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Why God never received a PhD

  1.  He has only one major publication.
  2.  It was published only in Hebrew originally.
  3.  It has no references and no bibliography.
  4.  Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
  5.  The scientific community has had a hard time replicating
      his results.
  6.  He never applied to the ethics committee for permission to
      use human subjects.
  7.  When one experiment went a wry, he tried to cover it up
      by drowning his subjects.
  8.  When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
      the sample.
  9.  He rarely came to class, just telling the students to read the
book.
 10.  Some claim he had his son teach the class.
 11.  He expelled his first two students for sexual experiments with
fruit.
 12.  Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
      continued to fail his test.
 13.  He has no record of working well with colleagues or attending open

      house.
 14.  His lecture hours were sporadic and often held on mountaintops.