ... I'd like some bacon and eggs"
>> >>
>> >> RS: "Ow July den?"
>> >>
>> >> G: "What??"
>> >>
>> >> RS: "Ow July den? ... pry, boy, pooch?"
>> >>
>> >> G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled
>> >> please."
>> >>
>> >> RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem ... crease?"
>> >>
>> >> G: "Crisp will be fine"
>> >>
>> >> RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
>> >>
>> >> G: "What?"
>> >>
>> >> RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
>> >>
>> >> G: "I don't think so"
>> >>
>> >> RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
>> >>
>> >> G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
>> >> 'judo one toes' means."
>> >>
>> >> RS: "Toes! toes! ... why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow
>> >> singlish mopping we bother?"
>> >>
>> >> G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
>> >> Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
>> >>
>> >> RS:"We bother?"
>> >>
>> >> G: "No ... just put the bother on the side."
>> >>
>> >> RS: "Wad?"
>> >>
>> >> G: "I mean butter ... just put it on the side."
>> >>
>> >> RS: "Copy?"
>> >>
>> >> G: "Sorry?"
>> >>
>> >> RS:"Copy ... tea ... mill?"
>> >>
>> >> G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
>> >>
>> >> RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
>> >> baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
>> >> copy ... rye??"
>> >>
>> >> G: "Whatever you say"
>> >>
>> >> RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
>> >>
>> >> G: "You're welcome"
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