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 The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master, Mace
 Windu," say in the Star Wars Prequel.

 {**Note: In case you didn't know, Samuel L. Jackson will be in the
first
 prequel as the above character.}

 10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't
 the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

 9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause
even
 if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

 8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively,
 have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room...accept no
substitutes.

 7. If Obi-Wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna
do.
 I ain't got no other motherfucking connections on Tattooine.

 6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

 5. Now don't be all down on the DARK side of the force, you know what
I'm sayin?

 4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

 3. Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother
 gonna do? He's a wookie.

 2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

 1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad  Mother
Fucker"