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> TOP TEN MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATHS
>
>       10)  Ellen DeGeneres-- Suffocates in the closet
>
>       9)  Susan Lucci--Trips and breaks her neck while running up
> steps
>       to accept an Emmy
>
>       8)  Jenny McCarthy--Struck by a random thought
>
>       7)  Frank Sinatra--Killed by Strangers in the Night
>
>       6)  RuPaul--Prostate cancer
>
>       5)  O.J. Simpson--Murdered by the "real killer" in an apparent
> suicide
>
>       4)  Madonna--Exposure
>
>       3)  Unabomber--Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage"
>
>       2)  Al Gore--Dutch Elm Disease
>
>       and the *Predicted* NUMBER ONE MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATH IS:
>
>       1)  Bill Gates--Falls out of a Window