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The Top 13 Better Titles for the New "Star Wars"
Movie 


       13.Star Wars I: "Star Trek, the Next
Generation" kisses our Jedi
          ass. 

       12.Just Hand Over the Wallet, and Nobody Gets
Hurt 

       11.Springtime for Vader 

       10.Episode I: Mr. Lucas Wants A Bigger Boat 

        9.Obi Wan, Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan, Obi Wan. 

        8.Your turn, Steven. 

        7.The Toys-R-Us Christmas '99 Catalog 

        6.Boba Fett's Not In It So Don't Even Ask,
Fanboy 

        5.Titanic *THIS*, Jim Cameron! 

        4.Star Wars I (Harrison Ford Not Included) 

        3.Star Wars: Yoda Man! No, Yoda Man! 

        2.There's Something About Money 

          and Top5's Number 1 Better Title for the New
"Star Wars"
          Movie... 

        1.Come To Papa, You Geeks 


         Check out the Runners Up submissions for this
list!


Selected from 123 submissions from 48 contributors. 
Today's Top Five List authors were: 

     David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 1 (15th #1)
Hall of Famer 
     Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 2 
     Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 2 
     Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 3 Hall of Famer 
     Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 4 (Wookie!) 
     Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 4 
     Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 5, 8, 12 (Hat
trick!) Email / Website 
     Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA -- 5 
     Gail Celio, Athens, GA -- 6 
     Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 7 
     Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 9, Runner Up list
name, Banner 
     Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 10 
     Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 11 
     Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 13 Email 
     Gregory Weinkauf, Canterbury, CA -- Topic 
     Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag 
     Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
Email / Hall of Famer 
     Bill Murray, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience 


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