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Sorry all, but this is just too funny!  It is nice to
know some businesses still have a sense of humor.
  
This takes about 15 seconds and is guaranteed to
make you laugh. It's totally legit - nothing bad
will happen to you - I promise.
 
National Discount Brokers 

1. dial 1-800-888-3999 (it's free) 
2. listen to the options 
3. listen to option 7, then press "7" to select that 
         option

Every company should have an option 7!