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> "Little Golden Books That Never Made It"
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> 1.  You Are Different and That's Bad
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> 2.  The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
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> 3.  Dad's New Wife Robert
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> 4.  Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
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> 5.  Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
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> 6.  The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
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> 7.  Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
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> 8.  Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
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> 9.  All Cats Go to Hell
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> 10.  The Little Sissy Who Snitched
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> 11.  Some Kittens Can Fly
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> 12.  That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
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> 13.  Grandpa Gets a Casket
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> 14.  The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
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> 15.  Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
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> 16.  The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
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> 17.  Strangers Have the Best Candy
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> 18.  Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
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> 19.  You Were an Accident
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> 20.  Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
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> 21.  Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
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> 22.  The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
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> 23.  Your Nightmares Are Real
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> 24.  Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
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> 25.  Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
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> 26.  Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms.Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
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> 27.  Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
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> 28.  Daddy Drinks Because You Cry