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In Heaven:
     The cooks are French,
     The policemen are English,
     The mechanics are German,
     The lovers are Italian,
     The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:
     The cooks are English,
     The policemen are German,
     The mechanics are French,
     The lovers are Swiss,
     The bankers are Italian.

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In Computer Heaven:
     The management is from Intel,
     The design and construction is done by Apple,
     The marketing is done by Microsoft,
     IBM provides the support,
     Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:
     The management is from Apple,
     Microsoft does design and construction,
     IBM handles the marketing,
     The support is from Gateway,
     Intel sets the price.