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> > >>           TWO NEW ELEMENTS
> > >>
> > >>  Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:
> > >>
> > >>  Element Name:  Woman
> > >>  Symbol:  WO
> > >>  Atomic Weight:  (don't even go there)
> > >>
> > >>  Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing
> > >>  and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. 
Very
> > >>  bitter if not used well.
> > >>
> > >>  Chemical properties:  Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses
> > >>  strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
> > >>  Irritated when left alone. Able to absorb exotic food. Turns
> > >>  slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
> > >>
> > >>  Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for 
dispersion
> > >>  of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent 
known.
> > >>
> > >>  Caution:  Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
> > >>    ___________________________________________________
> > >>
> > >>  Element Name:  Man
> > >>  Symbol:   XY
> > >>  Atomic Weight:  (180+/-50)
> > >>
> > >>  Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent 
out
> > >>  of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Very 
difficult
> > >>  to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to
> > >>  conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
> > >>
> > >>  Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can
get.
> > >>  Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive 
when
> > >>  mixed with KD (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time.
> Neutralize
> > >>  by saturating with alcohol.
> > >>
> > >>  Usage: None useful known. Possibly good methane source. Good
> > >>  specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.
> > >>
> > >>  Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes 
and
> > >>  begins to smell