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 > > This year's new Christmas gift for grad.
 > students...
 > >
 > > GRADUATE SCHOOL BARBIE (TM)
 > >
 > > Graduate School Barbie comes in two forms:
 > > Delusional Master's Barbie (tm) and Ph.D.
 > Masochist
 > > Barbie (tm).  Every Graduate School Barbie comes
 > > with
 > > these fun filled features guaranteed to delight
 > and
 > > entertain for hours:
 > >
 > > - Adorable black circles under her delightfully
 > > bloodshot eyes.
 > >
 > > - Comes with two outfits: a grubby pair of blue
 > > jeans
 > > and 5 year old gap T-shirt, and a floppy pair of
 > > gray
 > > sweatpants with a matching "Go Screw Yourself"
 > > T-shirt.
 > >
 > > - Grad School Barbie talks! Just press the button
 > on
 > > her left hand and hear her say such upbeat grad
 > > school
 > > phrases like, "Yes, Professor, It'll be done by
 > > tomorrow" "I'd love to write it all over again"
 > and
 > > "Why didn't I just get a job, I could have
 > > been making $40,000 a year by now if I had just
 > > started working with a Bachelor's."
 > >
 > > - Deluxe Barbie comes with specially designed eye
 > > ducts.
 > > Just add a little water, and watch Grad School
 > > Barbie
 > > burst into tears at random intervals. Fun for the
 > > whole family!
 > >
 > > Other accessories include:
 > >
 > > -Grad School Barbie's Computer Workstation. Comes
 > > with
 > > miniature obsolete PC (pink of course), rickety
 > > desk,
 > > and over a dozen miniature Mountain Dew cans to
 > > decorate your workstation with
 > >
 > > And Grad School Barbie is not alone! Order now and
 > > you'll get Barbie's great friend!
 > >
 > > GRADUATE ADVISOR KEN: Barbie's mentor and advisor
 > in
 > > her quest for increased  education and decreased
 > > self
 > > esteem. Grad Advisor Ken (tm) comes with a supply
 > of
 > > red pens and a permanent frown. Press the button
 > to
 > > hear Grad Advisor Ken deliver such wisdom to
 > Barbie
 > > as
 > > "I need an update on your progress" "I don't think
 > > you'll be ready to graduate yet" and "This is no
 > > where
 > > near ready for publication."