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Kurt's reasons that Santa Claus is definitely a guy.

He's got massive amounts of facial hair.  'Nuff said.  And I don't wish 
to
hear about your Aunt Fannie who's got a beard and moustache.  One word:
epilator.

His sleigh is a classic model drop-top convertible.  Women would 
complain
about the safety and cold air, not understanding that some things just 
can't
be compromised.

He goes up and down chimneys carrying that big heavy sack all by 
himself.

He lives in the North Pole, where there's nobody to bother him so he 
can get
his work done.  A woman would most likely want to relocate to someplace
where there's neighbors and social clubs.

He encourages the kids to leave cookies and milk for him.  Women would
probably ask for salad or diet coke.

Between all those glasses of milk, and all those homes he's got to hit, 
if
Santa had to take constant trips to the potty, he wouldn't get the 
gifts
delivered until Easter.

If the night of December 24th happened to fall on "that time of month",
Christmas would be as good as ruined for all the kids.


-Written by Kurt Nordstrom, BCS, TX, all rrights reserved.