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Subject: FW: Cowboy wisdom


 
 1. Don't squat with your spurs on.
 2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from 
bad
judgment.
 3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it 
back
in.
 4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and 
then
to make sure it's still         there.
 5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try 
orderin'
somebody else's dog     around.
 6. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he 
started
roaring. He kept it up  until a hunter came along and shot him. The 
moral:
When you're full of bull, keep your     mouth shut.
 7. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
 8. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
 9. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop 
diggin'.
10. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
11. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
12. Always drink upstream from the herd.
13. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't 
be
surprised if they       learn their lesson.
14. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown
around by somebody      else.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it 
back
in your pocket.
16. There are three kinds of men:  The one that learns by reading. The 
few
who learn by    observation.   And the rest of them have to pee on the
electric fence for themselves.