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> Subject: 39 Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
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> A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
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> The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
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> Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
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> He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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> Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
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> Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
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> Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
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> Forgot to pay his brain bill.
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> A few clowns short of a circus.
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> If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
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> Too much yardage between the goal posts.
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> An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
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> A few beers short of a six-pack.
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> Dumber than a box of hair.
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> A few peas short of a casserole.
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> Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
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> One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
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> One taco short of a combination plate.
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> A few feathers short of a whole duck.
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> All foam, no beer.
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> The cheese slid off his cracker.
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> Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
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> Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
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> Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
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> An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
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> As smart as bait.
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> Chimney's clogged.
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> Her sewing machine's out of thread.
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> His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
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> His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
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> Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
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> No grain in the silo.
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> Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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> Receiver is off the hook.
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> Several nuts short of a full pouch.
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> Skylight leaks a little.
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> Slinky's kinked.
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> Surfing in Nebraska.
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> In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart 
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> most.