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CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE                       
     "One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else              
who has freckles too."                                                          
                                      Andrew, age 6                             
     "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something,           
but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."                            
                                      Manuel, age 8                             
                                                                                
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE                                                 
     "Like an avalanche where you have to run for you life."                    
                                      John, age 9                               
     "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I              
don't want to do it.  I takes too long."                                        
                                      Glenn, age 7                              
                                                                                
REFLECTIONS ON THE NATURE OF LOVE                                               
     "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is            
pretty good too."                                                               
                                      Greg, age 8                               
                                                                                
HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?                                         
     "Mooshy...like puppy dogs...except puppy dogs don't wag their              
tails nearly as much."                                                          
                                      Arnold, age 10                            
     "All of a sudden, the people get movie fever so they can sit               
together in the dark."                                                          
                                      Sherm, age 8                              
                                                                                
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE                                                
     "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs'        
is on television."                                                              
                                      Jill, age 6                               
     "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.  I            
been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep                
finding me."                                                                    
                                      Dave, age 8                               
     "I'm not rushing into being in love.  I'm finding fourth grade             
hard enough."                                                                   
                                      Regina, age 10                            
                                                                                
TITLES OF LOVE BALLADS YOU CAN SING TO YOUR BELOVED                             
     "How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?"                 
                                      Arnold, age 10                            
     "I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!"                                           
                                      Eddie, age 6                              
     "I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me               
When I'm with My Friends."                                                      
                                      Bob, age 9                                
     "Hey Baby, I Don't Like Girls But I'm Willing to Forget You Are            
One!"                                                                           
                                      Will, age 7                               
                                                                                
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU".                       
     "The person is thinking:  Yeah, I really do love him.  But I               
hope he showers at least once a day."                                           
                                      Michelle, age 9                           
                                                                                
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?                                                
     "When they're rich."                                                       
                                      Pam, age 7                                
     "It's never okay to kiss a boy.  They always slobber all over              
you...that's why I stopped doing it."                                           
                                      Tammy, age 10                             
     "If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime.  But if it's a             
new person, you have to ask permission."                                        
                                      Roger, age 6                              
                                                                                
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE                                                         
     "Don't forget your wife's name...that will mess up the love."              
                                      Dick, age 7                               
     "Be a good kisser.  It might make your wife forget that you never          
take out the trash."                                                            
                                      Dave, age 8                               
     "Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind...Love isn't        
like picking what movie you want to watch."                                     
                                      Natalie, age 9