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>:::The following added 1995/02/23 01:54 by KBUTLER
>:: GOD                                THE ALMIGHTY

I finish TIE fighter and along comes the EVIL McGuire with the expansion
disks.  SIgh, I will never quit playing.

THE EMPIRE SHALL PREVAIL

Kevin

PS oh yeah, REBEL SCUM!!!
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>:::The following added 1995/02/23 09:40 by JCORMIER
>:: Cmdr. Wedge Antilles               Rogue Leader

(Garrison Wildrose swoops down and blows your ship out of the sky).
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>:::The following added 1995/02/23 11:24 by SBOWDEN
>:: Darth Salvader                     @ StrONG SurRealism IN THE force

(Lt.'s Darkside and Killjoy laugh as Wildrose thrashes in his sleep
again, dreaming that he's still allowed to be a pilot.)
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>:::The following added 1995/02/23 14:35 by EFORSYTHE
>:: Hibiki Kanzaki, Anaheim Electronics Mobile Suit Sales and Service Rep

Char Anzable laughs at all of you, stuck in simple, primitive,_fighters_
and teaches you a breif but fatal lesson on the superior manuverability
of the MSM-06 Zaku.
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>:::The following added 1995/02/23 18:55 by JCORMIER
>:: Cmdr. Wedge Antilles               Rogue Leader

(Jason Cormier sits back and laughs.  He then takes the drawings of
Char Anzable and sets them on fire.)
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>:::The following added 1995/02/24 00:07 by EFORSYTHE
>:: Hibiki Kanzaki, Anaheim Electronics Mobile Suit Sales and Service Rep

Ray Forsythe and Mike Wachter, with grins of maniacal glee, take
a flame thrower to the original negatives of all three Star Wars
movies.
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>:::The following added 1995/02/24 00:19 by JCORMIER
>:: Cmdr. Wedge Antilles               Rogue Leader

(Jason Cormier, along with Jenna Hilvers and about 75% of our generation
proceed, with extreme prejudice, to reduce Ray Forsythe and Mike Wachter
to their component atoms.)
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>:::The following added 1995/02/24 00:41 by EFORSYTHE
>:: Hibiki Kanzaki, Anaheim Electronics Mobile Suit Sales and Service Rep

The Imperial Japanese Anime Club, outraged by the tasteless slaughter
of fellow anime fans across the sea, under the auspices and favor of
the Emperor himself, unleash the dreaded Imperial Legion Of Samurai
Accountants upon the American entertainment industry.

The next generation of Americans will not be so callous towards
the animated arts.
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>:::The following added 1995/02/24 00:43 by JCORMIER
>:: Cmdr. Wedge Antilles               Rogue Leader

Aaaagghh!!

Alright!  You win!  I can't top that!  I wouldn't WANT to top that!!

Aaaaggghh!!!